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Pathfinder · 07-28-2002, 05:04 PM

Two Jewish men, Sid and Al, were sitting in a Mexican restaurant.
Sid, asked Al. "Are there any Jews in Mexico?"

"I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?"

When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"

"I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No Mexican Jews."

"Are you sure?" Al asked.

"I will check again, sir." the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen.

While he was still gone, Sid said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere."

When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Mexican Jews."

"Are you really sure?" Al asked again. "I cannot believe there are no Mexican Jews."

"Sir, I ask everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have orange jews, prune jews, tomato jews and grape jews, but we don't ever hear of Mexican jews!"

hahmike · 07-28-2002, 05:10 PM

mrthumbs · 07-28-2002, 05:12 PM

That's more of a Porncity joke..

Pathfinder · 07-28-2002, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hahmike
:

Some habits are hard to break.

07-28-2002, 05:04 PM	#1
Pathfinder theking of trailer parks Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Tehachapi, California Posts: 2,277	Joke: Two Jewish men, Sid and Al, were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. Sid, asked Al. "Are there any Jews in Mexico?" "I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?" When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Mexican Jews?" "I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No Mexican Jews." "Are you sure?" Al asked. "I will check again, sir." the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen. While he was still gone, Sid said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere." When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Mexican Jews." "Are you really sure?" Al asked again. "I cannot believe there are no Mexican Jews." "Sir, I ask everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have orange jews, prune jews, tomato jews and grape jews, but we don't ever hear of Mexican jews!"

07-28-2002, 05:10 PM	#2
hahmike So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 2,488	:

07-28-2002, 05:12 PM	#3
mrthumbs salad tossing sig guy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com Posts: 11,702	That's more of a Porncity joke..