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fuzzylogic · 01-19-2007, 04:51 AM

Astrology and Driving by Correy Putton

Here's an interesting take on why some drivers have all the luck, or more appropriately, "bad luck" on the road. InsuranceHotline.com, a Web site that gives auto insurance quotes, studied 100,000 North American drivers' records from the past six years and found that Libras, Aquarians and Aries are the worst overall signs when it comes to traffic offenses and accidents. Leo, Gemini and Cancer drivers were found to be the best overall.

Interesting? How about a complete "astrological" driver's profile? According to the website, here are the Astrological Signs that had the most influence over drivers, causing them to have the greatest number of tickets and accidents, from worst to best.

Number 1 Worst : Libra - Sept. 23 to Oct. 22 Libra is the "sign of the scales", it craves balance and consensus. Libra doesn't like to make snap decisions. But rush hour traffic is not a time for seeking driver approval, or for being indecisive.

2nd Worst Position : Aquarius - Jan. 20 to Feb. 18 They're impulsive, and ruled by the Planet of speed and rebellion. Aquarians need to get a better grip behind the wheel.

3rd Worst Position : Aries - Mar. 21 to Apr. 19 Its symbol is the ram. Not good a sign to have for avoiding accidents. Aries have a "me first" child-like nature, that drives Aries into trouble.

4th Worst Position : Pisces - Feb. 19 to Mar. 20 This sign enjoys daydreaming. So wake up Pisces, driving in the "real world" requires your complete attention.

5th Worst Position : Scorpio - Oct. 23 to Nov. 21 The scorpion's instinct is to get revenge, and driving is the perfect avenue to vent a little Scorpion road rage. If you pass a Scorpio, plan on being chased.

6th Worst Position : Taurus - Apr. 20 to May 20 The astrological sign for Taurus is the bull. They're stubborn, and have an urge to charge at red lights.

7th Worst Position : Sagittarius - Nov. 22 to Dec. 21 They're risk-takers, but they're experienced risk takers, and know that stunt driving should be left to the professionals. This is a talkative group, and they should consider putting their cell phone down and just driving.

8th Worst Position : Capricorn - Dec. 22 to Jan. 19 Capricorn is goal oriented. They're more concerned about the destination than the journey. They feel that the rules of the road are for other drivers to follow so that Capricorns can get to their destination faster.

9th Worst Position : Virgo - Aug. 23 to Sept. 22 Virgos have a nervous attention to detail. They made the cover of the Car Carma book. They'd be slamming their brakes on to avoid hitting a squirrel, but cause a 10 car pile-up.

3rd Best Position : Cancer - June 21 to July 22 They're homebodies, and consider the roadway of drivers their extended family. But they're a moody group, and would be the ones to honk at you for no reason at all.

2nd Best Position : Gemini - May 21 to June 20 Geminis are the original multi-taskers. They can eat, drink, read the newspaper, shave, or apply make-up all while driving, although this is NOT recommended, even if you're a Gemini. It's the sign of the twins; while one is driving the other co-pilots.

Number 1 Best : Leo - Jul. 23 to Aug. 22 Leo is generous, and comfortable in sharing the roadway. They're known for having a huge ego, which is their driving force to be the best.

"The results are overwhelming, showing drivers of certain astrological signs are prone to getting more tickets, while others seemed destined to have accidents", says Lee Romanov, president of InsuranceHotline.com and author of the book Car Carma.

And there you were thinking that the only thing you might have to be scared of driving next to the monstrous Hummer with the noisy driver in it is the possibility that at any given minute Hummer parts may come crashing into your little Accord in the event of an accident. Now you may also want to consider whether the driver is a hot-headed Aries or a cool Gemini.

Cyndalie · 01-19-2007, 07:20 AM

WOOOHOOO! Go LEO!

mavtaxi · 01-19-2007, 07:46 AM

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kowalsky · 01-19-2007, 08:05 AM

The worst driver that I know if a Leo!!

And by the way, the best driver I have ever seen is me! I am Pisces!! ;)

fuzzylogic · 01-19-2007, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by kowalsky

The worst driver that I know if a Leo!!

And by the way, the best driver I have ever seen is me! I am Pisces!! ;)

i love it when ppl offer personal experieces to prove a generalization wrong

After Shock Media · 01-19-2007, 04:43 PM

dear gawd I hate astrology.

Scott McD · 01-19-2007, 04:46 PM

What a croc of shit !

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here are the Astrological Signs that had the most influence over drivers, causing them to have the greatest number of tickets and accidents,

Oh yeah, so it's nothing to do with the thousands of ways accidents can happen on the roads, it's to do with star signs...

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-19-2007, 05:06 PM

not bad, im a gemini

MsWild · 01-20-2007, 09:34 AM

oh bad...I'm Taurus...

reynold · 01-21-2007, 11:19 PM

Well, if the position of the stars have something to do with driving.

martinsc · 01-21-2007, 11:28 PM

w00t

i am ok then

4Man · 01-22-2007, 10:38 AM

That exist??!?!?!

lusciousness · 01-22-2007, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyndalie

WOOOHOOO! Go LEO!

right on!

01-19-2007, 04:51 AM	#1
fuzzylogic Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: buffalo, las vegas. icq: 285808879 Posts: 4,796	Worst & Best Astrology signs for road driving... Astrology and Driving by Correy Putton Here's an interesting take on why some drivers have all the luck, or more appropriately, "bad luck" on the road. InsuranceHotline.com, a Web site that gives auto insurance quotes, studied 100,000 North American drivers' records from the past six years and found that Libras, Aquarians and Aries are the worst overall signs when it comes to traffic offenses and accidents. Leo, Gemini and Cancer drivers were found to be the best overall. Interesting? How about a complete "astrological" driver's profile? According to the website, here are the Astrological Signs that had the most influence over drivers, causing them to have the greatest number of tickets and accidents, from worst to best. Number 1 Worst : Libra - Sept. 23 to Oct. 22 Libra is the "sign of the scales", it craves balance and consensus. Libra doesn't like to make snap decisions. But rush hour traffic is not a time for seeking driver approval, or for being indecisive. 2nd Worst Position : Aquarius - Jan. 20 to Feb. 18 They're impulsive, and ruled by the Planet of speed and rebellion. Aquarians need to get a better grip behind the wheel. 3rd Worst Position : Aries - Mar. 21 to Apr. 19 Its symbol is the ram. Not good a sign to have for avoiding accidents. Aries have a "me first" child-like nature, that drives Aries into trouble. 4th Worst Position : Pisces - Feb. 19 to Mar. 20 This sign enjoys daydreaming. So wake up Pisces, driving in the "real world" requires your complete attention. 5th Worst Position : Scorpio - Oct. 23 to Nov. 21 The scorpion's instinct is to get revenge, and driving is the perfect avenue to vent a little Scorpion road rage. If you pass a Scorpio, plan on being chased. 6th Worst Position : Taurus - Apr. 20 to May 20 The astrological sign for Taurus is the bull. They're stubborn, and have an urge to charge at red lights. 7th Worst Position : Sagittarius - Nov. 22 to Dec. 21 They're risk-takers, but they're experienced risk takers, and know that stunt driving should be left to the professionals. This is a talkative group, and they should consider putting their cell phone down and just driving. 8th Worst Position : Capricorn - Dec. 22 to Jan. 19 Capricorn is goal oriented. They're more concerned about the destination than the journey. They feel that the rules of the road are for other drivers to follow so that Capricorns can get to their destination faster. 9th Worst Position : Virgo - Aug. 23 to Sept. 22 Virgos have a nervous attention to detail. They made the cover of the Car Carma book. They'd be slamming their brakes on to avoid hitting a squirrel, but cause a 10 car pile-up. 3rd Best Position : Cancer - June 21 to July 22 They're homebodies, and consider the roadway of drivers their extended family. But they're a moody group, and would be the ones to honk at you for no reason at all. 2nd Best Position : Gemini - May 21 to June 20 Geminis are the original multi-taskers. They can eat, drink, read the newspaper, shave, or apply make-up all while driving, although this is NOT recommended, even if you're a Gemini. It's the sign of the twins; while one is driving the other co-pilots. Number 1 Best : Leo - Jul. 23 to Aug. 22 Leo is generous, and comfortable in sharing the roadway. They're known for having a huge ego, which is their driving force to be the best. "The results are overwhelming, showing drivers of certain astrological signs are prone to getting more tickets, while others seemed destined to have accidents", says Lee Romanov, president of InsuranceHotline.com and author of the book Car Carma. And there you were thinking that the only thing you might have to be scared of driving next to the monstrous Hummer with the noisy driver in it is the possibility that at any given minute Hummer parts may come crashing into your little Accord in the event of an accident. Now you may also want to consider whether the driver is a hot-headed Aries or a cool Gemini.

01-19-2007, 07:20 AM	#2
Cyndalie Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cherry Hill, NJ Posts: 3,615	WOOOHOOO! Go LEO! __________________ Cyndalie Marketing Director StoriesTraffic.com

01-19-2007, 08:05 AM	#4
kowalsky Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 2,494	The worst driver that I know if a Leo!! And by the way, the best driver I have ever seen is me! I am Pisces!! ;) __________________ Jimmy Kowalsky www.catchycash.com [email protected] ICQ - 7319094

01-19-2007, 04:43 PM	#6
After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	dear gawd I hate astrology. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

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01-19-2007, 07:46 AM	#3
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