Hef is planning to impregnate a girl 1/4 his age - GoFuckYourself.com

DarkJedi · 01-18-2007, 10:55 AM

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/01/hu...ome_oldes.html

Hef a father at 80

Think he'll go to his kid's college graduation when he's 101?

Tom_PM · 01-18-2007, 10:59 AM

That would be awesome. Go, Hef!

hollinator · 01-18-2007, 11:01 AM

"I've accepted he's got three girls living in his mansion, but my mind can't wrap itself around him actually having sex with any of them. The concept is so fantastic it might as well be a banjo-playing mermaid."

ROFL - Although we all know that men well into this age are perfectly capable of having sex, it's still funny. No one wants to really think about it though. And hell, if that's what Holly wants, let her have it!

alexg · 01-18-2007, 11:43 AM

he must be consuming some mad viagra....

salesman · 01-18-2007, 12:36 PM

that was good:
Then the mother will have two diapers to change: Hugh's and the baby's.

Shakula · 01-18-2007, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by alexg

he must be consuming some mad viagra....

Hef wont live long, he will die soon.
Just because he use viagra and has done that for quite some time now.
His heart wont be able to handle more!

isabelllo · 01-18-2007, 12:43 PM

That'll make Holly happy, if how much she talks about wanting kids with Hef on 'The Girls Next Door' is any indication.

I like her.

bareskin · 01-18-2007, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by salesman

that was good:
Then the mother will have two diapers to change: Hugh's and the baby's.

oh my fucking GOD

stev0 · 01-18-2007, 12:45 PM

I think i just threw up a little in my mouth

BigCashCrew · 01-18-2007, 12:47 PM

Good for him. I wish I was one of his sons.

Vendzilla · 01-18-2007, 12:59 PM

good for Hef, Tony Randall had a child at 79 I think

Brad · 01-18-2007, 01:02 PM

i hope i'm still banging when i'm 80.

Sosa · 01-18-2007, 01:04 PM

go go hef!

topshelfdesign · 01-18-2007, 01:08 PM

Fair play to the guy!

Mr. Romance · 01-18-2007, 01:09 PM

To each his own.

Mr. Romance

tranza · 01-18-2007, 01:17 PM

That guys is a god.

DarkJedi · 01-18-2007, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by tranza

That guys is a god.

Far from it.

SxDx · 01-18-2007, 01:20 PM

the man is truly a role model to men everywhere

haha

Huggles · 01-18-2007, 01:31 PM

If you paid those girls what Hef pays them, you could be 80 and banging 3 20-ish blondes too

Nothing special

Dagwolf · 01-18-2007, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by SxDx

the man is truly a role model to men everywhere

haha

I don't know about that, but he's sure left his mark on the world!

Oughta build himself a pyramid...

dooglas · 01-18-2007, 02:09 PM

Holly really wants a baby with him so let's see what happens.

madawgz · 01-18-2007, 02:11 PM

lets see what happens.......

Huggles · 01-18-2007, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by dooglas

Holly really wants a baby with him so let's see what happens.

LOL

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

dissipate · 01-18-2007, 02:14 PM

Hef is pretty close to kickin the bucket, give it another 5-10 years.

TheLegacy · 01-18-2007, 02:56 PM

Hef is living the American dream - if the man so chooses to have a child with someone legal - then who are we to tell him it's right or wrong? society changes as does it's idea of what's right or wrong. Remember only 20 - 30 years ago how wrong it was for a black man to be with a white girl - now it is acceptable.

as long as it is within the law - enjoy the seed spreading Hef - you've earned it

bopha · 01-18-2007, 03:10 PM

Publicity to combat the fact that one of those braindead potato head girls said the show was fake and they can't stand each other and thaht no one shimmy-shams with Hef.

Huggles · 01-18-2007, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by bopha

Publicity to combat the fact that one of those braindead potato head girls said the show was fake and they can't stand each other and thaht no one shimmy-shams with Hef.

Wha??????

Busty · 01-18-2007, 03:13 PM

word on the street is he does all the girls anal only after they are all tested, that way he prevents having to worry about future kids unless he wants them. Inside track since my ex GF is really friendly with 2 of the last live ins, don't kid yourself he is the man, he is getting laid, they are at least a third of his age and less, and did I say, he is the man!

_Richard_ · 01-18-2007, 03:21 PM

feel sorry for the kid, if he has one

R

Lazonby · 01-18-2007, 03:32 PM

I think what makes Playboy seem a little 'uncool' for me is that it is headed by an old man.

timlover · 01-18-2007, 03:37 PM

you should only parent a child if you have a reasonable lifespan to be a functional parent to that child.

sure Hef has lots of money and I'm sure the kid would be well takin care of, but money doesn't replace a father....

I'm only 34 and I have an 8 year old son, and it already tears me up that someday I'm gonna die and not be there anymore for him...

DWB · 01-18-2007, 03:39 PM

Good for him. Shame on the shallow whore that is going to let him do it.

DWB · 01-18-2007, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by TheLegacy

Remember only 20 - 30 years ago how wrong it was for a black man to be with a white girl - now it is acceptable.

Is it?

Shit. Depends on where you ask that question, and who you're asking.

SomeCreep · 01-18-2007, 03:57 PM

Hef is a pimp. I think instead of having a kid with Holly, Hef should just clone himself. That way he can be born again and live another 90 years.

notabook · 01-18-2007, 05:42 PM

That is so unfair to do to a child. Poor kid =\

reynold · 01-18-2007, 09:42 PM

Viagra is really working!

tony286 · 01-18-2007, 09:50 PM

very selfish to have kids that old, for the kid to be without a Dad. Chaplin has him beat I think he had a kid at 82.

SetTheWorldonFire · 01-18-2007, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.Sexbankroll

feel sorry for the kid, if he has one

R

why, you don't think hef will leave him/her anything?

starpimps · 01-18-2007, 10:04 PM

this guy just never stops

bvds · 01-18-2007, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy

Hef is living the American dream - if the man so chooses to have a child with someone legal - then who are we to tell him it's right or wrong? society changes as does it's idea of what's right or wrong. Remember only 20 - 30 years ago how wrong it was for a black man to be with a white girl - now it is acceptable.

as long as it is within the law - enjoy the seed spreading Hef - you've earned it

I agree!

jeffrey · 01-18-2007, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Adult Lounge - Brad

i hope i'm still banging when i'm 80.

banging 20 year olds at that....

She is just doing it for the money probably.
Hope he has a daughter lol

Rochard · 01-18-2007, 11:51 PM

GO HEF! YOUR MY HERO!

Agent 488 · 01-18-2007, 11:51 PM

he's become a parody of a human being.

NaughtyRob · 01-18-2007, 11:53 PM

More power to Hef. I am 41 and just impregnated my 21 yo fiance.

Lazonby · 01-19-2007, 02:45 AM

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Originally Posted by GetNaughty

More power to Hef. I am 41 and just impregnated my 21 yo fiance.

Women who go for older guys always have that 'daddy problem attitude'.

Huggles · 01-19-2007, 07:09 AM

I'm 28 and I thought 21 year old girls were immature... at 41 I couldn't imagine what I would be interested in a 21 year old for, or what I'd have in common with

Ross · 01-19-2007, 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Adult Lounge - Brad

i hope i'm still banging when i'm 80.

Amen to that! Even better I hope I'm still banging a 20 year old at 80!

Ross · 01-19-2007, 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huggles

I'm 28 and I thought 21 year old girls were immature... at 41 I couldn't imagine what I would be interested in a 21 year old for, or what I'd have in common with

It must be a US/Canadian thing then. Come to Europe and you'll notice a big difference. Most 19 year olds here are very mature in my opinion. Of course there is exceptions to the rule but most girls know what they want and go for it very young here. You need to, too much competition to be immature about life over here.

Rhesus · 01-19-2007, 07:30 AM

What a pathetic retard.

E$_manager · 01-19-2007, 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GetNaughty

More power to Hef. I am 41 and just impregnated my 21 yo fiance.

If i had another possibility to built my familly, i'd probably choose a 40 year old father for my children. I think he would have been more responsible to me and children.

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isabelllo Registered User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Ohio Posts: 217	That'll make Holly happy, if how much she talks about wanting kids with Hef on 'The Girls Next Door' is any indication. I like her.

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BigCashCrew Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 3,570	Good for him. I wish I was one of his sons.

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01-18-2007, 02:09 PM	#21
dooglas So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: A Strip Club Posts: 2,068	Holly really wants a baby with him so let's see what happens.

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dissipate The Dirty Frenchman Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Lost Angeles Posts: 8,904	Hef is pretty close to kickin the bucket, give it another 5-10 years.

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TheLegacy SEO Connoisseur Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Brantford, Ontario Posts: 17,111	Hef is living the American dream - if the man so chooses to have a child with someone legal - then who are we to tell him it's right or wrong? society changes as does it's idea of what's right or wrong. Remember only 20 - 30 years ago how wrong it was for a black man to be with a white girl - now it is acceptable. as long as it is within the law - enjoy the seed spreading Hef - you've earned it __________________ SEO Connoisseur Microsoft Teams: Robert Warren SEO Telegram: @TheLegacy54 RobertWarrenSEO.com

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bopha Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 1,882	Publicity to combat the fact that one of those braindead potato head girls said the show was fake and they can't stand each other and thaht no one shimmy-shams with Hef.

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Busty Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: San Diego Posts: 802	word on the street is he does all the girls anal only after they are all tested, that way he prevents having to worry about future kids unless he wants them. Inside track since my ex GF is really friendly with 2 of the last live ins, don't kid yourself he is the man, he is getting laid, they are at least a third of his age and less, and did I say, he is the man! __________________ Busty Amateurs - the original girls and and tons more busty amateurs.

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Lazonby Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,262	I think what makes Playboy seem a little 'uncool' for me is that it is headed by an old man.

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timlover Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 540	you should only parent a child if you have a reasonable lifespan to be a functional parent to that child. sure Hef has lots of money and I'm sure the kid would be well takin care of, but money doesn't replace a father.... I'm only 34 and I have an 8 year old son, and it already tears me up that someday I'm gonna die and not be there anymore for him... __________________

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DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	Good for him. Shame on the shallow whore that is going to let him do it.

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SomeCreep :glugglug Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Where the Wild Things Are Posts: 26,118	Hef is a pimp. I think instead of having a kid with Holly, Hef should just clone himself. That way he can be born again and live another 90 years. __________________ Webair Hosting I use and recommend Webair for hosting.

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tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	very selfish to have kids that old, for the kid to be without a Dad. Chaplin has him beat I think he had a kid at 82.

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