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meRx 07-31-2002 03:25 AM
Hell yeah...
this is miserable ...any idea when this will end?
cold showers here i come

Amputate Your Head 07-31-2002 03:30 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by meRx
Hell yeah...
this is miserable ...any idea when this will end?
cold showers here i come
word is it's supposed to get back to normal sometime tomorrow... god I can't wait..... the ac has been goin' non-stop and I've all but depleted my beer stock..... :glugglug

icq me sometime when you're bored there neighbor.... :winkwink:

Amputate Your Head 07-31-2002 03:49 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Pornwolf
That thing sounds good! You should definitely get one. And get something for the house too. Don't forget what happened to Peter Brady in Hawaii
http://www.rugbyfootball.com/STP/brady_bunch.jpg

That tarantula almost killed him!
there's no tarantulas here dude.....

salem 07-31-2002 04:24 AM
Them pics have just scared the shit out of me.

Could be a new niche though, spider porn :Graucho

revbuddylove 07-31-2002 04:08 PM
Dude,
You should get yourself one of these:

http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/interne...ter/index.html

Quote:
Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Okay.... so you guys think it's all bikinis and surfin' huh? (well, it is mostly,.... but for the sake of this thread, let's continue)

we were supposed to have some hurricane come through here last weekend... Hurricane Douglas I think it was... but it crapped out and went north of the islands.... great right? Wrong. That thing totally fucked up our weather here.... it's been fucking humid as hell for days... like, can't breathe kinda humid.... power went out tonight from everyone running their AC's tryin' to stay cool.... and it stinks like dead fucking fish outside.

Not only that, but these bastards:

http://www.opticalamplitude.com/stuff/centipede.jpg

are common here. That's right.... fucking COMMON. Killed one just two nights ago here.... for those of you unfamiliar, that's a fucking centipede. Yes they bite. And it feels somewhat very similar to a shotgun blast. Anywhere from 2 to 14 inches here.

Then there's the fucking Cane Spiders.... roughly about the size of a baseball, jet black, and fast as fucking greased lightning.

And of course the roaches.... about as big as your thumb..... and they fly.

Never mind the scorpions.... they're not too common. Or the sharks..... mostly tigers attacking surfers..... and rare.

But all in all.... still wouldn't trade it for anywhere else.... hehehe...... :winkwink:

Da surf kicks ass!!!!!

FreeNetPass Steve 07-31-2002 04:26 PM
You mean they don't have centipede traps yet? Compared to an ant trap they would be huge! Maybe a bowl of battery acid... that could work.

Amputate, how long have you been in Hawaii?

Amputate Your Head 07-31-2002 04:28 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by FreeNetPass Steve
Amputate, how long have you been in Hawaii?
one month.... :glugglug

Beastiepoo 07-31-2002 04:50 PM
Remind me that when we move into our dream house that I make sure that it is nowhere fucking tropical. Give me the French alps anyday over all those BUGS! ICK!!

Amputate Your Head 07-31-2002 04:59 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Beastiepoo
Remind me that when we move into our dream house that I make sure that it is nowhere fucking tropical. Give me the French alps anyday over all those BUGS! ICK!!
hehehe..... everything has a price.... :winkwink:

don't they got killer mountain goats in the Alps?

Lensman 07-31-2002 07:09 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Beastiepoo
Remind me that when we move into our dream house that I make sure that it is nowhere fucking tropical. Give me the French alps anyday over all those BUGS! ICK!!
No one ever got killed by an Avalanche in Maui

Lensman 07-31-2002 07:20 PM
The downside is getting fat off all that Poi, but at least Amp is happy. He sent me a recent pic of himself:

http://starbulletin.com/96/05/20/features/iz.gif

Amputate Your Head 07-31-2002 07:23 PM
Yes, that's me. I've put on a few pounds, but my heart is strong and I can handle it.

But the oxygen tube was just because I was running down the beach, there was no laughing gas in there I swear!









.

Lensman 07-31-2002 07:34 PM
As long as you're happy, that's all that matters.

Weight is just a frame of mine, that's what all my friends at extreme weight watchers say.

GeorgeTH 07-31-2002 07:41 PM
We have all the things you mentioned from Maui - plus +++

I'd been out gardening the last 2 days and came accross a good number of centipedes - just that here in OZ they don't have bright red legs so they're even harder to spot in a pile of dirt. Might even mistake them for a fat worm if you only see their head.

And now (what we call 'winter') is the only time to do some serious gardening, because later in the year you have to be careful with snakes, too!

Just a few: brown snakes, copperheads, red belly black snakes, clarence river rough scale, carpet snakes, and numerous tree snakes. Brown snakes and clarence river rough scale are bloody aggressive and can grow up to 10 feet long. I'd been once chased by a brown for 20 or 30 metres uphill (downhill you don't have a chance), another time I picked up a small one in a pile of garden mulch - that went flying real fast ;)

A few years ago I drove at night along a country road, and just behind a crest there was this carpet python stretching across the entire road: as thick as a man's leg, around 8-9 metres long (that's about 30 feet) - no chance to brake so I drove straight over it - it slowly moved on without any sign of damage!

But I don't mind - just have to get used to them!
I still prefer it here to the cold and wet winters in Germany :) Brrr - all these grey and unpleasant days.

Brad Mitchell 07-31-2002 07:59 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Okay.... so you guys think it's all bikinis and surfin' huh? (well, it is mostly,.... but for the sake of this thread, let's continue)

we were supposed to have some hurricane come through here last weekend... Hurricane Douglas I think it was... but it crapped out and went north of the islands.... great right? Wrong. That thing totally fucked up our weather here.... it's been fucking humid as hell for days... like, can't breathe kinda humid.... power went out tonight from everyone running their AC's tryin' to stay cool.... and it stinks like dead fucking fish outside.

Not only that, but these bastards:

http://www.opticalamplitude.com/stuff/centipede.jpg

are common here. That's right.... fucking COMMON. Killed one just two nights ago here.... for those of you unfamiliar, that's a fucking centipede. Yes they bite. And it feels somewhat very similar to a shotgun blast. Anywhere from 2 to 14 inches here.

Then there's the fucking Cane Spiders.... roughly about the size of a baseball, jet black, and fast as fucking greased lightning.

And of course the roaches.... about as big as your thumb..... and they fly.

Never mind the scorpions.... they're not too common. Or the sharks..... mostly tigers attacking surfers..... and rare.

But all in all.... still wouldn't trade it for anywhere else.... hehehe...... :winkwink:

Da surf kicks ass!!!!!
Holy mother of shit... I fucking hate bugs. I could never live somewhere that an alien bug like that could live in my house.

Brad


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