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they call that the double big mac here.
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damn I'm hungry now!
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Hahaha.. ADG.. I loved Clerks 2
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Meat looks not very tasty
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I'd eat that up :)
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Jay: That guy's being awfully forward with that donkey. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Randal Graves: You're the one in the bestiality business. Sexy Stud: Hey fucko! We like to call it inter-species erotica. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dante Hicks: What were you thinking? A fucking donkey show? Randal Graves: It was your going-away present! Dante Hicks: It sure was, I just didn't think I'd be going away to prison! Sexy Stud: Hey boys. You can't be imprisoned for watching an interspecies sex act. You guys will walk. The most I'll get is a fine for animal abuse and a lot of disgusted looks from asswipe conservatives who can't appreciate sexual exploration. [Sits down] Sexy Stud: I miss my donkey. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Randal Graves: Since when did 'porch monkey' become a racial slur? Dante Hicks: Since ignorant rednecks started saying it a hundred years ago. Randal Graves: 'Porch monkey' is something my grandmother use to call me because I use to sit on the porch all day looking at the neighbors. Dante Hicks: That's like calling someone a "kike". Did you ever think that your grandmother was a racist? Randal Graves: No way. She had the utmost respect for the Jewish community. She use to tell me to be nice to the Jewish kids or else they'd put the sheeny curse on me. Dante Hicks: WHAT THE FUCK!? Randal Graves: What!? Dante Hicks: Sheeny is a racial term for Jewish people. Your grandmother was a racist. Randal Graves: My grandmother was not a racist! Wait... Now that I think of it. She did refer to a broken bottle as a "nig-a knife" once. Maybe my grandmother was kind of a racist. Dante Hicks: You think? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wife: Did he say 'cock stain'? What the hell is a cock stain? Husband: That must be some white freaky stuff. White guys get white women to do anything. You want me to give you a cock stain later on? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jay: Yo, you guys are gonna miss this shit! The big guy's gonna cornhole that ass! With his weiner! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Randal Graves: You can't get a chick ya mook. You're too weird and sad. Elias: [gets angry] I turn down chicks left and right. Randal Graves: Your chicks are your *left and right*. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dante Hicks: You wouldn't wanna be with a girl with an oversized clit? Randal Graves: No! 'cause the next stop is a guy with an undersized dick! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Randal Graves: Emma, are you like this because you have an oversized clit? Emma: You just HAD to tell him, didn't you? Dante Hicks: It kind of came out one day! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Teen #1: You holding? Jay: Shit, everything except coke, heroin, and your cock! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Randal Graves: Becks, I'm sure you've given a blowjob before, right? Becky: ...I haven't even put my purse down! Randal Graves: That's a yes. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Randal Graves: Well I don't wanna jerk off in the Mooby's bathroom. What if a customer comes in and my jerkin' off gets him all sex nuts and retard strong, and suddenly I'm fighting him off as he tries to jam my dick in his mouth? Dante Hicks: The most likeliest of scenarios. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Becky: Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass to mouth. Randal Graves: I knew it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Randal Graves: [After the Quick Stop is burned down] Terrorists? [Dante looks at him in disbelief] Randal Graves: I left the coffee pot on again, didn't I? [Dante nods yes] Randal Graves: Shit! Now where am I gonna take chicks to fuck when my mom's home? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Randal Graves: Seventeen year olds nowadays are crazy. They're up for anything. They even like it when you go ass to mouth. Dante Hicks: You never go ass to mouth, Randal. Randal Graves: You sound like my mom. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Randal Graves: What's the point of having an internet connection if your not using it to look up weird fucked up pictures of dirty sex you'd never have yourself? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jay: Sometimes I wish I'd done a little more with my life instead of just hanging out in front of places. Maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and shit. Or maybe be an astronaut. Go into space and shit. Be the first to find a new alien lifeform... and fuck it. People would be, like, "There he goes. Homeboy fucked a martian once." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Randal Graves: That look was so gay, I thought Sam was gonna tell the little Hobbits to go for a walk so he could saunter over to Frodo and suck his fucking cock. Now *that* would have been an Academy Award-worthy ending. Hobbit Lover: Hey, faggot! They're not gay. They're hobbits. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jay: [dancing to "Goodbye, Horses"] Would you fuck me?... I'd fuck me... I'd fuck me hard... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The DVD should be great... ADG Webmaster |
damn..that looks like my meal for the whole day! :1orglaugh
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50 artery clogging McFuggets...
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Do they not have that in USA yet?
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Delicious but I couldn't eat all that:)
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We have them here. They are called "double big macs"
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Now I've found a special about it. Good stuff, good stuff.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xQnu1k_n_mw |
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