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#1 |
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Join Date: Apr 2001
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Anyone ever been to jail, or been arrested?
I've never been arrested, cautioned... never even got a parking ticket.
But from what I hear there are quite a few webmasters who've been busted in the past. Anyone here going to 'fess up? ![]() |
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: city of the living dead
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Actually i´m typing this from inside a local jail house.
They let us browse porn sites to decrease the male rapes. is NOT working, btw. |
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Show Yer Tits!
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Somewhere Out there...
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3 times...
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Drunk and Unruly
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hollywood
Posts: 22,712
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Whoa. I've heard those Argentinian prisons are brutal. Keep your ass cheeks tight Milo! Don't give up!
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salad tossing sig guy
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com
Posts: 11,702
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I most probably will be, soon!
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Location: London - UK
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i´m getting my butt barb wired ![]() BTW Pornwolf #9203112 is my ICQ man, you might want to keep your productivity at a really low level ;)
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#8 |
OU812
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: California
Posts: 12,651
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Yep I've been in jail... Fort Worth, TX, Dallas, Tx. Denver, Co.
"LA County Jail" Van Ness, CA. Modesto, Ca. Fresno, Ca. Hawthorne, Ca. That's enough... I have to say the LA County Jail is something else... This was 25+ years ago and it took 24+ hours to get booked in and out. Never in my life have I seen anything close to it... I think even back then they had over 8,000 people in it.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: New York City
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mexican prison
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Jesus loves bacon
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Location: Sin City, Motherfucker
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I probably will end up there sometime shortly for my forthcoming tirades on Yvonne Atkinson Gates.....
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Drunk and Unruly
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hollywood
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I formatted my hard drive so I haven't reinstalled ICQ yet. I'll reach out when I do. Don't drop the soap. |
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aka K-Man
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i plead the fifth.
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#15 |
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Location: Portland, OR, USA
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I didn't kill the guy...honest! I have no idea how my bloody fingerprints got on the machete!
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#16 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 2,488
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i got time served a $500 fine for exposing myself to a bunch of catholic schoolboys.
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Riga, Latvia
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when I am very young boy KGB is taking my father away for crimes against the state. This happening 15 years ago and we have never to see him again, he never have to go to the tribunal.
I am fearing that he is dead now, so every member of my family is to never commit any crime. My mother would die if any more of her family is taken to gulag as it is very terrible place to live. Siberia will be a holiday compared to gulag |
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#18 |
Hall Of Fame
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
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Ive been victumized by the system a couple of times.
2 more years of probabtion
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#21 |
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Location: Florida
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Ya, don't goto Daytona Beach for spring break. Arrested for trespassing on the driveway of the freaking holiday inn, the fucking driveway of a hotel! I guess they were booked...
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#22 |
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Join Date: May 2002
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Yup,
Possession of an explosive device for an unlawfull purpose Possession of property obtained by crime. After a few days in lockup, I got 3 years probation, and 150 hrs of community service. thank god this happened BEFORE the Oaklahoma bombing, and obviously before WTC |
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2011 GFY Hall of Fame!
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#24 |
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Shawcutie is a good girl
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#25 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Dis
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I ended up in the can for 90 days once on a concealed weapons charge.
The week I spent in the county lockup really sucked. It was an overcrowded hole that had been condemned and was about to be turn down. But after that they sent me to the minimum security Mens Corrrection Center out in the country. I swear, it was better than the summer camp I attended as a kid. The only fences are 4ft high and made out of wood, there is a swimming pool, the food was really good, we lived in cabins, had cable TV, a library, your friends and family could come visit all day on saturday and BBQ with you, and smuggling weed in was easy. All in exchange for wacking weeks 2-3 hours a day. Shit, for alot of the guys the camp was better than what they were going back to on the outside. |
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赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
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I had a good time in jail actually. Lots of cool guys, and big dicks. BIG ASS DICKS!! They were rough at first. They said I would get used to it, and I did.
Those prison guys are pretty smart. They new just how to punch me in the face, so I would be knocked out instantly. Of course being knocked out helped me thru my first few weeks of anal rapeage. It's really not that bad, I don't know why so many girls don't like it. Maybe they just haven't done it enough. Nothing cures constipation like a warm ass full of jizz. Jizz, natures natural stool softener. Also if the guy's dick is big and long enough, he can poke at that rock hard crap, and maybe break it up a bit for ya' (Little tip for the ladies). ![]()
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