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|  01-18-2007, 11:11 AM | #1 | 
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				 |  ((PICS)) VERY CUTE new office assistant, what do you think?? ((PICS)) What do you think? He's very cute as you can see....   but aside from the wolf whistling at inappropriate moments, there have been a few other problems... Sometimes he hides behind the keyboard to avoid working  He takes really long lunches  And even simple tasks like opening the mail seem to be a challenge  He sometimes is caught lying down on the job....  He's even been known to take naps.  And sometimes his friends show up during work hours...  So what do you think, should I let him stay? 
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|  01-18-2007, 11:14 AM | #2 | 
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				 | So is this why your productivity has gone up recently?  hired help? haha 
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|  01-18-2007, 11:16 AM | #3 | 
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				 | cute bird! 
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|  01-18-2007, 11:17 AM | #4 | 
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				 | yeah, remember this morning when you called "me" on the phone? That was actually him... 
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|  01-18-2007, 11:21 AM | #5 | 
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				 | sooo cute bird... | 
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|  01-18-2007, 11:22 AM | #6 | 
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				 | how is that you didnt die eaten by the parrot? didnt lost a finger or an eye... i dont get it! this is a fake! fake parrot! 
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|  01-18-2007, 11:22 AM | #7 | 
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				 | Lol, nice parot... 
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|  01-18-2007, 11:23 AM | #8 | |
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				 | Quote: 
  
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|  01-18-2007, 11:23 AM | #9 | 
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				 | well don't let him give you any beak! Keep him in line! | 
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|  01-18-2007, 11:43 AM | #10 | 
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				 | Birdifuckaz!   | 
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|  01-18-2007, 12:10 PM | #11 | 
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				 | Teach him how to keep you from being AFK and you can fool everyone to think you are always online. ;) | 
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|  01-18-2007, 12:34 PM | #12 | 
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				 | haha.. nice addition.  What type of salary does he expect? R | 
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|  01-18-2007, 12:56 PM | #13 | 
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				 | Great looking bird..they can be quite the rascal sometimes 
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|  01-18-2007, 01:18 PM | #14 | 
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				 | cute bird   
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|  01-18-2007, 01:33 PM | #16 | 
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				 | Very Cute   | 
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|  01-18-2007, 01:36 PM | #17 | 
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				 | That was great. I love birds. I'm hoping to get an African Grey here one of these days. And nice story line  
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|  01-18-2007, 01:36 PM | #18 | 
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				 | What a cute little bugger!  I hope you have an awesome retirement program set up for him seeing that he could outlive Methuselah.  
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|  01-18-2007, 01:51 PM | #19 | 
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				 | It seems you got some precious helping force there | 
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|  01-18-2007, 02:00 PM | #20 | 
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				 | he works for peanuts (wow that was bad) 
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|  01-18-2007, 02:08 PM | #21 | 
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				 | Very...My girlfriend has 2 just like that...ONe with just one leg acutally. Mr. Romance 
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|  01-18-2007, 03:54 PM | #22 | 
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				 | aww. I have a cockatiel that's missing most of his toes. He still gets around OK though. 
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|  01-18-2007, 04:19 PM | #23 | 
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				 | Cute little looking birdie   | 
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|  01-18-2007, 04:25 PM | #24 | 
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				 | It is cute   
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|  01-18-2007, 04:40 PM | #25 | 
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|  01-18-2007, 06:28 PM | #26 | 
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				 | I like them... Fresh meat... | 
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|  01-18-2007, 06:35 PM | #27 | 
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				 | I can't handle bird noise. | 
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|  01-18-2007, 06:43 PM | #28 | 
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				 | I want her too 
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|  01-18-2007, 06:48 PM | #29 | 
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				 | I used to have a Hahn's Macaw that looked alot like your bird. Was very sweet and playful, but would get upset and start squawking loudly whenever I left the office. That got real old after a few months and I ended up giving him to a friend who had built an avitorium in a spare room and had three other small parrots. So now my bird has plenty of love & attention and 3 other birds to play with... and has a whole room to stay in, instead of having to be put back in his cage every evening. | 
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|  01-18-2007, 06:50 PM | #30 | 
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				 | ugh this thread is useless without boobies  
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|  01-18-2007, 08:15 PM | #31 | 
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				 | heh, cute little bird   
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|  01-18-2007, 08:28 PM | #32 | 
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				 |    lmAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 
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|  01-18-2007, 08:28 PM | #33 | 
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				 | A cute bird! With Superman, too! | 
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|  01-18-2007, 08:32 PM | #34 | 
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				 | awww looks like you love your birdie!! hes very cute!! | 
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|  01-18-2007, 08:34 PM | #35 | 
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				 | what a cute assistant you got there...   
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|  01-18-2007, 09:50 PM | #36 | 
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				 | hehe.. cute birdie...what we have right now are love birds. they multiply so fast that they can almost occupy the whole house...lol 
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|  01-18-2007, 09:51 PM | #37 | 
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				 | what a cute bird, I hear they are great pets. | 
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|  01-18-2007, 11:28 PM | #38 | 
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				 | well he's read this thread and now he's got an ego about how cute he is. 
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