FACT: Manual transmissions are not safe, and here's why:

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  • DarkJedi
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    • Feb 2001
    • 28301
    #1

    FACT: Manual transmissions are not safe, and here's why:

    You have two hands, one is for your cell phone and one is for your cigarette and beer. Clearly, having to shift is not a safe driving situation.

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    • mortenb
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2004
      • 2203
      #2
      Make your ho hold your cell and beer and cigarette.. i will never buy a car with an automatic transmission, it takes all the fun out of driving..

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        • MattO
          The O is for Oohhh
          • Feb 2003
          • 10861
          #3
          That's what Bluetooth and straws are for.

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            • Peaches
              Old broad
              • Oct 2002
              • 13933
              #4
              I actually wanted my son to have a manual when he turned 16 BECAUSE it makes you pay more attention to driving. But I got too sweet a deal on an automatic Maxima to pass it up

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                • DarkJedi
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                  • Feb 2001
                  • 28301
                  #5
                  Originally posted by MattO
                  That's what Bluetooth and straws are for.

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                    • woj
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                      • Jul 2002
                      • 47882
                      #6
                      Originally posted by mortenb
                      Make your ho hold your cell and beer and cigarette.. i will never buy a car with an automatic transmission, it takes all the fun out of driving..
                      yea, same here, but everyone now a days drives an automatic, hard to find a manual for sale...
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                        • BSleazy
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 6721
                          #7
                          That's why I bought one of these

                          icq 156131086

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                            • Peaches
                              Old broad
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 13933
                              #8
                              When I was taking classes on campus Tonda always seemed to call me when I was driving the Wrangler with manual AND pulling up to Wendy's so I had to shift, talk (no bluetooth - well, I have it but I can't find the headset), AND manually roll down the window. THAT'S agility

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                                • SleazyDream
                                  I'm here for SPORT
                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 41470
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by MattO
                                  That's what Bluetooth and straws are for.

                                  someone doesn't have a bitch in the copilot seat to handle these things
                                  This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                  Now read without the word dog.

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                                    • Peaches
                                      Old broad
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 13933
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                      someone doesn't have a bitch in the copilot seat to handle these things
                                      I have two bitches who ride with me in the Wrangler, but without opposable thumbs, they are somewhat limited

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                                        • Violetta
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                                          • Jul 2004
                                          • 28735
                                          #11
                                          manuall all the way for me... automatic is for 80 year olds who cant hold their drinks, type sms', jerk off and shift while driving..
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                                            • Brad
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jan 2007
                                              • 2510
                                              #12
                                              learn to multitask. you have a cup holder or between you legs for your beer, a shoulder and ear for you phone, a knee for steering if you need and a hand to make the shifts. That still leavs an extra hand to do whtever you want. Oh i forgort the smoke...that goes in your mouth. if slash can play guitar and smoke and chad smith can play the drums and smoke, etc. then I'm sure you can drive and smoke too.

                                              ps. Automatic makes driving boring as hell.
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                                                • MattO
                                                  The O is for Oohhh
                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                  • 10861
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                  someone doesn't have a bitch in the copilot seat to handle these things
                                                  She hasn't mastered food service while giving a blowjob... yet.

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                                                    • NoWhErE
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Sep 2005
                                                      • 10583
                                                      #14
                                                      The downside of having a manual car is everytime I need to shift, I need to ask the hooker to stop blowing me for a sec so I can reach the gear shift
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                                                        • Cyndalie
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                          • 3615
                                                          #15
                                                          You forgot one point. Having to shift in the middle of getting a BJ while driving is very inconvenient.

                                                          (haha, jinx)
                                                          Cyndalie
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