I no longer have BLACK POO !!! YAY

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  • SmokeyTheBear
    ►SouthOfHeaven
    • Jun 2004
    • 28609

    #1

    I no longer have BLACK POO !!! YAY

    You dont know how happy i was to make this announcement to my family. LOL

    This actually happened a few days ago but i figured i would share since this is gfy and all.


    If theres a moral to this story it is " dont go the internet for medical advice"

    I had a flu recently you may have seen my thread "dont fart when you have the flu "

    About day#2/3 of my flu i noticed i had black feces(poo), and i dont mean dark green i mean black tar looking stuff ( i hope your not eating )

    Of course im concerned but its the weekend and im already sick so i dont wanna go the emergency for black poo, so i turn to trusty old google.

    Oh shit i'm gonna die. its blood in the intestine and cancer and dear god i had everything under the sun lol . sweating bullets i was..

    Even the doctor had bad things to say the next day

    " you sure its black not green ?"

    me - " nope its like black as black"

    " blood in the intestine" he says looking worried , sends mme for x-rays

    Now the strange thing was my old lady was also sick and she also had the same black feces affliction , but the doctor didnt seem to care..

    Now it was the flu but everything i looked at said the same thing . blood , if its black its old blood. even the doc..

    I havent gotten the tests back from doc but a few days later the poo turned to brown again and i feel better so musta been the illness..

    what i think it was is pepto bismal , but the doctor didnt think so..

    i hadnt eaten anything for 3 days , and i mean NOTHING , except pepto bismal, valiums and water

    so it musta just been a wierd coincidence or pepto turns black when your sick
    hatisblack at yahoo.com
  • SmokeyTheBear
    ►SouthOfHeaven
    • Jun 2004
    • 28609

    #2
    p.s. $10 says this thread gets more views/replies than my biz threads today
    hatisblack at yahoo.com

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    • ayne468
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2007
      • 1738

      #3
      lol...glad the story had a happy ending

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      • Aussie Rebel
        Blow Me U Geeks
        • Aug 2001
        • 5108

        #4
        Glad ya feeling better and shittin normal again

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        • SleazyDream
          I'm here for SPORT
          • Jul 2001
          • 41470

          #5
          happy to hear you're ok
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          • BusterBunny
            perverted justice decoy
            • Aug 2005
            • 19291

            #6
            did you give the doctor a stool sample?
            my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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            • toddler
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2002
              • 1911

              #7
              i've seen this/had this. it was the pepto. get a new fucking doctor.
              http://www.flickr.com/photos/zoddler/

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              • 421Fill
                So Fucking Banned
                • Nov 2001
                • 20659

                #8
                it was the pepto.

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                  #9
                  im glad im not the only one who almost died of a heart attack after searching google for medical symtoms

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                  • jasonir
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 1887

                    #10
                    LOL... duh! Of course it was the fucking pepto. It has bismuth in it, and it makes your shit turn black.
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