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  • Spoonie Luv
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2002
    • 1003

    #1

    Banana Sex

    Please have sex with a banana soon, or they may become extinct!

    http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...od_banana_dc_1

    Good god I love bananas. Does that make me gay?
  • Nasty D
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2002
    • 2563

    #2
    This bitch tried to fuck my roomate with a banana once. Those were the terms before he could have her.....she was hot too


    Pimp Mandy Mayhem, Tabatha Sweet, Kristi Montana and Lexy Lohan @ Hawt Money

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    • Vivaldi
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2003
      • 303

      #3
      that's what i call "banal sex" or "bananal sex" ...
      sounds like a new niche.
      don't even think about it

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      • Rochard
        Jägermeister Test Pilot
        • Dec 2001
        • 75772

        #4
        This gives me some ideas....
        Herschel Savage
        Brooklyn, NY

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        • Socks
          Confirmed User
          • May 2002
          • 8475

          #5
          Tell me it wasn't humans that fucked the banana!

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          • Socks
            Confirmed User
            • May 2002
            • 8475

            #6
            Originally posted by Nasty D
            This bitch tried to fuck my roomate with a banana once. Those were the terms before he could have her.....she was hot too
            So what happened, did you end up breaking up with her?

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            • marcu5
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2002
              • 1485

              #7

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              • CrystalClear
                Confirmed User
                • Sep 2002
                • 166

                #8
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                • archer
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 1721

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Nasty D
                  This bitch tried to fuck my roomate with a banana once. Those were the terms before he could have her.....she was hot too

                  now that is funny

                  let's face it... men are pigs and will do ANYTHING for sex

                  as to the banana going extinct... i just read that story...

                  it's amazing how many common fruits are essentially clones of the original plant.... banana.... mcintosh apples etc.
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                  • Nasty D
                    Confirmed User
                    • Dec 2002
                    • 2563

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Socks


                    So what happened, did you end up breaking up with her?
                    She was never my girlfriend, but if you seen her in public you would just think she is a hot normal person! Then you bring her home drunk and she starts demanding banana sex. So the buddie I was with sent her into my roomates room. At first, he thought he was getting some easy action, then when she started waiving the banana around he figured out what was going on. By this time my buddy and I are on the floor laughing our asses off. Again this chick was hot and walking around in panties and bra demanding banana sex. Crazy night, no one even got blow jobs, I guess none of us were bold enough. What is the line........I guess a banana in my ass is!


                    Pimp Mandy Mayhem, Tabatha Sweet, Kristi Montana and Lexy Lohan @ Hawt Money

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                    • Squishy
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2001
                      • 1809

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Nasty D


                      She was never my girlfriend, but if you seen her in public you would just think she is a hot normal person! Then you bring her home drunk and she starts demanding banana sex. So the buddie I was with sent her into my roomates room. At first, he thought he was getting some easy action, then when she started waiving the banana around he figured out what was going on. By this time my buddy and I are on the floor laughing our asses off. Again this chick was hot and walking around in panties and bra demanding banana sex. Crazy night, no one even got blow jobs, I guess none of us were bold enough. What is the line........I guess a banana in my ass is!

                      I may be in love with this girl...pics?

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