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No More Lapdancing In Las Vegas
Well, looks like the city that has 24 hour alcohol and gambling will no longer have lapdancing after September 1.....
the new lapdance ban ordinance: no more g-string tipping (can only tip hand to hand) all dancers must now be at least 21 no touching of breasts or vaignal areas We get to thank that mega-casino whore Yvonne Atkinson Gates....starting tomorrow, I will be a bit moer scarce on the boards as I'll be spending as much time trying to get her ass voted out of office next election... I hope AVN cancels InterNext and hope most of the major convention pull out in protest...sadly it won't happen, but it's something I'd love to see..... the city council was cocnerned about acts of prostitutions...fucking ironic...the biggest whoes in the world makins suck decisions...they just use their positions instead of vaginas and teeny tiny itty bitty cocks... on the bright side those 18-21 year old hotties that can no longer make money taking off their clothes in darkened clubs will now be available for hardcore pornography! EDIT: here's a brief piece on it, should be more on the site later tonight: http://www.kvbc.com/Global/story.asp...5&nav=15MUARAA
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geez.. moving out of Vegas 4 weeks ago was probably one of the best decisions i've made in my life.
too fucking hot, no Level 1 trauma center in case i get in fucked up car wreck on those oil based roads, and now no more lapdances !?! what the fuck.. but i'll keep my business address there though ![]() |
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So wait a minute...they are legalizing pot and making lapdances illegal??
What the FUCK??
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![]() there is more public support for pot than lapdancing too...... EscortBiz....all I know is that I'm going to be carrying my camcorder around a lot more...and I'll be attending my city council meetings... Yvonne Atkinson Gates actually told someone "sit down and shut up" nice way to talk to a voter (he's also a Doctor and probably shouldn't have questioned her sexual hangups ;)) I normally hate his commercials..he's a bugged skin doctor who doesn't blink during his commercials, but he's now my hero.......
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What.. my favorite club in Vegas$ is in serious trouble ?
Crazy Hose Too.. Shit, were else can I go to drop 1k in dances for all my homies.. ![]() Man this sucks, guess I will book a trip in late August. ![]() |
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Damnit! No more titties?
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I'm gonna miss those days...
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Im speechless.
This is just distrubing and depressing. The only good thing about Vegas is going to cheetahs and gettin your dick grinded on. After loosing thousands on the tables in those fucking casinos, the strip bars is all a person like me has left. FUCK. You have NO IDEA how PISSED I AM. This no doubt makes me want to go to Vegas less. Sin City is no more. The Vegas Clubs are soon to be no better than the ones in our own home states.
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i wonder if the cops are gunna actually enforce this law?
It may just become an unspoken law. This would really suck. Its just silly. I hope the street cops just look the other way as they have been doing for years. The police and the clubs have had an "understaning" in the past, and i hope they can keep this "understanding" in tact.
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Let's hope that the right people pay off the right
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Imagine a city where you can spend your entire mortgage on games of chance and drink 24-7 and the liqour stores never close...and there's a better than average chance that marijuanna will get legalized (although I';m sure the feds will stop that) and you can't even tuck a dollar into an 18 year old girl's g-string.....
I may move up to Montreal.....
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you have no idea how pissed i am about this.
Im about to book a last minute flight to Vegas now. We only have a few months left to go enjoy this freedom of dick grinding. I will miss it. Last time I was there a few months ago with Eric, i was sucking on some ho's tits. The next day I got a wart on my tongue and was shittin! Those days are gunna be missed.
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wait a minute.
Is this JUST for the under 21 girls? Or is this no-touch no cock grind law for ALL DANCERS?
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maybe we should plan a boneprone family trip to Vegas on August 31st for a last night dick grind celebration?
Better yer August 30th would be better. I could jsut see me getting my dick grinded, tit in mouth in the middle of a dance, and the clock striking midnight and it all ending right in the middle of my dance. Not much makes a man like myself cry. Not Death, not loosing tens of thousands of dollars in a few hours gambling, not even getting my balls kicked in. But loosing my dirty stripper cock grind dance at midnight would make me cry like a baby
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this only affectes the stripclubs that are in unincorporated clark county and not those within city limits...there are only 3 that fall in there.....actually city limits of las vegas is only like a couple blocks... hmm, just at a time when the casinos want to bring back topless revues and spice up their shows...and vonne Atkinons Gates' district encompasses the strip area....coincidence?
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thats gay
21 year old dancers? MILF dancing ?!?! hahaha
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so tell me.
Is cheetahs affected? Or OG?
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This shit just aint right. Those lap dances are one of the best things about Vegas!
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This jsut in, Dark Dollars will be relocating it office to Canada. Sykk and I will ahve to decide if it will Montreal or Vancouver, but more freeky goth chics in montreal
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I'm checking to see all of the affected clubs BoneProne...I'm going to check with my lawyer in the morning and see what the ordinance is regarding lapdanmces at a private party at a private residence....could be iffy, but I'll see what he says.....
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Here is a better article with more information
http://www.klastv.com/Global/story.a...6&nav=168XAR16
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Fuck, I only going to Las Vegas for the lap dances. What to do now?. Sorry, City of Las Vegs I guess the casino mobs don't like when all boys going to the stripclubs and not playing in the casinos.
This was the biggest misstake made by Las Vegas ever and I hope Yvonne Atkinson Gates will be kicked out from office. ![]() |
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Was this a result of the two girl show at Cheetahs???? Those babes lifted about $1000 off me!!!!
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Well here is what they ended up passing.. some of this is a riot..
The new rules: ? Allow dancers to grind their anus, genitals and pubic area against a customer's leg, as long as they do not come in contact with the customer's feet. ? Allow dancers to touch customers' buttocks. ? Prohibit any contact between a female dancer's breasts and any part of a customer's body. ? Ban the practice of customers placing bills in dancers' G-strings. ? Allow dancers to simulate sex acts such as intercourse, masturbation and oral sex. ? Prohibit dancers from simulating bestiality or sadomasochistic abuse. ? Require that private dances in "VIP" areas be directly visible or visible via electronic monitoring should police officers visit the club. ? Prohibit clubs that serve alcohol from employing anyone under 21 years old. And no.. cheetahs is NOT effected ![]() Chris
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Minority do-gooders,fuck them all
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Ok let me see if I understand:
Ban Cigarettes Legalize Weed Ban Lapdances Allow Corporations to Rape Pensions with Inept Management. Pretend sex doesn't exist in High Schools and don't provide instruction on birth control. ![]() Actually I read an article about Vegas and how organized religion flourishes there. So, it is scary to think about what kind of misguided laws they might pass.
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We had some BS type dancer laws pass a few years ago in Houston, the titty bar capitol of the world, but it really didn't change anything...So, don't worry bro, it will be OK...I feel your pain, but it will be OK.
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Just one more reason to bring Internext to Montreal.
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Well at least Cheetahs is not affected :p
Damn here in Miami I was suprised -- one girl even asked me to play with her poos poos -- and playing with da' nips aint nuttin' butta thang. |
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I am confident that nothing will change. They can't just take something so near and dear to our hearts like that!!
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Guess everyone will just have to come to Tampa and visit Ybor Secrets. They have full grind and I think you can get a wart or two.
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damn, you guys really look forward to that shit, dontcha?
![]() Hey is it legal for a chick to get a LAPDANCE from a male stripper? Grinding, contact? Pinkies probing poopers? |
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When I had my mainstream design business, most of my customers were Mormon...they were excellent for referrals if they had a good business experience with you...very loyal customers, just waaaaaaay too conservative....but they also paid very well......
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Crazy Horse too rocks
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My personal favorite is the Tally Ho...it's off the strip and not as glamorous as some of the other clubs, but the dances are hotter and the girls frienlier...it's mostly locals so they treat the ladies better and in turn get treated better...
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Most people do not realize that the strip club rules are looser in Atlanta (yes, Atlanta) than most places in the US. We have full nude dancing, with liquor and most places do lap dances to some extent.
I have watched how all of this goes and can assure you that there is nothing to worry about in Las Vegas. As I look into my crystal ball here is what I see happening: August 31, 2002: Everything will run just as it always has September 1, 2002: Everything will run just as it always has On or about September 15, 2002: Crazy Horse Too (CHT) will be raided and 10 dancers and 3 managers will be arrested ON THE FOLLOWING DAY: The CHT legal team will appear before a judge with a motion to put the law aside so that it can be heard before the court system. ON THE FOLLOWING DAY: Judge will set aside the charges while the law is fought in the court system November 2003: Yvonne Atkinson Gates will run for re-election claiming that she "Cleaned up Vegas" Sometime in 2004: A Supreme Court judge will rule that the law infriges on our first amendment rights and will judge the law unconstitutional. Sometime in 2006: Another councilman looking for re-election will get some other lame law passed and the process will start all over again. I could be a little off on the dates, but this should pretty much give you an idea of how this law will progress and how Sin City will remain just that. ![]() --T |
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Relax guys, almost all of the same rules/laws were already in effect before. It was never legal to have a dancer touch the guy's crotch or grind. The already had cameras in the VIP rooms. What will happen now is the clubs will be very tame for a month or two and things will gradually go back to normal unless they choose to really enforce it this time. Most likely, you'll have to visit the vip rooms to get a contact dance.. but you should anyways you cheapskates ; ) . The no dancers under 21... I'm assuming is now for the clubs that have alcohol..and that includes Cheetahs. They shouldn't be there anyway. They can still work at the nude clubs where there's no alcohol.
The bad thing is, they can still go into the clubs and 'raid' them and charge almost any girl in there with prostitution if she's doing anything resembling a lap dance. But, they already could do that and did do that. |
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I wanna place my bets with Sweet T.
I hope this is what happens. Its just not right.
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Fortunately one of the nasties strip clubs is still within reach and immune from Clark County...the olympic gardens..
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Bad news...but it will save me quite a bit of money on my next trip to VEGAS...well that's not true, cause I'll spend that money gambling I guess
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![]() In fact, I'm oing to start cleaning up and maybe even toss my hat in the ring...hell if a skank like Yvonne Atkinson Gates can get elected....now if only I knew how to get into Steve Wynn's pocket... ;)))
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