anyone ever shove their dick in to the mains outlet?

i've been looking at those penis vacuum / monster nuts sites all weekend. not like i'm a fag... but i'm seriously thinking about shoving my dick in the plug socket.

i for one wouldn't mind having nuts the size of basketballs, but the problem for guys who jack up their dick size with these home made pumps, is that they can't jerk off easily.

one site had pics of a guy who was using eletro-shock on his dick to bring himself off. wrap your dick with some kind of material, wire it up to the national electricity grid, and watch the sparks fly. he was clearly enjoying himself.

looks pretty interesting... is anyone going to admit to ever trying this?