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    #1

    so, I walk into a grocery store last night...

    So, I walk into a grocery store last night to buy some beer. I get to the register and the lady swipes my beer across the scanner thing and asks for my id. I pull it out, hand it to here and she says "Im sorry, I can't sell you this beer". I said "why?" She says " I can smell alcohol on you, and store policy says I can't sell you beer". I stated that I had not had any beer today, thus for me coming in to purchase it.. and that didn't get me anywhere. So, it hit me, i bet my hands smell like beer from carrying it up to the counter... maybe some beer broke and spilled on the box, So, I asked for management.. again, i got no where. Needless to say, I didn't get to buy beer from that store. Not a biggie, but defiantly enough to cause a pissy mood.

    That is my sob story for the day.
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    #2
    I'm just wondering, was there a Ninja in line behind you?
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    • Agent 488
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      #3
      heh i'd never be able to buy beer if that rule was applied around here.

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        #4
        Originally posted by crockett
        I'm just wondering, was there a Ninja in line behind you?
        maybe, i was so focused on buying my beer, Santa could have been behind me with 3 naked chicks and I would have missed it.
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        • Waveu6410
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          #5
          I keep hearing things like this lately and there is no way this is going to stay a free country if it keeps up.

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          • Tom_PM
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            #6
            Wow that is really a terrible policy I think. I mean, if a person REALLY has just walked in from work, grabs a case and there's some leakage and they won't sell to you, thats BS.

            The same person with a stuffy nose could let someone leave drunk as shit on their way to some fatal accident. Not good policy, not their job either. And I'm no huge fan of drinking.
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            • Ice
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              #7
              hahaha that sucks... what store did that to you?

              I went to one store near my place and they wouldn't sell to me because they couldn't scan my Florida licence into their machine or some shit.
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              • RyuLion
                • Mar 2003
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                #8
                that's a jackass of a lady! I've purchased liquor tons of times wasted beyond my conscious..and I'm talking about the US!
                that's never going to happen in MX..
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                • who
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                  #9
                  Next time tell them you're wearing an alcohol-based aftershave.

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                  • The Heron
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                    #10
                    Take a shit on the scanner and tell her to sniff that!

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                    • Sosa
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                      #11
                      heh here they don't care as long as you aren't falling over in their shop

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                      • pornguy
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                        #12
                        I can understand. People sue anyone and everyone, so they made a policy like that.
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                        • madawgz
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                          thats pretty fucked up :\
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                          • CyberAgeGary
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                            #14
                            The most important question...


                            What kind of beer were you purchasing?
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                            • Pimpin_J
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                              #15
                              No one asked me ever for an ID over here. Its legal at the age of 16. Just like cigs..

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                              • MandyBlake
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                                #16
                                that is very interesting.
                                i've never heard of that rule before.
                                i could see not selling it if you were obviously drunk, but otherwise....
                                maybe they're trying to do their part to combat drunk driving.
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Ice
                                  hahaha that sucks... what store did that to you?

                                  I went to one store near my place and they wouldn't sell to me because they couldn't scan my Florida licence into their machine or some shit.
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by LatinCashGary
                                    The most important question...


                                    What kind of beer were you purchasing?
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                                    • Honez
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by LatinCashGary
                                      The most important question...


                                      What kind of beer were you purchasing?
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                                      • georgeyw
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                                        #20
                                        Did you tell the woman that the store would lose alot of money over the coming years because of this?
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                                        • fuzebox
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                                          #21
                                          Damn, I'm glad Ralphs didn't enforce a policy like that when I was in LA... A couple of nights I was stumbling around the store knocking shit over in search for more booze

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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Waveu6410
                                            I keep hearing things like this lately and there is no way this is going to stay a free country if it keeps up.
                                            It is a private company using a policy that it has adopted for it's ow reason. How in the hell does that have anything to do with a free country? Unless of course you think in a free country there should be laws that prevent private businesses from adopting their own policies.

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                                            • Scott McD
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by The Heron
                                              Take a shit on the scanner and tell her to sniff that!


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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by fuzebox
                                                Damn, I'm glad Ralphs didn't enforce a policy like that when I was in LA... A couple of nights I was stumbling around the store knocking shit over in search for more booze
                                                this is something that i do not have the slightest doubt about
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                                                  that has happen to me a few times
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                                                  • illeana
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                                                    #26
                                                    That kind of sucks! Sorry to hear, did you try another store? Whenever shit like that happens to me I get on a mission.....
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                                                    • Vendzilla
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                                                      #27
                                                      If I'm buying beer, I usually smell like somthing else
                                                      Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
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                                                      • germ
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                                                        #28
                                                        thats pretty annoying. especially if you hadn't been drinking.

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                                                        • EBORG9
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                                                          Stories like that make me thank God for Vegas.

                                                          I have only been cut off, or stopped from drinking 1 time in 14 years, and that was my second night in town.
                                                          Reminds me of the time I went out, and didn't drink because I wasn't feeling well and some drunk chick rocked the table and a whole pitcher went into my lap.
                                                          I got pulled over and pulled out of the car for suspected DUI.

                                                          Pass ed the breath test and the field test, and was let go, but it was a bitch explaining it and sounding credible.
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                                                          • Catalyst
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                                                            #30
                                                            Yea.. I am here in vegas..

                                                            and I can't remember the last time I was NOT DRUNK and bought beer or something else.

                                                            look at these pics from like a week ago..

                                                            you can tell we are fucked up drunk.. and the girl was dressed like a hooker.. and no one gave a shit here in vegas..







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                                                            • HeadPimp
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                                                              #31
                                                              On one hand, it is their right to not sell you anything.

                                                              On the other hand, I would raise a royal shit (as calmly and cooly as possible) about it before I left, and make sure that they knew that I would be telling everyone how much they sucked, and that I would never shop there again.

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                                                                #32
                                                                hate when that happens
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                                                                • PHP-CODER-FOR-HIRE
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Can't even buy beer at the Grocery store here... lame.

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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by 2bet
                                                                    maybe, i was so focused on buying my beer, Santa could have been behind me with 3 naked chicks and I would have missed it.
                                                                    That's sad really.
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                                                                    • Fizzgig
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      I'm sorry you didn't get your beer.... but they couldn't sell you any because their beer smelled like beer? That's kind of funny.
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                                                                      • notabook
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Shit, you should have just laid the cash on the counter and walked out with the beer. What the fuck are they going to do?

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                                                                          You should have done a beer run!!! lol
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by notabook
                                                                            Shit, you should have just laid the cash on the counter and walked out with the beer. What the fuck are they going to do?
                                                                            Call for security to run after you?


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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Vitasoy
                                                                              Call for security to run after you?
                                                                              Hehehe. I dunno if they would, I mean shit you paid for it. If anything were to come up later the woman did do her job by not selling it to you ?willingly?. You just paid for the beer and walked (or maybe in this case.. ran :D) out. Would be funny to see them call up security though about someone who was of legal age and bought a beer

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                                                                              • JohnnyE4A
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Catalyst
                                                                                Yea.. I am here in vegas..

                                                                                and I can't remember the last time I was NOT DRUNK and bought beer or something else.

                                                                                look at these pics from like a week ago..

                                                                                you can tell we are fucked up drunk.. and the girl was dressed like a hooker.. and no one gave a shit here in vegas..
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                                                                                • HomerSimpson
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  that sucks

                                                                                  overhere anyone can buy beer
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                                                                                  • _Rush_
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                                                                                    I'm not very familiar with "supermarket laws" in the US, but seriously, what's the point? I mean, if you're buying beer, you're going to drink it and then you'll smell like beer. So they won't sell it to you if you already smell like beer?

                                                                                    I mean, I know that this is supposed to stop rampant drunks, but stop and think for a minute. It seems like a retarded way to do it. Imagine you just had one beer. Your breath will smell like beer. They're not going to sell you another one because "one is enough"?

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                                                                                      I only had problem with buying a beer once. i was 24 and had my daughter already and the woman in the shop said i am 16 and didn't want to give it to me.
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                                                                                      • PussyTeenies
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                                                                                        well this happend to me

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                                                                                        wanted to buy beer.. was then i believe 28 had a lumberjacks beard..

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                                                                                          sounds like you life in that hell whole I've heard of called Cali
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                                                                                            sounds like you life in that hell hole I've heard of called Cali
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