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Old 01-31-2007, 07:54 PM   #1
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:stoned You Know You Are Living In 2007 When ....

1 You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2 You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3 You have a list of 16 phone numbers to reach your family of 4.

4 You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5 Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6 When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.

7 When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial " 0 " to get an outside line.

8 You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.

10 You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news .

11 Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

12 Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards. AND..............

13 You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.

14 As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your "friends."

15 You got this email from a friend that never talks to you anymore, except to send you jokes from the net.

16 You are too busy to notice there was no #9

17 You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9

18 AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

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Old 01-31-2007, 07:57 PM   #2
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Old 01-31-2007, 07:57 PM   #3
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funny shit.
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Old 01-31-2007, 08:04 PM   #4
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hahaha I just emailed Grant in the other room, how sad.
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Old 01-31-2007, 08:08 PM   #5
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Heh heh..so true
13 You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.
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Old 01-31-2007, 08:10 PM   #6
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16 You are too busy to notice there was no #9

17 You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9
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Old 01-31-2007, 08:28 PM   #7
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Thanks for the smile!

even though # 8 doesn't apply to me ... it's great and appropriate for quite a few of us
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Old 01-31-2007, 08:49 PM   #8
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16 You are too busy to notice there was no #9

17 You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9

18 AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

;-)
those are the only ones that got me, haha
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Old 01-31-2007, 09:00 PM   #9
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haha! that was cute! and TRUE!
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Old 01-31-2007, 11:13 PM   #10
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Old 01-31-2007, 11:17 PM   #11
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I like this one....

1 You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
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Old 01-31-2007, 11:21 PM   #12
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Old 01-31-2007, 11:22 PM   #13
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19 You keep reading posts on GFY knowing that you are wasting your time as usual, and you have no idea why you keep doing it
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Old 01-31-2007, 11:55 PM   #14
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I always do #4..lol
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Old 02-01-2007, 01:24 AM   #15
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all i was thinking, is that is so 2000 not 2007, the whole time, then the number 9 thing made me laugh...
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Old 02-01-2007, 02:06 AM   #16
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19 You keep reading posts on GFY knowing that you are wasting your time as usual, and you have no idea why you keep doing it
Then you repeat 18 and then you laugh at yourself again ?

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Old 02-01-2007, 02:11 AM   #17
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Old 02-01-2007, 03:13 AM   #18
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Old 02-01-2007, 03:23 AM   #19
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Times have changed....great facts in your list for sure


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Old 02-01-2007, 03:25 AM   #20
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All pretty much true...
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Old 02-01-2007, 03:30 AM   #21
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Interestingly enough I used the very same list to find out I lived in 2005
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Old 02-01-2007, 03:37 AM   #22
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That was pretty damn good =)
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Old 02-01-2007, 07:27 AM   #23
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Old 02-02-2007, 07:52 AM   #25
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Old 02-02-2007, 01:50 PM   #26
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That was pretty funny. I like a good joke from time to time. Good going !
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Old 02-02-2007, 02:13 PM   #27
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Old 02-02-2007, 02:38 PM   #28
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That's a good one Lindsay..

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