Married for the night... - GoFuckYourself.com

Ben.Z · 02-02-2007, 01:02 PM

A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married
to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room
on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and
she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach
into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend
that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own fu**ing blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted

Pete-KT · 02-02-2007, 01:05 PM

haha thats funny

MsWild · 02-03-2007, 05:48 AM

lol...that's funny

Kimo · 02-03-2007, 06:18 AM

hahahaha good shit

4Man · 02-03-2007, 06:38 AM

That is short........lol

greasedonkey · 02-03-2007, 06:50 AM

haha lol

martinsc · 02-03-2007, 06:51 AM

Scott McD · 02-03-2007, 06:52 AM

At least he owned her in the end with a fart...

Sveindt Beindt · 02-03-2007, 07:08 AM

Lol good one

AssPirate · 02-03-2007, 07:10 AM

hahaha love it :-)

E$_manager · 02-03-2007, 09:52 AM

Wow! That was really funny! Great!

ae-sc · 02-03-2007, 11:35 AM

definitely a good one.

crazyforyou · 02-04-2007, 02:38 AM

what a story.................

SleazyDream · 02-04-2007, 02:52 AM

i hope it was a gooy one

Fap · 02-04-2007, 03:15 AM

haha funny stuff

Vitasoy · 02-04-2007, 04:58 AM

That gave me a chuckle

02-02-2007, 01:02 PM	#1
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