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Old 02-04-2007, 03:00 PM   #1
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WARNING! Do Not Attach Your Penis Pump To A Vacuum Cleaner!!!!!

LAWDS MERCY! So I ductape the end of my vaccuum hose to the inlet on the penis pump......

I damn near sucked mah bawlz up through the end of my cabbage roll.

CRIPE MIGHTY that was scurry! The cyclonic action of the Dyson Vaccums is NOT to be fucked around with! I'm for serious!

GAWD DAYUM my penis is purple, it looks like hardon of a not very well endowed black man.

All I wanted was to pump my dick up so it was the size of my nose.

I saw my life flash in front of my eyes!

HEAVENS TO BETSY I'm go make a martini and calm myself down.
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Old 02-04-2007, 03:06 PM   #2
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congratulate, you have picture?
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Old 02-04-2007, 03:08 PM   #3
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congratulate, you have picture?
Faggot.
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Old 02-04-2007, 03:13 PM   #4
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New ad for Dyson Vaccums....It really shows the power!
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Old 02-04-2007, 03:17 PM   #5
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Faggot.
i put my penis in pussy

not in vacuum or assholes
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Old 02-04-2007, 03:27 PM   #6
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Faggot.


But about your vaccuum sitch, that is horrible.
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Old 02-04-2007, 03:29 PM   #7
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But about your vaccuum sitch, that is horrible.

I KNOW!

Want to kiss my boo boo and make it all betters?
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