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Bullshit. Fuck this live well and be the better man shit. If someone fucks you over they deserve to be punished and you wont go through the rest of your life feeling like you should have done something.
You can do a wide variety of things depending on the crime and information about her is key, the more info the more shit you can do. If you want to do something simple just tell her you need closure, would like to remain friends and could you see her one last time over dinner. If she agrees take her to the most expensive restaurant in town and once you've ran up the bill with a great dinner and 3 or 4 drinks tell her you are going to the bathroom and leave her ass there stuck with the bill. Call her cell about 15 minutes later and tell her thanks for dinner, laugh and hang up. Or if you want to get real mean start an all out assault and just keep doing shit over time. One week have her water shut off, the next her phone, etc. Place ads on Craigslist with her number advertising as a whore. Order shit to her house, super glue her locks, paint her windows black in the middle of the night, spoof caller ID with her number and call her family, boss and co-workers in the middle of the night and play porn sounds. Its endless what you can do, just spread it out over time so she will go fucking nuts. |
just make a fuck in her asshole:1orglaugh
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And if you fail, there's always posting nudes of her online and emailing her friends/family. |
I agree with success is the best revenge :2 cents:
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put on a ribbed condom inside out and then give her some hard anal pounding
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That's easy... just fuck her mom. That's the easiest way to get back at her. But if you really want to make her suffer then fuck her dad. :thumbsup
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piss in a bottle of wine and reseal it and wrap it in a gift and leave it in front of somewhere and write it's from a relative of hers.
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As much as people say they want revenge, what they really want is for the person to regret what they did. Not "I'm sorry I hurt Jeff by doing a gang bang with 10 of his friends". Thats just remorse. What you want is that wonderful "I've completely ruined my life by cheating on him" regret. The kind of regret a kid who commits a murder and realizes he's going to spend the rest of his life in prison and all of his hopes and dreams are gone has. When you see those old people that desperately wish they could go back in time and do that one thing over, avoid making that one mistake, thats the kind of soul wrenching regret you want her to have.
Here is how to do it: Become successful. Put everything you can into your business and become super-successful. So successful that her friends mention it to her, her parents mention it to her, hell the guy she's fucking now mentions it to her. She will try to re-establish contact, blow her off. Not in a mean "I'm still hurt way". Just have a life that is too busy for her. "I'm sorry hun, I would love to have lunch with you, but I have to take the gulfstream over to my house in Monaco to take care of some things this weekend." Then months or a few years later, preferably after she has married someone else drop in on her and make friends. Start dating one of her best friends or her sister (since you are rich, they'll definately say yes). Completely spoil the new girlfriend, trips to the islands, shopping sprees in Paris, Diner in Venice or Rome. Have your ex help you pick out jewelry for your new girlfriend. Right when she is wallowing in the misery of her own life, pay a super hot escort to seduce her current boyfriend/husband. See if you can have the ex catch her boyfriend in the act. Make sure the escort is hot enough that she can convince the guy to leave the ex. At this point her life is a complete pile of shit. Now you go to comfort her. She will apologize profusely for what she did to you and talk about how she never meant to hurt you. In the most compassionate voice possible, tell her there is no need to appologize, that she did those things because that is just who she is. She is a person who won't let herself find happiness. It will never change because it is who she really is as a person and she is just destined to feel this horrible and attract the wrong people into her life. And you can't be mad at someone who is so helpless. Then gently sever all contact with her. At this point you stand a 50/50 chance that she'll put a shotgun in her mouth and pull the trigger in the next 6 months. Now that is revenge. |
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kindness....
to lots of other chicks for no reason at all! |
get over it buddy...she's just another pussy, may not seem like it now when you are all beat up about her cheating or just not digging you anymore but there are millions of other pussy's out there for the tasting....she's just another cracker
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I'm surprised no one has mentioned this yet...
You have to fuck her mom https://youtube.com/watch?v=ApG7CYuq8Pc (This also has shades of what joehoya describes... comforting her but really making her feel like shit. :1orglaugh ) |
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Let me fuck her...That'll show her!
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just find a better looking gf, and out of sudden tell her you wanna be friends. feel free to fuck her sister/mom/best friend, and ofcourse slowly try to get a distance, and finally wipe her. easy as that! :winkwink:
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Just move on, haven't you wasted enough time and energy on her allready?
but if you have to get her back and you just can't walk away then do it right, just walk away and have a good life knowing that you did the right thing. She will regret what she did, in time... any way you use to get her back means you have to lower your self closer to her. |
Bang her mom and her dad... I mean her sister.
If you've got content, follow the lead of Taylor Bow, otherwise get comfortable with producing knuckle children for a while and have fun being single. :) |
Stick her toothbrush in your ass....take pictures....return toothbrush to normal area....send her the pictures a couple weeks later...
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rape her dog
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nice words! :thumbsup |
I can think of some horrible things, but I'm not telling.
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And you don't have to think further. |
you bang her...blow a load on her face and be walking out the door before it has time to cool...dont look back
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OK here's a good way to get a bit of revenge. Find a nice pic of her, and post it on:
http://www.facialforum.net/forumdisplay.php?f=5 The second link down is requests. Then the members shoot their cum over a downloaded pic of her face and post the pics! Once done, email her the url of the pics! One upset lady. Job done!! ;) |
Ya'll are sooooo mean.
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sho0t her
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fuck her mom in the mouth.
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Fuck her friends/sister/mom/whatever...then ignore her while getting a hotter GF and focusing on being as successful and happy as you can be.
BAM! Trifecta! |
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get over it...if you was handling your biz she might NOT have strayed....are you 16...i see if she really did something major...you got played now sucked it up...she did..:1orglaugh
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Teabag her.
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jesus christ, i almost puke on my breakfast :Oh crap |
Kill the bitch:) I'm kidding, move on, get yourself another gf and be happy.If my bf would do that to me, I think i would cut his balls off
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give her many small paper cuts and bath her in lemon juice
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