WEGCory WTF is this shit? Dude, I can't believe you're using midgets like that! - GoFuckYourself.com

J$tyle$ · 06-25-2006, 07:18 PM

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2AiBC-moQnc

Gabe is such a good sport and deadpan hilarious!

Love the Lil' guys!

This is cinematic BRILLIANCE!

Quote:

Is HE that GAY GUY from across the street?

r-c-e · 06-25-2006, 07:31 PM

Absolutely classic

Chris · 06-25-2006, 07:34 PM

HAHAHAH WTFFF lol

corvette · 06-25-2006, 07:43 PM

Hahahaha

Mohawk Steve · 06-25-2006, 07:46 PM

Cory if you start a Giant Army, I will gladly lead it. I take payment in backrubs (and frontrubs, but we'll keep that between you, me and the stuffed animals on your bed)

BusterBunny · 06-25-2006, 07:51 PM

midgit be drinking king cobra

WiredGuy · 06-25-2006, 07:52 PM

hehehehe, i forgot about that video!
WG

czarina · 06-25-2006, 07:54 PM

that was great.

EdgeXXX · 06-25-2006, 08:00 PM

OMFG, you guys have issues.

Fucking hilarious, Cory and Gabe

MikeHawk · 06-25-2006, 08:01 PM

Love it......

Great seeing you and your girl this weekend....

Platinum Dave · 06-25-2006, 08:12 PM

LOL that's fucking hilarious

creative

12clicks · 06-25-2006, 08:16 PM

fuxk, fuck, fuck, thats funny

Gabriel · 06-25-2006, 08:18 PM

No midgets were harmed in the filming of this production.

baddog · 06-25-2006, 08:20 PM

Is there a rent-a-midget in Newport Beach?

BoyAlley · 06-25-2006, 08:23 PM

OMG

Gabriel · 06-25-2006, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Is there a rent-a-midget in Newport Beach?

Orange actually.

xerex · 06-25-2006, 08:38 PM

hahahahahaha

baddog · 06-25-2006, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gabriel

Orange actually.

That makes more sense.

Spunky · 06-25-2006, 08:45 PM

That was some funny shit

J$tyle$ · 06-25-2006, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks

fuxk, fuck, fuck, thats funny

You can be part of his GIANT Army

TheJimmy · 06-25-2006, 09:26 PM

HOLY crizAP man that was some funny shit!

for your mad production skillz

PhillipB · 06-25-2006, 09:55 PM

You should submit this to Sundance for sho!

Btw, it's "small person," not midget.

So, what does it cost to rent a midget?

Cory W · 06-25-2006, 10:34 PM

"I've been unemployed, for a little over 5 years."

"How could I have hit your hand, I was smoking?"

haha

Funny, making this video was a riot. It was tough to explain to the neighbors what was going on, we had crowds of people watching.

The guy who shot the video is John Wu's script reader. It took a good day to shoot, and a lot of help from people. It was intended to go viral about a year ago, but the site is set up for was too laborious to continue on with.

Art was done by the Dickmans, Redshoe cut it. Gabe was great in the video, I keep telling him to go into comedy, that is where I started so I have a decent eye.

Glad everyone enjoyed it. THe original file with the big intro is located here:

http://www.midgetarmy.com/midget-army-movies/

Cory W · 06-25-2006, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

hehehehe, i forgot about that video!
WG

I thought of you this weekend.

Cory W · 06-25-2006, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Is there a rent-a-midget in Newport Beach?

They are real actors, they have been in a lot of movies. Most recently, Little Nicky with Adam Sandler (I believe).

Also, MTV show Andy Dick's The Assistant...

Cory W · 06-25-2006, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny

midgit be drinking king cobra

Yep, and smoking all day long.

xclusive · 06-25-2006, 10:39 PM

that was brilliant

Cory W · 06-25-2006, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve PP

Cory if you start a Giant Army, I will gladly lead it. I take payment in backrubs (and frontrubs, but we'll keep that between you, me and the stuffed animals on your bed)

God you have to let me write you into the sequel.

Mohawk Steve · 06-25-2006, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEG Cory

God you have to let me write you into the sequel.

Sold!

Dagwolf · 06-25-2006, 11:10 PM

Funny :D It's a little slow in spots, though.

Just Mike · 06-26-2006, 12:03 AM

Cory!

That is genius! Gabe you missed your calling as an actor man...whooooo that was really funny as hell.

Hurry up and make the next episode

Just Mike · 06-26-2006, 12:24 AM

Hey Cory...

I want in the next episode too.

J$tyle$ · 06-26-2006, 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sexentertain_mike

Hey Cory...

I want in the next episode too.

LOL

Yeah, man - I want in too!!!!!!!!!!

TDF · 06-26-2006, 01:36 AM

damn that was funny

Brad Gosse · 06-26-2006, 04:22 AM

THis is one of the best YouTube vids.

JFK · 06-26-2006, 04:27 AM

Funny shit

Sexsitesurfer · 06-26-2006, 04:31 AM

Any need for a ginger ninja in the next vid?

gooddomains · 06-26-2006, 04:42 AM

very classic

JUSTB · 06-26-2006, 05:19 AM

Tonda gets my nomination for best supporting actress in a featured short

Madame0120 · 06-26-2006, 05:38 AM

Goodness!
Just how Delicious would it be, for this wee ole Fem Dom, to have two gents across her lap at the same time? I'm having very Bad thoughts ... very bad.

Scenes keep flashing through the twisted parts of my brain, of the endless possiblities and costume changes. Lordy, I wonder if both of them would fit on the..

oh no .. no

Where can I send fan mail to the gents?

wyldblyss · 06-26-2006, 06:14 AM

Now that was fucking hilarious!

DaddyHalbucks · 06-26-2006, 07:05 AM

It's got potential, congrats!

seeric · 06-26-2006, 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J$tyle$

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2AiBC-moQnc

Gabe is such a good sport and deadpan hilarious!

Love the Lil' guys!

This is cinematic BRILLIANCE!

OMFG!

hahaha. wtf?

Kenny B! · 06-26-2006, 08:03 AM

That was great!

Shocking · 06-26-2006, 08:25 AM

that was really funny!

Mike_AWP · 06-26-2006, 08:53 AM

hahahaahahahaha

Mr. Romance · 06-26-2006, 09:26 AM

Cory you continue to impress me....i see your vision in the traffic in this, let alone the great entertainment that you have provided me....please let us all know when you have more videos..see you in Florida!

Mr. Romance

RogerV · 06-26-2006, 09:29 AM

I'm launching my Tranny army

coming soon LOL

media · 06-26-2006, 09:53 AM

Heh... viral marketing rocks....

aimeesweet · 06-26-2006, 10:19 AM

lol Great movie guys, I can't wait to see part 2!

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