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Im Silly Puddy · 01-27-2007, 06:31 PM

I tried to open an epassporte account so I can start to do some business like buy traffic/designs....... IT WONT LET ME VERIFY MY CREDIT CARDS!!

I entered three credit cards all with error messages, however they are attached to my account but there is no OPTION TO VERIFY IT! they did not make any charges to the cards, so i cant verify my account!

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!!!!!!!

Im Silly Puddy · 01-27-2007, 06:32 PM

BTW there fucking phone goes to a voice mail that says

"Enter Telephone number or numeric page"

chupacabra · 01-27-2007, 06:35 PM

ok, while i agree w/ you that epassporte sucks i think its pretty obvious your a shill at this point, you registered here at gfy just to post a continual series of epass threads? why don't you just *NOT USE THEM*... and go fuck yourself.

oh, and they do suck... like you..

Oracle Porn · 01-27-2007, 06:36 PM

shut the fuck up you idiot.

Im Silly Puddy · 01-27-2007, 06:36 PM

fuck you, you fucking fuck.

Im Silly Puddy · 01-27-2007, 06:37 PM

I have a few designs I want to buy and some traffic and I can't because of epassporte and btw I'm not new to this board I had a name in the past, just forgot the information DICK WEED

scottybuzz · 01-27-2007, 06:38 PM

lolllllllllllllll

Im Silly Puddy · 01-27-2007, 06:39 PM

Hey Oracle,

Why don't you put peanutbutter on my balls and lick my Ass-hole? you dig it?

CyberHustler · 01-27-2007, 06:40 PM

epass works fine for me, they caught me with that waiting till your account is 3 days old thing, but other than that it was pretty simple to set up and its pretty user friendly.

Big_Red · 01-27-2007, 06:40 PM

i love epassporte dot com.

baddog · 01-27-2007, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Im Silly Puddy

I have a few designs I want to buy and some traffic and I can't because of epassporte and btw I'm not new to this board I had a name in the past, just forgot the information DICK WEED

I don't think they have an instant signup option, so if you must do this today you are probably going to have issues

fris · 01-27-2007, 06:42 PM

you sound lik you arent even old enough to own a credit card

Im Silly Puddy · 01-27-2007, 06:42 PM

I used to have an Epass account back in the day before I stopped doing porn and went to mainstream - You can sign up instantly you just have to verify your card, there is no way for me to verify it its being a pain in my ass and they have no support. It's ridiculous. they seem so horrible,

Im Silly Puddy · 01-27-2007, 06:43 PM

oh boy here comes oracles little buddy fris, what is this fucking cheers everyone sucks each others cock, wow you got 18,000 post do you want a fucking biscuit? you and oracle can suck the high hard one, douche bags, im here for money not idiotic imbeciles like you and dick weed up there

stickyfingerz · 01-27-2007, 06:45 PM

Ill be glad to help you sir. Simply post your Epass user name and password here and Ill take a look at your account to try and locate the issue.

Epassporte support team.

I take no responsibility if you are stupid enough to post your name and password. At that point you are what we call a moron...

ayne468 · 01-27-2007, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Im Silly Puddy

fuck you, you fucking fuck.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Im Silly Puddy

I have a few designs I want to buy and some traffic and I can't because of epassporte and btw I'm not new to this board I had a name in the past, just forgot the information DICK WEED

No offence...but I think you need to work on your insults

DomP_nl · 01-27-2007, 06:46 PM

you sold your mainstream or failed ?

PHP-CODER-FOR-HIRE · 01-27-2007, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Im Silly Puddy

fuck you, you fucking fuck.

Hahah classic.

Im Silly Puddy · 01-27-2007, 06:47 PM

hi sticky thank god you are here to help!

my user name is

teabagmibigcok
pw: password123

fris · 01-27-2007, 06:47 PM

using jokes from the 1980s doesnt count.

Im Silly Puddy · 01-27-2007, 06:48 PM

Fris i got a joke for you

y did fris cross the road?
to suck oracles cock across the street

fris · 01-27-2007, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Im Silly Puddy

Fris i got a joke for you

y did fris cross the road?
to suck oracles cock across the street

y isn a word, its a letter, see websters.

Im Silly Puddy · 01-27-2007, 06:52 PM

and you are talking about me not being funny yet your trying to correct my grammer are you fucking kidding me, you're probably a foreign fucking moron from west bumblefuck who speaks half ass english

i sale small icq c sig

Im Silly Puddy · 01-27-2007, 06:53 PM

hey fris where you at you silly little fucking moron

fris · 01-27-2007, 06:54 PM

whats a bumblefuck

fris · 01-27-2007, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Im Silly Puddy

hey fris where you at you silly little fucking moron

i was logging into my epassporte account and adding another credit card

sorry i couldnt keep reloading the thread

Im Silly Puddy · 01-27-2007, 06:55 PM

and i bet it didn't work because epassporte sucks the big shlong

CyberHustler · 01-27-2007, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Im Silly Puddy

hi sticky thank god you are here to help!

my user name is

teabagmibigcok
pw: password123

heh... it was worth a try.

fris · 01-27-2007, 06:58 PM

almost everyone on here has an epassporte, sponsors set them up for free for you, just send them 100$ in sales

Im Silly Puddy · 01-27-2007, 06:58 PM

epassporte should work when u add 3 credit cards no? there not letting me verify them...........i dont get it

01-27-2007, 06:31 PM	#1
Im Silly Puddy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 115	E P A S S P O R T E S U C K S M A J O R C O C K Help!!!!!! I tried to open an epassporte account so I can start to do some business like buy traffic/designs....... IT WONT LET ME VERIFY MY CREDIT CARDS!! I entered three credit cards all with error messages, however they are attached to my account but there is no OPTION TO VERIFY IT! they did not make any charges to the cards, so i cant verify my account! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!!!!!!!

01-27-2007, 06:35 PM	#3
chupacabra Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,626	ok, while i agree w/ you that epassporte sucks i think its pretty obvious your a shill at this point, you registered here at gfy just to post a continual series of epass threads? why don't you just NOT USE THEM... and go fuck yourself. oh, and they do suck... like you.. __________________ ...promise her a defamation, tell her where the rain will fall..

01-27-2007, 06:36 PM	#4
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01-27-2007, 06:40 PM	#9
CyberHustler Masterbaiter Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 27,705	epass works fine for me, they caught me with that waiting till your account is 3 days old thing, but other than that it was pretty simple to set up and its pretty user friendly. __________________ “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

01-27-2007, 06:32 PM	#2
Im Silly Puddy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 115	BTW there fucking phone goes to a voice mail that says "Enter Telephone number or numeric page"

01-27-2007, 06:37 PM	#6
Im Silly Puddy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 115	I have a few designs I want to buy and some traffic and I can't because of epassporte and btw I'm not new to this board I had a name in the past, just forgot the information DICK WEED

01-27-2007, 06:39 PM	#8
Im Silly Puddy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 115	Hey Oracle, Why don't you put peanutbutter on my balls and lick my Ass-hole? you dig it?

01-27-2007, 06:40 PM	#10
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01-27-2007, 06:42 PM	#12
fris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 55,426	you sound lik you arent even old enough to own a credit card __________________ Since 1999: 69 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence. WP Stuff

01-27-2007, 06:43 PM	#14
Im Silly Puddy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 115	oh boy here comes oracles little buddy fris, what is this fucking cheers everyone sucks each others cock, wow you got 18,000 post do you want a fucking biscuit? you and oracle can suck the high hard one, douche bags, im here for money not idiotic imbeciles like you and dick weed up there

01-27-2007, 06:45 PM	#15
stickyfingerz Doin fine Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 24,984	Ill be glad to help you sir. Simply post your Epass user name and password here and Ill take a look at your account to try and locate the issue. Epassporte support team. I take no responsibility if you are stupid enough to post your name and password. At that point you are what we call a moron... Last edited by stickyfingerz; 01-27-2007 at 06:46 PM..

01-27-2007, 06:46 PM	#17
DomP_nl So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: 128579 Posts: 631	you sold your mainstream or failed ?

01-27-2007, 06:47 PM	#19
Im Silly Puddy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 115	hi sticky thank god you are here to help! my user name is teabagmibigcok pw: password123

01-27-2007, 06:48 PM	#21
Im Silly Puddy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 115	Fris i got a joke for you y did fris cross the road? to suck oracles cock across the street

01-27-2007, 06:52 PM	#23
Im Silly Puddy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 115	and you are talking about me not being funny yet your trying to correct my grammer are you fucking kidding me, you're probably a foreign fucking moron from west bumblefuck who speaks half ass english i sale small icq c sig

01-27-2007, 06:53 PM	#24
Im Silly Puddy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 115	hey fris where you at you silly little fucking moron

01-27-2007, 06:54 PM	#25
fris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 55,426	whats a bumblefuck __________________ Since 1999: 69 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence. WP Stuff

01-27-2007, 06:55 PM	#27
Im Silly Puddy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 115	and i bet it didn't work because epassporte sucks the big shlong

01-27-2007, 06:58 PM	#29
fris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 55,426	almost everyone on here has an epassporte, sponsors set them up for free for you, just send them 100$ in sales __________________ Since 1999: 69 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence. WP Stuff