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Join Date: Nov 2002
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Mid sex and the phone rings.. What do you do?
I was waiting for a really important call so I ran for the phone. Now i suck...
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get voicemail?
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The one and only!
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if its important get it. you can always fuck later.
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depends on who's calling
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depends how important the phone call was, if it's pretty important, you can always fuck her later...
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It's coming look busy
Join Date: Mar 2001
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Mental note - I do not want to ever call slapass out of fear of him having a raging hardon when answering the phone.
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Babemeister
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I let the secretary answer it...after all,it is her job.
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i guess if it's an important call that you are expecting then you have to answer it. But it better be real important if you ask me. But, itsn't that what caller id is for?
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I take the call and don't stop the sex
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What if she's the person that you're banging?
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I was fucking Perrie and the phone went. She answered while I continued to fuck her. It was my ex-fuck buddy ... Perrie took delight in letting her know I was busy ;)
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Babemeister
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#13 |
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Turn off the damn phone!
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#14 |
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I always get the phone, just make the girl go on top while u talk its the hottest thing ever.
Also getting head while on the phone. Amazing |
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If the call you're waiting for is that important, delay the sex. If it isn't, unplug the phone before you start.
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In Tushy Land
Join Date: Oct 2002
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well it matters if the girl was worth a shit or not
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I'd treat it the same way as I do when the phone rings when I'm in the shower or on the toilet... let the fucker ring. If its important, they will call back, or leave a message. I can always check caller ID and call them back to.
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I stop having sex and look who is calling and say something like "oh it's fucking Fred!" and then continue sex.
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i likes em freaky
i would pull the phone outta my girl's twat and see who is calling....
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If the main phone rings - ignore
If my wife's cell phone rings FIVE SECONDS after the first one stops - she better answer it cos it's going to be her lovely mother asking where she is and why she didn't answer |
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I AM WEB 2.0
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I ususally have my phone on vibrate so i put it on my balls so i can cum quicker and answer the call.
That way everyone ends up happy. |
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My ex-gf use to love to keep fucking me when I would answer the phone during sex. For some reason it turned her on to just ride me while I was talking and not giving a fuck about her. Girls are weird huh?
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That's what answering machines are for
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Yup, answering machine. If it's important, the caller will leave a message and I can call back 15 minutes later...I'd hate to interrupt sex for some telemarketer.
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Fuck that, let it ring.
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#26 |
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i really dont know what i would do
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If it was your wife i would just let the phone ring
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Agreed. The most important is when a friend wants his girlfriend back. lol
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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I see this on TV all the time. Guy is getting it on with his woman, then the phone rings and the idiot just HAS to answer it. Nothing, repeat NOTHING is more important than finishing what you started. I don't care if it's the fucking president of upchuckistan calling to tell me to duck 'cause he just sent forty nukes flying towards my city, when it's go time it's go time.
Leave a fucking message, if your sorry ass is worth it I'll call you back. No one interrupts the big bang. No one. You phone answering idiots need to get your priorities straight. And before you say it, shut up. There ARE no "what if's". :D
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#32 |
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Put another way.... When you're too old to fuck anymore it isn't the missed phonecalls you're going to regret not answering, it's all those times you could have been fucking but instead chose to run your yap on the phone that you'll regret.
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