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  • Axzar
    Random Jackass
    • Feb 2003
    • 1837

    #1

    Anyone Collect Bad Resumes?

    I get many resumes sent to me on a daily basis. I love the bad ones.

    John XXX made me laugh today with his resume, maybe it will give you a chuckle, too.

    All information relating to his location or where you could actually hire him have been replaced with XXX for SEO purposes only lol.

    John XXX's resume looked exactly like this:
    ================================================== ======
    OBJECTIVES:
    I?m still schooling and looking for a part time job to help my parents on everyday expenses, to gain and improve my skills and to have experience and to have my own allowance for my educational expenses.

    EXPERIENCE(S):
    Not that good experience. I worked as a helper (part time job)


    SKILLS:
    My skills are more on sports, but I know Basic computer troubleshooting, willing to learn more and accept any position given.

    PERSONAL DATA:

    Date of Birth : August 01, 1984
    Place of Birth :
    Gender : Male
    Civil Status : single
    Religion : Catholic
    Citizenship :
    Weight : 120 lbs.
    Height : 5?6 ½ ?

    EDUCATIONAL ATTAINMENT:

    COLLEGE LEVEL : XXX Institute of Technology
    (B.S. Architecture)
    SECONDARY : XXX Scholastic Academy
    PRIMARY : XXX Institute of XXX
    ==============================================


    If you want to hire him as your sig whore, I can furnish more details Hit me up!
  • DaddyHalbucks
    A freakin' legend!
    • Feb 2004
    • 18975

    #2
    Hahaha, doesn't he know that employers can be sued for asking about religion?

    Clueless n00b.

    Boner Money

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    • -SECCO-
      Confirmed User
      • May 2006
      • 1145

      #3
      trust me i've seen worse
      what?

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      • illeana
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2006
        • 433

        #4
        wow
        illeana



        Promote me and I'll screw your brains out....
        ok not really but you'll make a lot of money!!

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        • Elli
          Reach for those stars!
          • Apr 2003
          • 17991

          #5
          He's just a wee one!
          email: [email protected]

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          • TurboAngel
            H.B.I.C.
            • Jun 2003
            • 30122

            #6
            If I had know you would post it I never would have sent it.

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            • Axzar
              Random Jackass
              • Feb 2003
              • 1837

              #7
              Originally posted by DaddyHalbucks
              Hahaha, doesn't he know that employers can be sued for asking about religion?

              Clueless n00b.

              Get out of your box... Do you really think he is an American?

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              • Kimo
                ...
                • Jan 2006
                • 11542

                #8
                Originally posted by Axzar
                Get out of your box... Do you really think he is an American?
                as far as daddyhalbucks knows there is no world outside of America
                ...

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                • jixxi
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2006
                  • 227

                  #9
                  good one.

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                  • Axzar
                    Random Jackass
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 1837

                    #10
                    This just in! lol..

                    CAREER OBJECTIVE

                    Be in a position that will capitalized on acquired expertise and experience with career growth potential and opportunities for continuous education in any field assigned.

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                    • Fap
                      Just Du It
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 12094

                      #11
                      tiny guy

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                      • Axzar
                        Random Jackass
                        • Feb 2003
                        • 1837

                        #12
                        Dear Sir/Madam:

                        Greetings of Peace!

                        I have read from the enternet that you are in need of a call center agent and i am interested for the position.

                        I am pleased to attached here my resume.

                        Thank you very much and I am looking for your favorable response.

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                        • goldmine
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2005
                          • 952

                          #13
                          eventhough you didnt post their names, what you were doing is still unethical. go fuck yourself

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