Going there this weekend with friends and wondering what to expect.
So what's your take on Tijuana?
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So what's your take on Tijuana?
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If you like Hookers it is fun as hell, it helps if you speak a little spanish too, they have great restaurants, wild night clubs and lots of prostitutes.Busty Amateurs - the original girls and and tons more busty amateurs.Comment
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just don't raise a red flag..
never piss on the streets, or vomit..
don't let a drunk friend separate from your group..
Don't look at cops in the eyes..etc..
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watch for cops
watch for guys trying to steal your shit
don't fuck without the rubber
watch the water, stick to the beer/tequila it'll be safer
no passing out in public
don't get arrested (not fun!)Comment
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It is the arm pit of Mexico...I went once about 2 years ago when I was in SD and would never go again
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I would stay out, but if you have to see it, Watch out for Strippers picking you pockets.
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dont fucking go. thats my take. the federalies robbed me and a friend there. we were not doing anything wrong at all, they just ambushed us and took us down an alley. stole our money.
its pretty much a cesspool there anyway. if anything run down to ensanada. it on the beach, not as shitty as a place as TJ. And a tab bit safer. I say tad.......
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Take a lot of spare change, like 2 pockets full. That way you can give something to all the little 4 and 5 year old mexican kids. They will walk up to you, not say a word, hold up a cup, and just stare at you with an upside down smile.
Over there in Tijuana, the poor breed in large numbers.Last edited by SomeCreep; 01-22-2007, 04:27 PM.Comment
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Well let's not forget you need change in order to support Mexico's biggest export the Chiclete' market.Take a lot of spare change, like 2 pockets full. That way you can give something to all the little 4 and 5 year old mexican kids. They will walk up to you, not say a word, hold up a cup, and just stare at you with an upside down smile.
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Ya... don't drink the water, for sure.
Also, don't ask what's in the taco you're eating... as delicious as it might be - you might not want to know.
Too, don't buy anything on the street markets and expect it to last longer than 3 months.
And expect the liquor to be watered down.-D.
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1. The U.S just passed a very shitty law that says you now need a passport to get back into the U.S that is unless your driving back in. Driving is not that scary if you know your way around like I do and buy Mexican Insurance for $20 for the day but you probbaly dont know your way around so make sure you have a passport.
2. Becareful almost 70% of ALL the hot girls in the TJ strip clubs are men!!! An easy way to spot this is compare the girls hands, if they have big hands most of the time they are men.
3. Do not piss in public, fight or do anything you would not do in the U.S.
4. Fuck some hookers at adelitas!!!
5. Go to Club Animale if your over 27, they wont let you in the HOT clubs if you look to old. If you want $7 all you can drink go to Margarita Village on the corner of 3rd and Revolucion
6. If you do get in trouble with the police, ask them if you have to go to jail or if you could just pay the fine on the spot? They only make about a $400 monthly salary so $30 is enough for them to let you go (They make $0 from taking you to jail). Make sure your spending cash is hidden in your shoe or something but have a wade of 20 $1 bills with a $10 on the outside and that will excite them ennogh to let you go. This has worked 6 times for me.
7. Only drink bottled water of course
8. If you need a hotel stay at pueblo amigo, its by far the best in all of TJ, Rosarito and Ensenada.
I think thats just about everything. Well Im sure I left out a few things but that should get you started.Last edited by wtfent; 01-22-2007, 04:39 PM.ThisWillShockYou.com DVD Store - TWSY UNCENSORED
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ur the man1. The U.S just passed a very shitty law that says you now need a passport to get back into the U.S that is unless your driving back in. Driving is not that scary if you know your way around like I do and buy Mexican Insurance for $20 for the day but you probbaly dont know your way around so make sure you have a passport.
2. Becareful almost 70% of ALL the hot girls in the TJ strip clubs are men!!! An easy way to spot this is compare the girls hands, if they have big hands most of the time they are men.
3. Do not piss in public, fight or do anything you would not do in the U.S.
4. Fuck some hookers at adelitas!!!
5. Go to Club Animale if your over 27, they wont let you in the HOT clubs if you look to old. If you want $7 all you can drink go to Margarita Village on the corner of 3rd and Revolucion
6. If you do get in trouble with the police, ask them if you have to go to jail or if you could just pay the fine on the spot? They only make about a $400 monthly salary so $30 is enough for them to let you go (They make $0 from taking you to jail). Make sure your spending cash is hidden in your shoe or something but have a wade of 20 $1 bills with a $10 on the outside and that will excite them ennogh to let you go. This has worked 6 times for me.
7. Only drink bottled water of course
8. If you need a hotel stay at pueblo amigo, its by far the best in all of TJ, Rosarito and Ensenada.
I think thats just about everything. Well Im sure I left out a few things but that should get you started.
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Super clean....they really take care of their city. friendly police officials always willing to help you out.Comment
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Don't leave your wallet at home but DO NOT TAKE CREDIT CARDS!!! You're a fool to use them in a border town and if you get into any kind of trouble the cops will take you to an ATM and shake you down for everything you can withdraw. My brother got arrested in Nogales for cocaine a couple months ago and was able to get off for $30 because he didn't have any credit cards.Unvaxxed, still alive.Comment
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Do: take enough cash just in case you need to pay a cop (a bribe).
Don't: walk off the main drag (Ave. Reveluccion).JustMade18.com ($500)Comment
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Dude, everyone is making a big deal.
I have been there many times. Just use common sense and you will be just fine.
I am waiting for someone to post that they will drug you and sell your liver on the black market.Comment
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Ok maybe Im bragging a little bit but Im proud of my connections... I got more hookups in TJ than most Mexicans will ever have, its great. See All the RICH mexicans that live as far as ensenada are afraid to get kidnapped and shit in Mexico so most of them have moved into my hood in the very Wealthy and prestigious East Lake community inside Chula Vista. Im talking mayors, Newspaper owners, top political officials, Club owners, Hotel Owners, Top Mexican lawyers pretty much evrybody important within a two hour distance of the border lives here now. Non of these people trust other Mexicans but they love us white people so Im always getting invited to their little mansion parties, Private zoos in Mexico, the other day I was sitting in the living room drinking a beer with my friend whose dad is the tijuana cheif of police. Whats my point?? It makes me feel pretty gangsta to be a whiteboy and be able to move around TJ like that. My $30 trick almsot always gets me out of small trouble but if it really ever came down to it, like I killed a pedistrian while driving drunk in TJ or something, I bet I could get off the hook without even spending a night in jail. Shit is is just gangsta like that down there and they are not afraid to admit it. You got to love Mexico.ThisWillShockYou.com DVD Store - TWSY UNCENSORED
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Well they must be confused at the border thaen because they gave us a lot of shit for not having it the other day and I was like What the Fuck, I have been coming down here since I was 16 and I never had to show it to you guys why now? He said its not the law yet but they are starting to enforce it, he let us go and said there was a note in the system and next time we better have themThisWillShockYou.com DVD Store - TWSY UNCENSORED
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They're not confused, they're just power tripping assholes. I hate those motherfuckers with a passion. "it's not a law but we're enforcing it"? WTF kind of shit is that? Those assholes think they are the law. I have had to deal with the whims of those assholes more times than I can count. I have been drug into interrogation rooms and received pat down searches that were just short of a beating. You don't have to be smart to work for customs, just suspicious.Well they must be confused at the border thaen because they gave us a lot of shit for not having it the other day and I was like What the Fuck, I have been coming down here since I was 16 and I never had to show it to you guys why now? He said its not the law yet but they are starting to enforce it, he let us go and said there was a note in the system and next time we better have themUnvaxxed, still alive.Comment
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Print this out and show it to the fucking cocksuckers next time.
http://travel.state.gov/travel/cbpmc/cbpmc_2223.html
Of course, you will then be detained and searched and hassled for about an hour because those pricks HATE it when you do shit like that and will fuck with you mercilessly to let you know who's boss.Unvaxxed, still alive.Comment
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Three rules for Tijuana:
1. Don't pee on the street. (this has already been said several times, but needs to be emphasized)
2. Don't get in a fight.
3. Don't go off Revolucion by yourself. Actually don't go off Revolucion at all. Only bad stuff happens.icq: 199791893
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I never knew it was so close to CA...How far is TJ from SD? By car I mean.Comment
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Wow. And I was looking forward to my first trip there.Comment
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6. If you do get in trouble with the police, ask them if you have to go to jail or if you could just pay the fine on the spot? They only make about a $400 monthly salary so $30 is enough for them to let you go (They make $0 from taking you to jail). Make sure your spending cash is hidden in your shoe or something but have a wade of 20 $1 bills with a $10 on the outside and that will excite them ennogh to let you go. This has worked 6 times for me.
Cost me 75.00 , 10 years ago ... The motorcycle cop told me a did a prohibited left turn ... I didn't turn, there was no road !!!!
I had a rental Lincoln Town Car ( and I did not know about the Mexican insurrance). He smelled money ... I gave him a bit... better than the jail, then they plant a Kilo in your trunk, blackmail you & your family.
I told him to escort me to the border, which he did... Never will go there again ...I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !
But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....Comment





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