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Crasy Bitch 01-16-2007 04:47 PM

congrats :thumbsup come back after you get to 2000 chicks ok

Rhesus 01-16-2007 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big_D (Post 11741306)
ya know, i expected a comment back to me exactly like that, ive been married, ive known real love, but guess what, i prefer more pussy than real love, it all goes back to a matter of opinion, and as I said before, I really could give a shit about yours or anyone else's for that matter. Not that I'm not appreciative from the numerous congrats ive got from my fellow gfyers.

On another note pal, since that "beefy" picture was taken of me about oh 3 1/2 months ago, ive dropped like 30 lbs, and i do have the pics to back it up.

So sit there near your perfect weight and your "true love" and dis all you want, but I know that I do have my fellow supporters in the cause of slaying as much of the pink ride with the slide as possible.

Hahaha what a pathetic loser trying to prove himself! Anyway, I'm off, as I'm kind of embarrassed to be arguing with idiots like you and your fellow whoremongers in this thread.

DWB 01-16-2007 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhesus (Post 11741267)
You're obviously very insecure too. Damn, what a pathetic loser. The reason I always flame so much is that I find behaviour by people (or is it animals) like you very unjust towards others (such as Thai).

Rhesus, I've missed you. When are you going to meet me in Cambodia to bareback fuck some sex slaves in the ass? You've been saying for a while now that you can't wait to do it. Just act on it man, you will feel much better about yourself.

Big D... Rhesus likes to rear his head with his holier than thou attitude to bash anyone who enjoys paying for sex. The more you reply, the more he comes at you. It's best to just e-mail him photos (at the addy in his sig) of Thai teen trannys sucking off old men. He likes that.

DWB 01-16-2007 04:50 PM

BTW.. Rhesus, you have mail.

ronbotx 01-16-2007 04:51 PM

Although you're 23 , you have the maturity level of a thirteen year old.
Your life seems to be directed by your dick, rather than your brain.

You're a stud with such a great personality, yet can't keep a wife or a steady girlfriend interested. You talk about attending "college parties" , but I see no mention of any degree. Try putting "I banged a hundred hoes" on your resume, and see what that gets you.

Yawn...:sleep ; I'm underwhelmed.

beerdude 01-16-2007 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by beerdude (Post 11741296)
Make this a proof fact thread start taking a pic of each one .
Or hell start the video porn and at least make something of these conquests, other then the standard nutsak release. Any one can do that with their right hand Any one can go to thailand and do a hundred in a few days or weeks step it up monitize this action.

On a whim im deciding to qoute myself after which I will begin talking to myself To much Beer.

DWB 01-16-2007 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big_D (Post 11741150)
condom every time, i may be in the biz, but im not into creampies

I heard red heads can't get HIV from Thai whores. You're in the clear. :thumbsup

Sosa 01-16-2007 04:55 PM

haha livin life

LiveDose 01-16-2007 04:58 PM

Congrats, I guess.

I don't know how many chicks I've tapped in 35 years but it's many. I stopped counting...

beerdude 01-16-2007 04:59 PM

I give oh wise player whats your secret, how do you do the things you do.
Is their one technique that stands out above the rest.

Big_D 01-16-2007 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 11741338)
Rhesus, I've missed you. When are you going to meet me in Cambodia to bareback fuck some sex slaves in the ass? You've been saying for a while now that you can't wait to do it. Just act on it man, you will feel much better about yourself.

Big D... Rhesus likes to rear his head with his holier than thou attitude to bash anyone who enjoys paying for sex. The more you reply, the more he comes at you. It's best to just e-mail him photos (at the addy in his sig) of Thai teen trannys sucking off old men. He likes that.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

Especially the following thread with "youve got mail"

DWB, how you been bro, shit treating you good? I'm not worried about it. Shit makes me laugh. Ive really gotta say this tho man, he hasnt been here, he doesnt know the culture. I will admit as I have done previously in this thread, I have paid for a probably 15% of my fucks in thailand. I havent paid for probably about month and half. If nobody believes me, cool, i know whats going on in my life and thats all that matters. Besides, I always keep my regulars. It's simple, go to the club, get fucked up, dance with a bitch, have her drive you home on her motorbike, fuck her brains out, say goodbye n the morning.

OHHH shit DWB, forgot to tell you I got a sugar mamma too now. She owns her own beerbar, got her at the disco that will remain nameless, but she is 28 and fuckin craves muh cock. Brings me my favored chicken fried rice around 2am about three nights a week, bangs me and is out the door back to her boyfriend. I occasionally visit the bar for the free brews that follow. I mean I can afford em, but why not take em if there free.

beerdude 01-16-2007 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big_D (Post 11741397)
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

Especially the following thread with "youve got mail"

DWB, how you been bro, shit treating you good? I'm not worried about it. Shit makes me laugh. Ive really gotta say this tho man, he hasnt been here, he doesnt know the culture. I will admit as I have done previously in this thread, I have paid for a probably 15% of my fucks in thailand. I havent paid for probably about month and half. If nobody believes me, cool, i know whats going on in my life and thats all that matters. Besides, I always keep my regulars. It's simple, go to the club, get fucked up, dance with a bitch, have her drive you home on her motorbike, fuck her brains out, say goodbye n the morning.

OHHH shit DWB, forgot to tell you I got a sugar mamma too now. She owns her own beerbar, got her at the disco that will remain nameless, but she is 28 and fuckin craves muh cock. Brings me my favored chicken fried rice around 2am about three nights a week, bangs me and is out the door back to her boyfriend. I occasionally visit the bar for the free brews that follow. I mean I can afford em, but why not take em if there free.

Iv dreamed of thailand what is it like. You are making me depressed i did not stake out my unfortune their.
Are you in pattaya?

Big_D 01-16-2007 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ronbotx (Post 11741350)
Although you're 23 , you have the maturity level of a thirteen year old.
Your life seems to be directed by your dick, rather than your brain.

You're a stud with such a great personality, yet can't keep a wife or a steady girlfriend interested. You talk about attending "college parties" , but I see no mention of any degree. Try putting "I banged a hundred hoes" on your resume, and see what that gets you.

Yawn...:sleep ; I'm underwhelmed.

I took four years in the navy over college, can go to college if i want on my GI Bill and 40k bonus for my college fund for the rate that I had if I truly wanted to, and I probably have more certifications and college credits that you could ever posses.

As far as banging a hundred hoes on a resume? well I have a feeling that it would give me a bump up on many of the availble positions right here on this board. But I have to say, I'm quite comfortable with my current employment.

Herb Kornfield 01-16-2007 05:06 PM

Sounds like the cuddle hustle does work

beerdude 01-16-2007 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big_D (Post 11741427)
I took four years in the navy over college, can go to college if i want on my GI Bill and 40k bonus for my college fund for the rate that I had if I truly wanted to, and I probably have more certifications and college credits that you could ever posses.

As far as banging a hundred hoes on a resume? well I have a feeling that it would give me a bump up on many of the availble positions right here on this board. But I have to say, I'm quite comfortable with my current employment.

Dont ignore my posts help the unwise teach me your wisdom. ohh great one

Big_D 01-16-2007 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beerdude (Post 11741476)
Dont ignore my posts help the unwise teach me your wisdom. ohh great one

haha, beerdude, hit me on icq, im bored anyway, got that insomnia shit again.

15651851

later bro

beerdude 01-16-2007 05:24 PM

Well god dam its about time but unfortunetly for me i fucn uninstalled icq last week will install it tommarow and try again thanks for reply finally.


Time for you fuc ers to learn cadence

Up came a monkey from the coconut grove
He was a mean mamma jamma you can tell by his clothes
Ripp stop camo's and a black beret
This lil monkey was here to play
Line a hundred sailors up against a wall
bet a hundred dollars he can whoop em all...

Big_D 01-16-2007 05:27 PM

haha, so exactly how much beer have you had so far?

$5 submissions 01-16-2007 05:29 PM

I like your blog approach. Focuses on the strengths of the episodic nature of blogging. Although you write in a very personal style, the wide niche coverage of your blog probably would lend itself better to "raw amateur" type sites or voyeur sites. Regardless, it looks great and I wish you the best.

qwe 01-16-2007 05:33 PM

not bad :pimp

Big_D 01-16-2007 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions (Post 11741513)
I like your blog approach. Focuses on the strengths of the episodic nature of blogging. Although you write in a very personal style, the wide niche coverage of your blog probably would lend itself better to "raw amateur" type sites or voyeur sites. Regardless, it looks great and I wish you the best.

Thanks man, thats much appreciated.

lazycash 01-16-2007 05:36 PM

I've got no problem with bangin 100 chicks, however, the fact that you've kept count is bothersome. Is the reason you got a divorce really about your wife, or does your infidelity have anything to do with it?

beerdude 01-16-2007 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big_D (Post 11741508)
haha, so exactly how much beer have you had so far?

oNLY 3 OR 5 TONIGHT

Big_D 01-16-2007 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 11741546)
I've got no problem with bangin 100 chicks, however, the fact that you've kept count is bothersome. Is the reason you got a divorce really about your wife, or does your infidelity have anything to do with it?


indeed it was the wife, you havent lived with that bitch. When you work your ass off in the Navy and send home the money for bills to be paid and come home to fucked up credit and debt as big as it can get you tend to get pissed off. Then following that matter, the distance grew as i got home and truly realized the mistake in her immaturity as a human being I had made.

why I kept count, I have no idea, but i am full of all sorts of weird shit that I do. Everyone is.

buddyjuf 01-16-2007 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big_D (Post 11740742)
I'm 23. To some of you it may be disgusting, to others, i appreciate the read. I just thought I would let everyone know after i bang three more girls i will have banged 100 chicks in my life.

For some of you, "cough" "talent" "cough", its not a big deal, but for others, including myself it is.

Through High school i was a dork of all dorks. Went to class, smoked pot, went home to my computer and basicly learned whatever i could related to the internet and computers with the assistance of a substantial amount of jolt cola.

However, I guess time in the navy and the numerous college parties I attended paid off and my personality and crave for social endeveors have increased substantialy.

My x-wife (official dec 5) was the 9th slut I banged in my life. If any of you have read previous posts of mine, I recently got a divorce because of her inability to control her urges online, fuckin myspace. Anyhoot, I went off the deep end, and basicly started whoring it. Before moving to my current residence, i banged like 15 girls in a couple of months. Then I came out of my shell and since that time have railed 73 girls in 4.5 months time.

I've got a great life, a great job, great friends, and I love where I am at with my work. I know if I dedicate myself my future is endless. That and its five am here and I have nothing else to talk about. On that note, I'm out. Hope you enjoyed the read.

where the hell did you find 73 girls in 4.5 months? LOL

Vick! 01-16-2007 06:02 PM

lol .. you were counting dammit?

Psycho_x 01-16-2007 06:20 PM

I remember back when I hit 100. Congrats.

Young 01-16-2007 06:28 PM

This thread is gay. I know I'm well north of 100 and I couldn't name 20 of them.

What do you write this shit in a diary or something?

Sinners_ab 01-16-2007 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big_D (Post 11740878)
...The beauty of it is that I have dropped 40lbs since internext in florida so I'm not lookin to shabby lately...

Was that before or after the photo you posted above?

a1ka1ine 01-16-2007 10:26 PM

awesome example of a great marketing thread! start a subject 50% people will strongly agree and 50% strongly disagree and boom this thread will be front page for a long time!

congrats on the high number and the thread :P

personally im on around 60, and tbh a little ashamed of it, would rather have just had a few good ones and then one awesome one that im still with!

Doctor Dre 01-16-2007 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyDanza (Post 11741180)
73 girls in 4 months isint bad... id be out of a job though if tahts all I banged.. hahaha also dood look where you live.. thailand... every time I travel to thailand we turn and burn... nail as many as possiable in a day without getting the burn... my record is pretty good so far only beattin by one person... I asay keep up the good work and try to make it a different girl every night.. I have been doing that since 01 different girl every night of the week sometimes 2 I have taken a few weeks off here and there.. but my number stands at avg of bangin a girl a day 7 days a week since jan1 2001

When will you bang kimbo's head ?

Doctor Dre 01-16-2007 10:44 PM

BTW if you don't give a shit about what people think, why are you posting this ?
Dunno how many chicks I banged in my life... didn't count. Because I really don't give a shit :)

smokingdawn 01-16-2007 11:04 PM

That is so sad..lol Kid's today..lol

KrisKross 01-16-2007 11:12 PM

If you were smart, you'd have got it all on tape and made a site. But instead, you got the clap.

Sucks to be you.

martinsc 01-16-2007 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornopete (Post 11740858)
How much did that cost you?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Paraskass 01-16-2007 11:20 PM

Stupid idiot thinks condoms make him invincible.

BitAudioVideo 01-16-2007 11:31 PM

i only banged one this week, but she had 73 orgasms.

Wagerboy 01-17-2007 12:00 AM

i'd post your after pic to shut these haters up...keep bangin them whores!

Contra 01-17-2007 12:14 AM

All those chicks and the best picture you can post is of your own fat pale ass. If you?re working an angle, posting samples of the girls would be better.

If I wanted to see nasty love handles I look at my own.:(

TexasDreams 01-17-2007 12:22 AM

Congrats on your future of venereal diseases. I hope that what you get is even curable. :Oh crap


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