XBIZ Contest Update From WebcamCash!
Ladies and gentlemen, (drum roll please!) join us in giving a hearty congratulations to the lucky two winners of WebcamCash?s esteemed January GFY contest Rob Fuzebox and Douglas Brooker!
Both affiliates will be the lucky recipients of the coveted primo tickets to the fifth annual XBIZ awards show, (for which, we'd like to brag, again, WebcamCash is a proud nominee) being held at the posh Roosevelt Hotel.
Those Lucky Bastards!
These two fortunate souls will not only get to hob knob with the beautiful people of glamorous Hollywood, CA at the show. Later, they, along with their companions, will be whisked off to one of LA?s hottest new restaurants, The Geisha House, for some succulent Japanese cuisine and sexy, divine surroundings.
Our lucky winners will also be able to revel in that glorious California sunshine, and hopefully, get killer tans to bring back as proud mementos of what we know will be an awesome weekend!
The Words That Wowed Us
Here are the winning entries. They made us laugh our butts off so hard, we didn?t even bother to question the legitimacy of them- after all, more often than not, and the truth is stranger than fiction! (And if not it sure made for some interesting reading!)
?This contest entry is to "help overworked Webmaster Douglas Brooker get laid more often....Give now, give often....gifts of "time" rather than USD currency perfectly acceptable....
?I should get the pass because I am the Gandhi of the Smut World. I have one year in as webmaster, and 30 as a consumer. Have not left my room since first commission a year ago. I live in my server. Beam me up, Dwreck! Need?.pussy?.now?Thanks man.?
Brooker
?I met this really hot girl at the Saddle Ranch during the LA show last November... She seemed pretty into me but had to go home with her friends the same old story, but I told her that I was going to the Playboy Mansion the next day and had an extra pass, she agreed to come... Problem is I slept in way past the 3:30pm deadline to claim my second pass and had to stand her up. I got a nasty email from her later that week and I promised I'd come back this February to make it up to her.?
Fuzebox
OK, so they may have gone over the allotted 50 words. But who are we to nit pick? Especially in the case of Fuzebox- far be it for WebcamCash to stand in the way of potential true love! (And in the case of Brooker, if anyone is in need of being sun-kissed, it?d be he of 30 year old indoor pallor!)
So you see, people really do win these things. This contest is just the first of many that WebcamCash plans to bring you this year, so sign up, enter and reap the rewards. And remember, if you don't enter, you can't win!
Ladies and gentlemen, (drum roll please!) join us in giving a hearty congratulations to the lucky two winners of WebcamCash?s esteemed January GFY contest Rob Fuzebox and Douglas Brooker!
Both affiliates will be the lucky recipients of the coveted primo tickets to the fifth annual XBIZ awards show, (for which, we'd like to brag, again, WebcamCash is a proud nominee) being held at the posh Roosevelt Hotel.
Those Lucky Bastards!
These two fortunate souls will not only get to hob knob with the beautiful people of glamorous Hollywood, CA at the show. Later, they, along with their companions, will be whisked off to one of LA?s hottest new restaurants, The Geisha House, for some succulent Japanese cuisine and sexy, divine surroundings.
Our lucky winners will also be able to revel in that glorious California sunshine, and hopefully, get killer tans to bring back as proud mementos of what we know will be an awesome weekend!
The Words That Wowed Us
Here are the winning entries. They made us laugh our butts off so hard, we didn?t even bother to question the legitimacy of them- after all, more often than not, and the truth is stranger than fiction! (And if not it sure made for some interesting reading!)
?This contest entry is to "help overworked Webmaster Douglas Brooker get laid more often....Give now, give often....gifts of "time" rather than USD currency perfectly acceptable....
?I should get the pass because I am the Gandhi of the Smut World. I have one year in as webmaster, and 30 as a consumer. Have not left my room since first commission a year ago. I live in my server. Beam me up, Dwreck! Need?.pussy?.now?Thanks man.?
Brooker
?I met this really hot girl at the Saddle Ranch during the LA show last November... She seemed pretty into me but had to go home with her friends the same old story, but I told her that I was going to the Playboy Mansion the next day and had an extra pass, she agreed to come... Problem is I slept in way past the 3:30pm deadline to claim my second pass and had to stand her up. I got a nasty email from her later that week and I promised I'd come back this February to make it up to her.?
Fuzebox
OK, so they may have gone over the allotted 50 words. But who are we to nit pick? Especially in the case of Fuzebox- far be it for WebcamCash to stand in the way of potential true love! (And in the case of Brooker, if anyone is in need of being sun-kissed, it?d be he of 30 year old indoor pallor!)
So you see, people really do win these things. This contest is just the first of many that WebcamCash plans to bring you this year, so sign up, enter and reap the rewards. And remember, if you don't enter, you can't win!
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