SERIOUS QUESTION: Why do most film directors have beards?

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  • DarkJedi
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    • Feb 2001
    • 28301
    #1

    SERIOUS QUESTION: Why do most film directors have beards?

    Is it like a gentleman's agreement or something? Is it a biological thing - don't even attempt to become a director unless you can grow a substantial amount of facial hair?

    Some of the best ever all had beards - Kubrick, Scorsese, Coppola, Spielberg, Lucas, Attenborough, Cameron (for a while), and the newest members are Mel Gibson and Peter Jackson.

    Why is this?
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    • Deej
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      • Jun 2005
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      #2
      They have better shit to worry about

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        • Jarmusch
           
          • May 2003
          • 12479
          #3
          Saves them time not to shave everyday?

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            • Mutt
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              • Sep 2002
              • 34431
              #4
              it's an affectation - supposed to show that they are a serious artist - shrinks have beards, professor have beards too.
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                • Grapesoda
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                  • Jul 2003
                  • 46238
                  #5
                  why not

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                    • DarkJedi
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                      • Feb 2001
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                      #6
                      Originally posted by Mutt
                      it's an affectation - supposed to show that they are a serious artist - shrinks have beards, professor have beards too.
                      Interesting.

                      My theory is that they are around beautiful people all the time and feel self conscious so they grow beards to hide their faces.

                      They are also sensitive to beauty because of what they do, so their own appearance is hard for them to take.

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                        • BusterBunny
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                          • Aug 2005
                          • 19291
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Mutt
                          it's an affectation - supposed to show that they are a serious artist - shrinks have beards, professor have beards too.
                          Originally posted by DarkJedi
                          Interesting.

                          My theory is that they are around beautiful people all the time and feel self conscious so they grow beards to hide their faces.

                          They are also sensitive to beauty because of what they do, so their own appearance is hard for them to take.
                          its the closest job to being a webmaster there is.....they just sit there all day staring at shit and being dicks.....you just have to catch them on their quarterly grooming session
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                            • notabook
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                              • Apr 2006
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                              #8
                              It's to catch crumbs so they can eat them as snacks later.

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                                • reynold
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                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 51271
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                  Interesting.

                                  My theory is that they are around beautiful people all the time and feel self conscious so they grow beards to hide their faces.

                                  They are also sensitive to beauty because of what they do, so their own appearance is hard for them to take.
                                  Wow, I never thought of this.

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                                    • Catalyst
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                                      • Jun 2003
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                                      #10
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                                        • Orsm
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                                          • Aug 2001
                                          • 252
                                          #11
                                          People with beards have something to hide...
                                          <insert something witty here>

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                                            • 4Man
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                                              • Nov 2006
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                                              #12
                                              It is the fashion...........

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                                                • NoWhErE
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                                                  • Sep 2005
                                                  • 10583
                                                  #13
                                                  There is also the fact that when you're making a movie, you're working 18 to 20 hours a day non-stop. Grooming becomes a luxury more than a necessity more often that not.
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                                                    • Barefootsies
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                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                      • 42635
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                                      Is it like a gentleman's agreement or something? Is it a biological thing - don't even attempt to become a director unless you can grow a substantial amount of facial hair?

                                                      Some of the best ever all had beards - Kubrick, Scorsese, Coppola, Spielberg, Lucas, Attenborough, Cameron (for a while), and the newest members are Mel Gibson and Peter Jackson.

                                                      Why is this?
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                                                        • ffmihai
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                                                          • Jun 2002
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                                                          #15
                                                          they lick too much pussy. its for their sking preotection

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                                                            • Bhunter
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                                                              • Dec 2006
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                                                              #16
                                                              Osama has a beard too.

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                                                                • Klen
                                                                  • Aug 2006
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                                                                  #17
                                                                  Beacuse they dont have time for shaving.

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                                                                    • E$_manager
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                                                                      • Apr 2006
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                                                                      #18
                                                                      Oh! never thought of that.
                                                                      By the way, most of them get fatter with times.
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                                                                        • DarkJedi
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                                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                                          • 28301
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Osama has a beard too.

                                                                          Is he a movie director?

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