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ldinternet · 07-31-2002, 09:53 PM

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.

A shrimp's heart is in their head.

People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart
stops for a mili-second.

In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a
single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand (or attempted to do
so).

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetti Spaghetti
especially for the German market that consisted solely of little pasta
swastikas.

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a
telephone call.

Rats and horse can't vomit.

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest
tongue twister in the English language.

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a
sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die, if you
keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a
million descendants.

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear
by 700 times.

If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14,Section
1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make
it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or
their vehicles?

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are
already married.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them
and photocopying their buttocks.

In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70
assorted insects and 10 spiders.

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

kmanrox · 07-31-2002, 09:54 PM

haha i see you all trying to lick your elbows ahahahahaahaahhahaha

ROFL

Amputate Your Head · 07-31-2002, 09:58 PM

I admit it.... I tried.

FATPad · 07-31-2002, 10:00 PM

I should have tried that instead. I vomited and stuck my head in the sand.

zubr · 07-31-2002, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

i tried, and its true

dirtyone · 07-31-2002, 10:00 PM

BUSTED!

dirtyone · 07-31-2002, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FATPad
I should have tried that instead. I vomited and stuck my head in the sand.

Pornwolf · 07-31-2002, 10:05 PM

Damn. Ya caught me!

chodadog · 07-31-2002, 10:06 PM

Haha, what an awesome list.

roseyrid · 07-31-2002, 10:17 PM

yeah i tried also...

Gary · 07-31-2002, 10:19 PM

I tried it and was easily able to lick my elbow.

07-31-2002, 09:53 PM	#1
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	Interesting stuff... It is impossible to lick your elbow. A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out. A shrimp's heart is in their head. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a mili-second. In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand (or attempted to do so). It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetti Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted solely of little pasta swastikas. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call. Rats and horse can't vomit. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die, if you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14,Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles? In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks. In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders. Most lipstick contains fish scales. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

07-31-2002, 09:54 PM	#2
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	haha i see you all trying to lick your elbows ahahahahaahaahhahaha ROFL __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

07-31-2002, 10:19 PM	#11
Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	I tried it and was easily able to lick my elbow. __________________ Up to 35$ per join...!

07-31-2002, 09:58 PM	#3
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	I admit it.... I tried.

07-31-2002, 10:00 PM	#4
FATPad Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,693	I should have tried that instead. I vomited and stuck my head in the sand.

07-31-2002, 10:00 PM	#6
dirtyone Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: God's Country (Georgia) Posts: 3,706	BUSTED!

07-31-2002, 10:05 PM	#8
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	Damn. Ya caught me!

07-31-2002, 10:06 PM	#9
chodadog Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9,736	Haha, what an awesome list.

07-31-2002, 10:17 PM	#10
roseyrid Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: LA Posts: 1,058	yeah i tried also...