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ThunderBalls · 01-26-2007, 03:56 PM

Bullshit. Fuck this live well and be the better man shit. If someone fucks you over they deserve to be punished and you wont go through the rest of your life feeling like you should have done something.

You can do a wide variety of things depending on the crime and information about her is key, the more info the more shit you can do.

If you want to do something simple just tell her you need closure, would like to remain friends and could you see her one last time over dinner. If she agrees take her to the most expensive restaurant in town and once you've ran up the bill with a great dinner and 3 or 4 drinks tell her you are going to the bathroom and leave her ass there stuck with the bill. Call her cell about 15 minutes later and tell her thanks for dinner, laugh and hang up.

Or if you want to get real mean start an all out assault and just keep doing shit over time. One week have her water shut off, the next her phone, etc. Place ads on Craigslist with her number advertising as a whore. Order shit to her house, super glue her locks, paint her windows black in the middle of the night, spoof caller ID with her number and call her family, boss and co-workers in the middle of the night and play porn sounds. Its endless what you can do, just spread it out over time so she will go fucking nuts.

EXPORT · 01-26-2007, 04:13 PM

just make a fuck in her asshole

Z · 01-26-2007, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

The worst possible thing you could do to her, is not care. Do let her affect you, just blow her off, ignore her for the rest of her life, and act like it was not a big deal.

It will make her fucking insane. Trust me.

What he said...

GhazAllOva · 01-26-2007, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noe

Success is the best revenge, my friend. Try focusing on positive things for yourself, instead of negative things for her.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

And if you fail, there's always posting nudes of her online and emailing her friends/family.

sweetcuties · 01-26-2007, 05:22 PM

I agree with success is the best revenge

micker · 01-26-2007, 05:35 PM

put on a ribbed condom inside out and then give her some hard anal pounding

needlive · 01-26-2007, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jryan89

get her really drunk...fuck her and then leave!

In his own house? lol

notabook · 01-26-2007, 05:52 PM

That's easy... just fuck her mom. That's the easiest way to get back at her. But if you really want to make her suffer then fuck her dad.

ridikuloz · 01-26-2007, 06:11 PM

piss in a bottle of wine and reseal it and wrap it in a gift and leave it in front of somewhere and write it's from a relative of hers.

joehoya · 01-26-2007, 06:42 PM

As much as people say they want revenge, what they really want is for the person to regret what they did. Not "I'm sorry I hurt Jeff by doing a gang bang with 10 of his friends". Thats just remorse. What you want is that wonderful "I've completely ruined my life by cheating on him" regret. The kind of regret a kid who commits a murder and realizes he's going to spend the rest of his life in prison and all of his hopes and dreams are gone has. When you see those old people that desperately wish they could go back in time and do that one thing over, avoid making that one mistake, thats the kind of soul wrenching regret you want her to have.

Here is how to do it:
Become successful. Put everything you can into your business and become super-successful. So successful that her friends mention it to her, her parents mention it to her, hell the guy she's fucking now mentions it to her.

She will try to re-establish contact, blow her off. Not in a mean "I'm still hurt way". Just have a life that is too busy for her. "I'm sorry hun, I would love to have lunch with you, but I have to take the gulfstream over to my house in Monaco to take care of some things this weekend."

Then months or a few years later, preferably after she has married someone else drop in on her and make friends. Start dating one of her best friends or her sister (since you are rich, they'll definately say yes). Completely spoil the new girlfriend, trips to the islands, shopping sprees in Paris, Diner in Venice or Rome. Have your ex help you pick out jewelry for your new girlfriend.

Right when she is wallowing in the misery of her own life, pay a super hot escort to seduce her current boyfriend/husband. See if you can have the ex catch her boyfriend in the act. Make sure the escort is hot enough that she can convince the guy to leave the ex.

At this point her life is a complete pile of shit. Now you go to comfort her. She will apologize profusely for what she did to you and talk about how she never meant to hurt you. In the most compassionate voice possible, tell her there is no need to appologize, that she did those things because that is just who she is. She is a person who won't let herself find happiness. It will never change because it is who she really is as a person and she is just destined to feel this horrible and attract the wrong people into her life. And you can't be mad at someone who is so helpless. Then gently sever all contact with her.

At this point you stand a 50/50 chance that she'll put a shotgun in her mouth and pull the trigger in the next 6 months. Now that is revenge.

V.ZON · 01-26-2007, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noe

Success is the best revenge, my friend. Try focusing on positive things for yourself, instead of negative things for her.

I agree 100%

wyldworx · 01-26-2007, 07:57 PM

kindness....

to lots of other chicks for no reason at all!

themachinelavene · 01-26-2007, 08:55 PM

get over it buddy...she's just another pussy, may not seem like it now when you are all beat up about her cheating or just not digging you anymore but there are millions of other pussy's out there for the tasting....she's just another cracker

rowan · 01-26-2007, 09:19 PM

I'm surprised no one has mentioned this yet...

You have to fuck her mom

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ApG7CYuq8Pc

(This also has shades of what joehoya describes... comforting her but really making her feel like shit.

)

Spunky · 01-26-2007, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan

I'm surprised no one has mentioned this yet...

You have to fuck her mom

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ApG7CYuq8Pc

(This also has shades of what joehoya describes... comforting her but really making her feel like shit.

)

That clip was great lol

EBORG9 · 01-26-2007, 09:38 PM

Let me fuck her...That'll show her!

Marshal · 01-26-2007, 11:46 PM

just find a better looking gf, and out of sudden tell her you wanna be friends. feel free to fuck her sister/mom/best friend, and ofcourse slowly try to get a distance, and finally wipe her. easy as that!

01-27-2007, 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shakula

Sorry to hear that.
If you stay in this relationship, this will happend again and again.
Even if she says she wont. Once a cheater, always a cheater.
People dont change, they are who they are.

Just remember, women are weak. Very weak. This is why women never will dominate the world and never have done it.

Sorry to break it to you but women are not weak. Women are holding more high powered jobs then ever before. We rule the adult industry, you men would be fucked without us. We also know how to control you and half the time you don't even realize it. Men are the weaker of the species and always will be.

beanamid · 01-27-2007, 12:39 AM

Just move on, haven't you wasted enough time and energy on her allready?
but if you have to get her back and you just can't walk away then do it right, just walk away and have a good life knowing that you did the right thing. She will regret what she did, in time... any way you use to get her back means you have to lower your self closer to her.

niche25 · 01-27-2007, 12:39 AM

Bang her mom and her dad... I mean her sister.

If you've got content, follow the lead of Taylor Bow, otherwise get comfortable with producing knuckle children for a while and have fun being single.

Deej · 01-27-2007, 02:12 AM

Stick her toothbrush in your ass....take pictures....return toothbrush to normal area....send her the pictures a couple weeks later...

The Hotness · 01-27-2007, 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

Go fuck her Dad

i agree with this post

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-27-2007, 02:15 AM

rape her dog

Viper2K1 · 01-27-2007, 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoose

I feel fucking evil for even posting this but I've been in the same situation and if I had the balls.. this is what I would have done... Basically, send her a little 'care package' that preys on every insecurity you know of. Could she lose a little weight? Send her a bottle of weight loss pills. She have a chick-stache? Hairy pussy? Hairy ass? Send her a do it yourself wax kit. Send her douche whether she needed it or not. You get the point. It's a lot easier to come up with stuff when you know the chick. It'll be offensive as hell when she first receives it and it'll eat at her for some time to come, just like the heart ache she's putting you through. :2cents:

She'll just return the favor by sending you penis enlargement pills and viagra

martinsc · 01-27-2007, 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by starpimps

register www.HerFullNameGoesHere.com and fwd domain to www.meatspin.com ....then SEO the shit out of that badboy ...

pinky_julia · 01-27-2007, 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noe

Success is the best revenge, my friend. Try focusing on positive things for yourself, instead of negative things for her.

nice words!

Fizzgig · 01-27-2007, 04:14 AM

I can think of some horrible things, but I'm not telling.

E$_manager · 01-27-2007, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ready lube

Get a better looking GF

That's the best revenge ever, trust me!

Absolutely agree on that.
And you don't have to think further.

Phoenix · 01-27-2007, 09:22 AM

you bang her...blow a load on her face and be walking out the door before it has time to cool...dont look back

loco12 · 01-27-2007, 09:23 AM

OK here's a good way to get a bit of revenge. Find a nice pic of her, and post it on:
http://www.facialforum.net/forumdisplay.php?f=5

The second link down is requests. Then the members shoot their cum over a downloaded pic of her face and post the pics!

Once done, email her the url of the pics!

One upset lady. Job done!! ;)

TurboAngel · 01-27-2007, 09:53 AM

Ya'll are sooooo mean.

;)

BT · 01-27-2007, 10:21 AM

sho0t her

rowan · 01-27-2007, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loco12

The second link down is requests. Then the members shoot their cum over a downloaded pic of her face and post the pics!

Holy crap, some people need to get a life!

horvy · 01-27-2007, 12:30 PM

fuck her mom in the mouth.

germ · 01-27-2007, 01:29 PM

Fuck her friends/sister/mom/whatever...then ignore her while getting a hotter GF and focusing on being as successful and happy as you can be.

BAM! Trifecta!

GhazAllOva · 01-27-2007, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan

I'm surprised no one has mentioned this yet...

You have to fuck her mom

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ApG7CYuq8Pc

(This also has shades of what joehoya describes... comforting her but really making her feel like shit.

)

HAHAHAHA that's a great video! Thanks for the share.

69pornlinks · 01-27-2007, 02:53 PM

get over it...if you was handling your biz she might NOT have strayed....are you 16...i see if she really did something major...you got played now sucked it up...she did..

HollywoodChris · 01-27-2007, 02:55 PM

Teabag her.

carol.prime · 01-27-2007, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej

Stick her toothbrush in your ass....take pictures....return toothbrush to normal area....send her the pictures a couple weeks later...

jesus christ, i almost puke on my breakfast

Ssv · 01-27-2007, 03:41 PM

Kill the bitch

I'm kidding, move on, get yourself another gf and be happy.If my bf would do that to me, I think i would cut his balls off

mattz · 01-27-2007, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky99

fuck her one last time.. and then leave sum change on the bedside table for her (make sure she knows u left her sumthin for her)

that would be good, but make sure to include "thanks" when your walking out the door

Supz · 01-27-2007, 04:23 PM

give her many small paper cuts and bath her in lemon juice

01-26-2007, 05:22 PM	#55
sweetcuties Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Somewhere Posts: 5,859	I agree with success is the best revenge __________________

01-26-2007, 05:52 PM	#58
notabook Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Not a Library! Posts: 9,748	That's easy... just fuck her mom. That's the easiest way to get back at her. But if you really want to make her suffer then fuck her dad. __________________

01-26-2007, 06:11 PM	#59
ridikuloz Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: ▓NY▓ Posts: 2,080	piss in a bottle of wine and reseal it and wrap it in a gift and leave it in front of somewhere and write it's from a relative of hers. __________________ Each persons' level of stupidity makes us different.

01-26-2007, 08:55 PM	#63
themachinelavene Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 415	get over it buddy...she's just another pussy, may not seem like it now when you are all beat up about her cheating or just not digging you anymore but there are millions of other pussy's out there for the tasting....she's just another cracker __________________ ,\|,,(-_-),,\|,

01-26-2007, 11:46 PM	#67
Marshal Biz Dev and SEO Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 15,180	just find a better looking gf, and out of sudden tell her you wanna be friends. feel free to fuck her sister/mom/best friend, and ofcourse slowly try to get a distance, and finally wipe her. easy as that! __________________ --- Busy ranking websites on Google...

01-26-2007, 03:56 PM	#51
ThunderBalls So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Mesosphere Posts: 2,926	Bullshit. Fuck this live well and be the better man shit. If someone fucks you over they deserve to be punished and you wont go through the rest of your life feeling like you should have done something. You can do a wide variety of things depending on the crime and information about her is key, the more info the more shit you can do. If you want to do something simple just tell her you need closure, would like to remain friends and could you see her one last time over dinner. If she agrees take her to the most expensive restaurant in town and once you've ran up the bill with a great dinner and 3 or 4 drinks tell her you are going to the bathroom and leave her ass there stuck with the bill. Call her cell about 15 minutes later and tell her thanks for dinner, laugh and hang up. Or if you want to get real mean start an all out assault and just keep doing shit over time. One week have her water shut off, the next her phone, etc. Place ads on Craigslist with her number advertising as a whore. Order shit to her house, super glue her locks, paint her windows black in the middle of the night, spoof caller ID with her number and call her family, boss and co-workers in the middle of the night and play porn sounds. Its endless what you can do, just spread it out over time so she will go fucking nuts.

01-26-2007, 04:13 PM	#52
EXPORT Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,345	just make a fuck in her asshole

01-26-2007, 05:35 PM	#56
micker Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Metro Detroit Posts: 748	put on a ribbed condom inside out and then give her some hard anal pounding

01-26-2007, 06:42 PM	#60
joehoya Registered User Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 82	As much as people say they want revenge, what they really want is for the person to regret what they did. Not "I'm sorry I hurt Jeff by doing a gang bang with 10 of his friends". Thats just remorse. What you want is that wonderful "I've completely ruined my life by cheating on him" regret. The kind of regret a kid who commits a murder and realizes he's going to spend the rest of his life in prison and all of his hopes and dreams are gone has. When you see those old people that desperately wish they could go back in time and do that one thing over, avoid making that one mistake, thats the kind of soul wrenching regret you want her to have. Here is how to do it: Become successful. Put everything you can into your business and become super-successful. So successful that her friends mention it to her, her parents mention it to her, hell the guy she's fucking now mentions it to her. She will try to re-establish contact, blow her off. Not in a mean "I'm still hurt way". Just have a life that is too busy for her. "I'm sorry hun, I would love to have lunch with you, but I have to take the gulfstream over to my house in Monaco to take care of some things this weekend." Then months or a few years later, preferably after she has married someone else drop in on her and make friends. Start dating one of her best friends or her sister (since you are rich, they'll definately say yes). Completely spoil the new girlfriend, trips to the islands, shopping sprees in Paris, Diner in Venice or Rome. Have your ex help you pick out jewelry for your new girlfriend. Right when she is wallowing in the misery of her own life, pay a super hot escort to seduce her current boyfriend/husband. See if you can have the ex catch her boyfriend in the act. Make sure the escort is hot enough that she can convince the guy to leave the ex. At this point her life is a complete pile of shit. Now you go to comfort her. She will apologize profusely for what she did to you and talk about how she never meant to hurt you. In the most compassionate voice possible, tell her there is no need to appologize, that she did those things because that is just who she is. She is a person who won't let herself find happiness. It will never change because it is who she really is as a person and she is just destined to feel this horrible and attract the wrong people into her life. And you can't be mad at someone who is so helpless. Then gently sever all contact with her. At this point you stand a 50/50 chance that she'll put a shotgun in her mouth and pull the trigger in the next 6 months. Now that is revenge.

01-26-2007, 07:57 PM	#62
wyldworx So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: oz-trailer Posts: 5,144	kindness.... to lots of other chicks for no reason at all!

01-26-2007, 09:19 PM	#64
rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	I'm surprised no one has mentioned this yet... You have to fuck her mom https://youtube.com/watch?v=ApG7CYuq8Pc (This also has shades of what joehoya describes... comforting her but really making her feel like shit. )

01-26-2007, 09:38 PM	#66
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01-27-2007, 12:39 AM	#69
beanamid Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: NY Posts: 382	Just move on, haven't you wasted enough time and energy on her allready? but if you have to get her back and you just can't walk away then do it right, just walk away and have a good life knowing that you did the right thing. She will regret what she did, in time... any way you use to get her back means you have to lower your self closer to her. __________________ Trade Links \|Traffic With an Ok site with Good SE traffic ICQ: 457 534 187

01-27-2007, 12:39 AM	#70
niche25 GoFuckYourself Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Paradise Valley, AZ Posts: 407	Bang her mom and her dad... I mean her sister. If you've got content, follow the lead of Taylor Bow, otherwise get comfortable with producing knuckle children for a while and have fun being single.

01-27-2007, 02:12 AM	#71
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01-27-2007, 02:15 AM	#73
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01-27-2007, 04:14 AM	#77
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01-27-2007, 09:22 AM	#79
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01-27-2007, 09:23 AM	#80
loco12 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Dorset, UK Posts: 638	OK here's a good way to get a bit of revenge. Find a nice pic of her, and post it on: http://www.facialforum.net/forumdisplay.php?f=5 The second link down is requests. Then the members shoot their cum over a downloaded pic of her face and post the pics! Once done, email her the url of the pics! One upset lady. Job done!! ;)

01-27-2007, 09:53 AM	#81
TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	Ya'll are sooooo mean. ;)

01-27-2007, 10:21 AM	#82
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01-27-2007, 12:30 PM	#84
horvy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 811	fuck her mom in the mouth.

01-27-2007, 01:29 PM	#85
germ ( o Y o ) Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,108	Fuck her friends/sister/mom/whatever...then ignore her while getting a hotter GF and focusing on being as successful and happy as you can be. BAM! Trifecta!

01-27-2007, 02:53 PM	#87
69pornlinks Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Heranus Posts: 5,560	get over it...if you was handling your biz she might NOT have strayed....are you 16...i see if she really did something major...you got played now sucked it up...she did.. __________________ It IS what it IS

01-27-2007, 02:55 PM	#88
HollywoodChris Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 1,282	Teabag her.

01-27-2007, 03:41 PM	#90
Ssv Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 402	Kill the bitch I'm kidding, move on, get yourself another gf and be happy.If my bf would do that to me, I think i would cut his balls off

01-27-2007, 04:23 PM	#92
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