So new gf's parents ask what you do for a living.. - GoFuckYourself.com

zEn84 · 01-03-2007, 01:43 PM

Any rough experiences? Discuss.

JD · 01-03-2007, 01:47 PM

they know what I do but ignore it. Whenever people I don't really know ask me what I do it's always "affiliate marketing aka I sell stuff on the internet"

polish_aristocrat · 01-03-2007, 01:48 PM

unless you shoot content, you can just say internet advertising

phasic · 01-03-2007, 01:49 PM

yah, i just say internet marketing, but i dont just do porn affiliate stuff so its true, even if it was all porn its still a true statement

CaptainHowdy · 01-03-2007, 01:49 PM

Internet marketing

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Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-03-2007, 01:49 PM

Internet Marketting

starpimps · 01-03-2007, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Internet marketing

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thats what i tell everyone

BAKO · 01-03-2007, 01:50 PM

I couldnt keep it a secret anymore, I told them I'm in the adult Biz

baddog · 01-03-2007, 01:50 PM

Tell them you work in construction as a porn slinger, which is one level above a hod carrier.

zEn84 · 01-03-2007, 01:50 PM

Yeah, reason i ask is i have dinner tonight with her parents.. I know its going to come up..

zEn84 · 01-03-2007, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Tell them you work in construction as a porn slinger, which is one level above a hod carrier.

ADL Colin · 01-03-2007, 01:51 PM

You are a middleman; buying traffic on adwords and selling it to advertisers. You know, like automotive sites and clothing retailers.

LasseKongos · 01-03-2007, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by zEn84

Yeah, reason i ask is i have dinner tonight with her parents.. I know its going to come up..

Dont go there, you will go dooown!

pimpimp

Fresh · 01-03-2007, 01:54 PM

explain your work as "internet marketing" but use lots of technical words while doing so and they'll just think its way over their heads. But, they will be more comfortable someone with extensive knowledge in their field of work is dating their daughter instead of "would you like fries with that" or "paper or plastic"

Scottish Guy · 01-03-2007, 01:54 PM

tell them you post all day on gfy and live off the sig income.

carol.prime · 01-03-2007, 01:56 PM

yeah..internet marketing/internet advertising...

polish_aristocrat · 01-03-2007, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Scottish Guy

tell them you post all day on gfy and live off the sig income.

do you want his girlfriend's parents to register here within two days?

zEn84 · 01-03-2007, 01:58 PM

Haha yea.. Thank god they are not religious..

DeadFidel · 01-03-2007, 02:00 PM

Bullshit. There is no way to lie your way out of it PERIOD

cool1 · 01-03-2007, 02:01 PM

I just tell them adult internet marketing.
If they don't like it too bad.

Phoenix · 01-03-2007, 02:02 PM

i havent told my wifes parents the nature of the business

but basically im in advertising

lot · 01-03-2007, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave Guru

explain your work as "internet marketing" but use lots of technical words while doing so and they'll just think its way over their heads. But, they will be more comfortable someone with extensive knowledge in their field of work is dating their daughter instead of "would you like fries with that" or "paper or plastic"

Yeah, that's what i did.

eZe · 01-03-2007, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by zEn84

Haha yea.. Thank god they are not religious..

LOL my wifes family is mormon. I tell them I do internet marketing and affiliate program management. I throw around some words like Google PPC and Search Engine Optimization. blah blah blah. They have no clue.

polish_aristocrat · 01-03-2007, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by DeadFidel

Bullshit. There is no way to lie your way out of it PERIOD

if he spends $300 on adwords every day and makes $500 without touching a single naked picture, then it's not that bad

pornguy · 01-03-2007, 02:03 PM

I fuck your daughter and her lesbian girlfriend on camera.

then run!

Nismo · 01-03-2007, 02:04 PM

"Im a web developer. I buy, build, sell and design websites. Pass the potatoes. Your daughter is preggers."

eZe · 01-03-2007, 02:05 PM

P.S. I am in Salt Lake City in their house right now!

anne · 01-03-2007, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zEn84

Any rough experiences? Discuss.

Internet advertising

That is what i use. Its close to the truth and you can still discuss it with out using the porn porn

DraX · 01-03-2007, 02:07 PM

Interesting topic indeed

germ · 01-03-2007, 02:10 PM

anyone thats done this for any length of time either knows exactly how to answer that question tactfully, or doesnt care what anyone else thinks and answers it 100% honest.

TheDatingNetworkCameron · 01-03-2007, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Guru

explain your work as "internet marketing" but use lots of technical words while doing so and they'll just think its way over their heads. But, they will be more comfortable someone with extensive knowledge in their field of work is dating their daughter instead of "would you like fries with that" or "paper or plastic"

I couldn't agree more.

Agent 488 · 01-03-2007, 02:17 PM

it usually goes like this for me:

"What do you do for a living?"
"Internet marketing."
"Porn?"

BigCashCrew · 01-03-2007, 02:20 PM

Internet marketing. SEO traffic placement for other companies.
I tell people I'm involved in video conferencing software. ;)

Deputy Chief Command · 01-03-2007, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by zEn84

Any rough experiences? Discuss.

the classis answer :

"I sell porn on the internet : what about you bitch ?"

they will LOVE you after that !

Holly · 01-03-2007, 02:31 PM

Tell them to fuck off and to mind their own business.

If this is a new relationship, you need to go ahead and set the boundaries.

jaffie · 01-03-2007, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by eZe

LOL my wifes family is mormon. I tell them I do internet marketing and affiliate program management. I throw around some words like Google PPC and Search Engine Optimization. blah blah blah. They have no clue.

SxDx · 01-03-2007, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Guru

explain your work as "internet marketing" but use lots of technical words while doing so and they'll just think its way over their heads. But, they will be more comfortable someone with extensive knowledge in their field of work is dating their daughter instead of "would you like fries with that" or "paper or plastic"

that's they way I explain it

gecko · 01-03-2007, 02:44 PM

Internet Marketing

zEn84 · 01-03-2007, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by pornopete

And if you shoot content then tell them your a photographer.

When they hire you to shoot their other daughters wedding won't they be in for a suprise when your saying "okay thats good, now lie on your back and give me the money shot"

Viper2K1 · 01-03-2007, 02:53 PM

tell them you're a pimp, sell drugs, rob old people, do carjackings etc
then pause for 5 secs
and they just go "nah, i'm just messing with you, i do some online porn"

Z · 01-03-2007, 03:22 PM

Internet marketing consultant

RevSand · 01-03-2007, 03:55 PM

Internet Marketing and Video Production... Or just say smut dealer!

Milkmans World · 01-03-2007, 04:31 PM

Don't tell them you own a website, or else they might say "you can show me after dinner"

bizarrejan · 01-03-2007, 04:34 PM

I say internet ads, but becomes a problem when they ask to see a sample of your work lol...............................

Nismo · 01-03-2007, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Viper2K1

tell them you're a pimp, sell drugs, rob old people, do carjackings etc
then pause for 5 secs
and they just go "nah, i'm just messing with you, i do some online porn"

I like this idea.

bizarrejan · 01-03-2007, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eZe

LOL my wifes family is mormon. I tell them I do internet marketing and affiliate program management. I throw around some words like Google PPC and Search Engine Optimization. blah blah blah. They have no clue.

Clever!

dissipate · 01-03-2007, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Milkmans World

Don't tell them you own a website, or else they might say "you can show me after dinner"

I've had that one happen before.

tehHinjew · 01-03-2007, 04:41 PM

interweb marketing lol

AllStar · 01-03-2007, 04:58 PM

Internet Marketing is gonna get you them asking some questions especially if they are white collar workers.

Say you are a "traffic broker"
buy and sell traffic.

natas · 01-03-2007, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Guru

explain your work as "internet marketing" but use lots of technical words while doing so and they'll just think its way over their heads.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigCashCrew

Internet marketing. SEO traffic placement for other companies.

Quote:

Originally Posted by eZe

I throw around some words like Google PPC and Search Engine Optimization. blah blah blah. They have no clue.

LOL this thread is funny. I also drop any or all of the above stock replies

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