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  • Libertine
    sex dwarf
    • May 2002
    • 17860
    #1

    Fuck!

    I think I just nearly killed myself accidentally....
    Wanted to take the laundry out of the machine, forgot to pull out the elctric thingy...ouch! It felt like I got hit by a huge sledgehammer on my whole right arm and chest...
    Damn, I'm still trembling...
    /(bb|[^b]{2})/
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    • Amputate Your Head
      There can be only one
      • Aug 2001
      • 39075
      #2
      lots and lots of alcohol bro..... it cures all.... even death
      SIG TOO BIG

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        • Pathfinder
          theking of trailer parks
          • Sep 2001
          • 2290
          #3
          Why would you have to pull out the electric "thingy"?

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            • Libertine
              sex dwarf
              • May 2002
              • 17860
              #4
              Originally posted by Pathfinder
              Why would you have to pull out the electric "thingy"?
              Because it's an old washing machine, that apparently isn't isolated as well as it should be.
              /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                • Amputate Your Head
                  There can be only one
                  • Aug 2001
                  • 39075
                  #5
                  Originally posted by punkworld


                  Because it's an old washing machine, that apparently isn't isolated as well as it should be.
                  you mean "insulated"?

                  actually, I have no idea what you mean....
                  SIG TOO BIG

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                    • Libertine
                      sex dwarf
                      • May 2002
                      • 17860
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

                      you mean "insulated"?

                      actually, I have no idea what you mean....
                      Ehm..yeah, insulated. What I mean is pretty simple. The damn thing electrocutes you when you touch it
                      /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                        • Amputate Your Head
                          There can be only one
                          • Aug 2001
                          • 39075
                          #7
                          Originally posted by punkworld


                          Ehm..yeah, insulated. What I mean is pretty simple. The damn thing electrocutes you when you touch it
                          it's not grounded properly....
                          SIG TOO BIG

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                            • Pathfinder
                              theking of trailer parks
                              • Sep 2001
                              • 2290
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

                              it's not grounded properly....
                              That, or you have some bare wires touching the machine. Ground it and/or tape it.

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                                • Libertine
                                  sex dwarf
                                  • May 2002
                                  • 17860
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Pathfinder


                                  That, or you have some bare wires touching the machine. Ground it and/or tape it.
                                  I think I'll just let other people do my laundry from now on
                                  /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                    • Pathfinder
                                      theking of trailer parks
                                      • Sep 2001
                                      • 2290
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by punkworld


                                      I think I'll just let other people do my laundry from now on
                                      Good solution. Are you going to let an enemy do the laundry?

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                                        • Libertine
                                          sex dwarf
                                          • May 2002
                                          • 17860
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Pathfinder


                                          Good solution. Are you going to let an enemy do the laundry?
                                          Nah, just my roommate. She's a christian anyway, so if anything goes wrong she'll go to heaven n shit.
                                          /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                            • 421Fill
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Nov 2001
                                              • 20659
                                              #12
                                              don't they have building codes where you live?

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                                                • CoreDump
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                  • 393
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by punkworld


                                                  Nah, just my roommate. She's a christian anyway, so if anything goes wrong she'll go to heaven n shit.
                                                  Is she cute?
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                                                    • Paul Markham
                                                      Too old to care
                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                      • 52942
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by punkworld


                                                      Nah, just my roommate. She's a christian anyway, so if anything goes wrong she'll go to heaven n shit.
                                                      Such a thoughtful, loving and caring roommate. Won't you miss her rent though? Should think this one through a bit more.



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                                                        • kenny
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                          • 7245
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                          lots and lots of alcohol bro..... it cures all.... even death
                                                          and plus it taste good
                                                          7

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                                                            • quiet
                                                              we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                                                              • Sep 2001
                                                              • 25115
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by kenny


                                                              and plus it taste good
                                                              and it feels even better.
                                                              we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                                                                • Sly_RJ
                                                                  Live Hard - Die Hard
                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                  • 17042
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by punkworld


                                                                  Nah, just my roommate. She's a christian anyway, so if anything goes wrong she'll go to heaven n shit.
                                                                  Tap that ass and post pictures. I love watching good people go bad... especially Religious types. Muahaha!
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                                                                    • kenny
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                      • 7245
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Sly_RJ

                                                                      Tap that ass and post pictures. I love watching good people go bad... especially Religious types. Muahaha!
                                                                      alcohole will help make it happen
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                                                                        • evildick
                                                                          #19
                                                                          I just bought washingmachineaccidents.com.

                                                                          I thought it would go perfect with my previous site, cokemachineaccidents.com.

                                                                          Seriously, buy a new washer. It's just a matter of time before it kills you if it's not grounded properly.

                                                                          Water + electricity =

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                                                                            • cherrylula
                                                                              lol
                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                              • 15969
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Another thread fixed with sex and booze.

                                                                              Is that the general solution around here?

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                                                                                  • 19422
                                                                                  #21
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                                                                                    • Kimmykim
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                                                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                                                      • 16015
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by cherrylula
                                                                                      Another thread fixed with sex and booze.

                                                                                      Is that the general solution around here?
                                                                                      Either that or gay sex signatures usually does the trick ;)

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