FACT: Jimmy Dean sausage biscuits suck. - GoFuckYourself.com

jimthefiend · 01-31-2007, 11:26 AM

I got 12 pack of the jumbo ones and I've eaten paper mache that tasted better. I guess I gotta fucking go back to making them the old fashioned way. This fucking SUCKS ass.

WTF?

DO NOT BUY THESE

ztik · 01-31-2007, 11:27 AM

lol I actualy like them

jimthefiend · 01-31-2007, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by ztik

lol I actualy like them

What's your address? I'll mail you the 11 I have.

jimthefiend · 01-31-2007, 11:32 AM

I have to go brush my teeth. My mouth tastes like Boy Alleys ass at 7am on New Years Day.

JD · 01-31-2007, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend

I have to go brush my teeth. My mouth tastes like Boy Alleys ass at 7am on New Years Day.

How do you know what Boy Alleys ass at 7am on New Years Day tastes like?

jimthefiend · 01-31-2007, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR

How do you know what Boy Alleys ass at 7am on New Years Day tastes like?

Donny wrote all about it on his blog dude.

BV · 01-31-2007, 11:42 AM

oh my ......

Agent 488 · 01-31-2007, 11:49 AM

ADL Colin · 01-31-2007, 11:50 AM

Haven't tried those but their spicy sausage rules.

Vegas Ken · 01-31-2007, 12:07 PM

Don't eat Jimmy Dean eat this.... Boca Sausage

tony286 · 01-31-2007, 12:09 PM

You made me think of the fed ex commercial where the guy gets things wrong:
James Dean is the actor
Jimmy Dean makes the sausage
We get fringe benefits not French benefits. lol

DateDoc · 01-31-2007, 12:13 PM

why would you expect a frozen sausage and egg biscuit (that is microwaved to heat it up) to taste good?

tASSy · 01-31-2007, 12:20 PM

i actually like them in a pinch. when i worked as a nurse on the swing shift i'd keep those in the fridge at work and pop one in the microwave so i had something quick and breakfast-like to eat between monitoring patients. maybe i didn't notice the paper mache taste because i was too busy worrying about people dying on me.

tony286 · 01-31-2007, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by tASSy

i actually like them in a pinch. when i worked as a nurse on the swing shift i'd keep those in the fridge at work and pop one in the microwave so i had something quick and breakfast-like to eat between monitoring patients. maybe i didn't notice the paper mache taste because i was too busy worrying about people dying on me.

I bet getting a sponge bath by you is heavenly

Sarah_Jayne · 01-31-2007, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by budsbabes

that is just wrong on so many levels

4Man · 01-31-2007, 01:25 PM

Man ,that is wird...

Elli · 01-31-2007, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404

I bet getting a sponge bath by you is heavenly

Mmmm word

MsWild · 01-31-2007, 03:32 PM

haven't tried that yet...

Ice · 01-31-2007, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404

I bet getting a sponge bath by you is heavenly

Yes it is!

tASSy · 01-31-2007, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404

I bet getting a sponge bath by you is heavenly

you should try my milk baths.

ridikuloz · 01-31-2007, 04:03 PM

my sausage is better.

BVF · 01-31-2007, 04:15 PM

try living in a place where the only sausage you can get is on a sausage mcgriddle at Mickey D's. That's what I gotta go through.

teg0 · 01-31-2007, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by BVF

try living in a place where the only sausage you can get is on a sausage mcgriddle at Mickey D's. That's what I gotta go through.

Walmart has sausage down here. Not the biggest selection, but its better than nothing.

BusterBunny · 01-31-2007, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by BVF

try living in a place where the only sausage you can get is on a sausage mcgriddle at Mickey D's. That's what I gotta go through.

sausage bisccuit with egg and cheese from ronalds is the best fast food item of any kind

BV · 01-31-2007, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by BVF

try living in a place where the only sausage you can get is on a sausage mcgriddle at Mickey D's. That's what I gotta go through.

So you're telling me you can't get biscuits and spicy sausage gravy in PR?

Dam the bad luck. :-(

spunkmister · 01-31-2007, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny

sausage bisccuit with egg and cheese from ronalds is the best fast food item of any kind

have to agree with you on that one...only thing worth getting at that place imo

BVF · 01-31-2007, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by teg0

Walmart has sausage down here. Not the biggest selection, but its better than nothing.

As long as it's not brown and serve or that bullshit veggie sausage links, I'm cool...I was just at walmart today..I'll be sure to check next time.

01-31-2007, 11:26 AM	#1
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	FACT: Jimmy Dean sausage biscuits suck. I got 12 pack of the jumbo ones and I've eaten paper mache that tasted better. I guess I gotta fucking go back to making them the old fashioned way. This fucking SUCKS ass. WTF? DO NOT BUY THESE

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