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Silly Guy · 01-31-2007, 06:12 PM

This is the big launch of transearly.net

English to German Translations!

TAP INTO THE MARKET OF 55 Million German Speakers on the NET,

Only 11% of them speak ENGLISH!

Get your Site translated by a bilingual:

SE optimised keyword based translations, descriptions or blog entries.

The first 5 people to get in touch get up to 150 words of text translated for
FREE!

chris at transearly.net

ICQ: 398 165 642

WEBSITE COMING TOMORROW

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Silly Guy · 01-31-2007, 06:16 PM

i am serious!

MrSmiles25 · 01-31-2007, 06:18 PM

Fuck the Germans. Germans are freeloading mother fuckers and never spend moeny on porn.

You would have better luck setting up French to Eskimo translation services.

Silly Guy · 01-31-2007, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrSmiles25

Fuck the Germans. Germans are freeloading mother fuckers and never spend moeny on porn.

You would have better luck setting up French to Eskimo translation services.

uh you might be wrong there,

Germany is the 2nd biggest market for porn after the US...

big money to be had! go figure!

StarkReality · 01-31-2007, 06:23 PM

The problem with german is that they don't have credit cards, at least they are not that common over there...and with this direct debit stuff chargebacks go through the roof.

Silly Guy · 01-31-2007, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StarkReality

The problem with german is that they don't have credit cards, at least they are not that common over there...and with this direct debit stuff chargebacks go through the roof.

credit cards are not really that rare , direct debit is an option but
pay by phone, one of the biggest ways to pay for them!

Silly Guy · 01-31-2007, 06:33 PM

first FREE translation has been taken by a good looking affiliate program

Silly Guy · 01-31-2007, 06:47 PM

4 translations to go!

Silly Guy · 02-01-2007, 12:14 PM

now 3 left!

L-Pink · 02-01-2007, 12:20 PM

Test:

Translate "Please pee on me"

Silly Guy · 02-01-2007, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Test:

Translate "Please pee on me"

se optimised?

twan · 02-01-2007, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrSmiles25

Fuck the Germans. Germans are freeloading mother fuckers and never spend moeny on porn.

A huge percentage of my blocked flooders come from germany.

MOxxx · 02-01-2007, 02:14 PM

what kind of experience do you have in translating documents?

djroof · 02-01-2007, 02:15 PM

Good luck with this!

Silly Guy · 02-01-2007, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MOxxx

what kind of experience do you have in translating documents?

While working for a fortune 500 company I did most translations for the german headquarters. The documents I worked on included internal and external company announcements, marketing descriptions, contracts and product handbooks.

Silly Guy · 02-01-2007, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by djroof

Good luck with this!

well thank you

ae-sc · 02-02-2007, 03:56 PM

those mother fuckers like it fuckin hard you know. mmmmmmmmm

Silly Guy · 02-02-2007, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ae-sc

those mother fuckers like it fuckin hard you know. mmmmmmmmm

definitely a dirty bunch

germ · 02-02-2007, 04:05 PM

germans love teh scats.

Silly Guy · 02-02-2007, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by germ

germans love teh scats.

not just scat...but yes they do

Silly Guy · 02-10-2007, 10:34 AM

ok been having a bit of trouble with my website

I hope it will be up before monday

now 2 free translations left!

Silly Guy · 02-10-2007, 05:47 PM

honestly

Violetta · 02-10-2007, 07:58 PM

I hit you up on icq, but you seem offline?

MOxxx · 02-10-2007, 08:29 PM

well if you guys are not happy with German we can do translations into more than 25 other languages.....

And from German,Spanish,Italian,French into 10 languages...

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 02-10-2007, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrSmiles25

You would have better luck setting up French to Eskimo translation services.

Hey, stay out of my niche or just by coincidence my friends Pierre and Nanook may visit your igloo and try to persuade you to not translate French to Eskimo...

ADG Webmaster

Violetta · 02-11-2007, 11:47 AM

Nice, thanks for the deal!

bobby666 · 02-11-2007, 12:58 PM

wos is den des do fiar a komischa dred??

Mike Semen · 02-11-2007, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silly Guy

While working for a fortune 500 company I did most translations for the german headquarters. The documents I worked on included internal and external company announcements, marketing descriptions, contracts and product handbooks.

SAP? ....

Silly Guy · 02-12-2007, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockatansky

Nice, thanks for the deal!

very nice dealing with you

you'll have it ready to go by tomorrow!

Silly Guy · 02-12-2007, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobby666

wos is den des do fiar a komischa dred??

des is koa komischa dred des is a bizenez dred!

Silly Guy · 02-12-2007, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Semen

SAP? ....

no, it was an american company...i worked for their german headquarters

DutchTeenCash · 02-12-2007, 05:26 PM

spitze

Silly Guy · 02-12-2007, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DutchTeenCash

spitze

i know you speak german but you must be very busy...

need some very competitively priced translations?

96ukssob · 02-12-2007, 05:39 PM

pretty cool idea, but i didnt get the same, or nearly close to US roi when I did this. brought in some traffic for a blog site, but then again, not everyone speaks english which is what a US/UK sponsor will be in

Lykos · 02-12-2007, 06:53 PM

it could be good idea,probably profitable!

Lykos · 02-12-2007, 06:54 PM

it could be good idea,probably profitable!

KrisKross · 02-12-2007, 09:59 PM

Can you give us an example of a site with both German and English that you've translated?

Silly Guy · 02-13-2007, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69

pretty cool idea, but i didnt get the same, or nearly close to US roi when I did this. brought in some traffic for a blog site, but then again, not everyone speaks english which is what a US/UK sponsor will be in

good point...of course the tours you send these people on should be in their language too...and of course the payment options should be to their liking

germans do of course have credit cards

but they do like paying via phone charge(gives them about 4 weeks until they have to pay the phone bill)

and of course by direct debit(if i rememer right nubiles for example does this via ccbill)

Silly Guy · 02-13-2007, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lykos

it could be good idea,probably profitable!

i totally agree

Silly Guy · 02-13-2007, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrisKross

Can you give us an example of a site with both German and English that you've translated?

As of yet there are no sites I have translated. I used to work for a mainstream company until 2 years ago

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silly Guy

While working for a fortune 500 company I did most translations for the german headquarters. The documents I worked on included internal and external company announcements, marketing descriptions, contracts and product handbooks.

I have translated tours for people in the past 5 years

but I have no idea who(board names) ordered them and if they are online at all

As I'm back at Uni now I'm just starting to get serious about this.

Please do try and test me (1 free translation left)

-SECCO- · 02-13-2007, 02:19 PM

I hitted you up on icq about your post on the sell and buy...waiting

DBS.US · 02-13-2007, 02:25 PM

Silly Guy · 02-13-2007, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DBS.US

that is not funny, honestly

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