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  • SmokeyTheBear
    ►SouthOfHeaven
    • Jun 2004
    • 28609

    #1

    p.s. DONT FART when you have the FLU

    You might get more than you bargained for.
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  • nosey
    Talk Hard
    • Feb 2003
    • 14413

    #2
    lol the old squirt

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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133986

      #3
      Atleast make sure your over the toilet first lol

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      • SmokeyTheBear
        ►SouthOfHeaven
        • Jun 2004
        • 28609

        #4
        even when your brain convinces you its a fart 9/10 its not.

        p.s. anyone knows some good online bulk underwear stores ?

        Its funny because i know better too , im no rookie lol but it spoke to me " dont worry smokey its just a fart let me pass " then blam..
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        • Himuro
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          • Nov 2006
          • 934

          #5
          Shart Alert!!!

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            • Jan 2004
            • 16502

            #6
            lol the bear sharted

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            • Scott McD
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              • Nov 2002
              • 67798

              #7
              Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
              You might get more than you bargained for.
              I'll keep it in mind...


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              • PrivateIvy
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                • Oct 2003
                • 4257

                #8
                OMG....I knew I shouldn't have clicked this thread Guess I've been away so long I forgot where I was when I clicked

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                • Pointless
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                  • Jan 2003
                  • 2142

                  #9
                  its even worse when you follow through out in public
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                  • Gabriel
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                    • Apr 2002
                    • 4789

                    #10
                    Its always a good idea to put towels down, where you sit or lay, when you host the flu.
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                    • stickyfingerz
                      Doin fine
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 24984

                      #11
                      Does a bear shart in the woods?

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                      • Big_Red
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                        • Jun 2006
                        • 4147

                        #12
                        for christ sakes smokey, stop shitting yourself.
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                        • King Adam
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                          • Jul 2003
                          • 5408

                          #13
                          Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                          even when your brain convinces you its a fart 9/10 its not.

                          p.s. anyone knows some good online bulk underwear stores ?

                          Its funny because i know better too , im no rookie lol but it spoke to me " dont worry smokey its just a fart let me pass " then blam..
                          Dude ... you are cracking me up here.

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                          • RawAlex
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 9465

                            #14
                            Originally posted by stickyfingerz
                            Does a bear shart in the woods?
                            No, apparently more like in his pants...

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                            • Tom_PM
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                              • Feb 2005
                              • 16443

                              #15
                              It's from shared experiences like this that we slowly better ourselves. I guess, lol

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                              • Meaty&Needy
                                Registered User
                                • Aug 2006
                                • 47

                                #16
                                Rrred and I just had the 24 hr. flu, I didnt make that big a mess, but I'll never trust *that* fart again!
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                                • SmokeyTheBear
                                  ►SouthOfHeaven
                                  • Jun 2004
                                  • 28609

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Meaty&Needy
                                  Rrred and I just had the 24 hr. flu, I didnt make that big a mess, but I'll never trust *that* fart again!
                                  lol new niche..

                                  " the fart that wasn't "

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                                  • starpimps
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                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 6954

                                    #18
                                    LOL
                                    i love this thread, those wet farts are boxer killers
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                                    • SPACE GLIDER
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                                      • Oct 2006
                                      • 1550

                                      #19
                                      wow that's gross
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                                      • Helix
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                                        • Feb 2002
                                        • 6021

                                        #20
                                        The dreaded mud butt

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                                        • shekinah
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                                          • May 2006
                                          • 8452

                                          #21
                                          Just be sure the toilet is right behind you everytime

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                                          • BV
                                            wtf
                                            • Sep 2001
                                            • 10914

                                            #22
                                            i just got over a bad case of the flu,

                                            Last Sunday i woke up out of bed with that funny feeling before you get nauseous, a few moments later was the first of 13 hours of straight puking and shitting.

                                            I never had the flu like that before. I was so weak it took 3 days after that before I was back 100%.

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                                            • Boobs
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                                              • Aug 2006
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                                              #23
                                              S-h-a-r-t

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                                              • ayne468
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                                                • Jan 2007
                                                • 1738

                                                #24
                                                ...you guys are full of shit lol!

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                                                • Strickie
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                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                  • 2481

                                                  #25
                                                  i laughed so hard when i saw the title that i almost sharted
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                                                  • pornguy
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                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                    • 62912

                                                    #26
                                                    DONT SLEEP NAKED either. No underware to catch the sleeping mistake.
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                                                    • 2012
                                                      So Fucking What
                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                      • 17189

                                                      #27
                                                      Just make sure you have a thick pair of boxers at all times ( or butt huggers ). That is the only reason men wear underwear anyway..... like Direct TV. It's a no brainer...

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                                                      • madawgz
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                                                        • Mar 2006
                                                        • 30509

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                                                        even when your brain convinces you its a fart 9/10 its not.

                                                        p.s. anyone knows some good online bulk underwear stores ?

                                                        Its funny because i know better too , im no rookie lol but it spoke to me " dont worry smokey its just a fart let me pass " then blam..
                                                        damn that sucks
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                                                        • geedub
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                                                          • Jun 2005
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                                                          #29
                                                          the good ole' shart. lol aint that a bitch
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                                                          • bobby666
                                                            boots are my religion
                                                            • Nov 2005
                                                            • 21765

                                                            #30
                                                            thanks for the info

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                                                            • JD
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                              • 22651

                                                              #31
                                                              haha holy fuck man hahahahahahaha

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                                                              • Fizzgig
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                                                                • Feb 2004
                                                                • 9649

                                                                #32
                                                                Too much information!
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                                                                • SomeCreep
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                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                  • 26118

                                                                  #33
                                                                  This thread "stinks"


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                                                                  • Matt 26z
                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                    • Apr 2002
                                                                    • 18481

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Take Pepto Bismol. That will stop it.

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                                                                    • Vitasoy
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                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                      • 58202

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I hear ya man, I hear ya.


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                                                                      • CyberHustler
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                                                                        • Feb 2006
                                                                        • 28750

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                                                                        You might get more than you bargained for.
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                                                                        • DraX
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                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                          • 7147

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                                                                          even when your brain convinces you its a fart 9/10 its not.

                                                                          p.s. anyone knows some good online bulk underwear stores ?

                                                                          Its funny because i know better too , im no rookie lol but it spoke to me " dont worry smokey its just a fart let me pass " then blam..
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                                                                          • sicone
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                                                                            • Jan 2004
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            thanks for sharing

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