FACT: Manual transmissions are not safe, and here's why: - GoFuckYourself.com

DarkJedi · 01-16-2007, 03:22 PM

You have two hands, one is for your cell phone and one is for your cigarette and beer. Clearly, having to shift is not a safe driving situation.

mortenb · 01-16-2007, 03:27 PM

Make your ho hold your cell and beer and cigarette.. i will never buy a car with an automatic transmission, it takes all the fun out of driving..

MattO · 01-16-2007, 03:29 PM

That's what Bluetooth and straws are for.

Peaches · 01-16-2007, 03:30 PM

I actually wanted my son to have a manual when he turned 16 BECAUSE it makes you pay more attention to driving. But I got too sweet a deal on an automatic Maxima to pass it up

DarkJedi · 01-16-2007, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by MattO

That's what Bluetooth and straws are for.

woj · 01-16-2007, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by mortenb

Make your ho hold your cell and beer and cigarette.. i will never buy a car with an automatic transmission, it takes all the fun out of driving..

yea, same here, but everyone now a days drives an automatic, hard to find a manual for sale...

BSleazy · 01-16-2007, 03:39 PM

That's why I bought one of these

Peaches · 01-16-2007, 03:39 PM

When I was taking classes on campus Tonda always seemed to call me when I was driving the Wrangler with manual AND pulling up to Wendy's so I had to shift, talk (no bluetooth - well, I have it but I can't find the headset), AND manually roll down the window. THAT'S agility

SleazyDream · 01-16-2007, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by MattO

That's what Bluetooth and straws are for.

someone doesn't have a bitch in the copilot seat to handle these things

Peaches · 01-16-2007, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

someone doesn't have a bitch in the copilot seat to handle these things

I have two bitches who ride with me in the Wrangler, but without opposable thumbs, they are somewhat limited

Violetta · 01-16-2007, 03:45 PM

manuall all the way for me... automatic is for 80 year olds who cant hold their drinks, type sms', jerk off and shift while driving..

Brad · 01-16-2007, 03:47 PM

learn to multitask. you have a cup holder or between you legs for your beer, a shoulder and ear for you phone, a knee for steering if you need and a hand to make the shifts. That still leavs an extra hand to do whtever you want. Oh i forgort the smoke...that goes in your mouth. if slash can play guitar and smoke and chad smith can play the drums and smoke, etc. then I'm sure you can drive and smoke too.

ps. Automatic makes driving boring as hell.

MattO · 01-16-2007, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

someone doesn't have a bitch in the copilot seat to handle these things

She hasn't mastered food service while giving a blowjob... yet.

NoWhErE · 01-16-2007, 03:55 PM

The downside of having a manual car is everytime I need to shift, I need to ask the hooker to stop blowing me for a sec so I can reach the gear shift

Cyndalie · 01-16-2007, 03:55 PM

You forgot one point. Having to shift in the middle of getting a BJ while driving is very inconvenient.

(haha, jinx)

Klen · 01-16-2007, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by BCyber

That's why I bought one of these

Man i would realy like to have one of this.

polle54 · 01-16-2007, 04:03 PM

LOL you can easily shift with the cigaret in your hand

no problem there

polish_aristocrat · 01-16-2007, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by woj

yea, same here, but everyone now a days drives an automatic, hard to find a manual for sale...

come to Europe, you won't find an automatic anywhere

Barefootsies · 01-16-2007, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

come to Europe, you won't find an automatic anywhere

u-Bob · 01-16-2007, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

come to Europe, you won't find an automatic anywhere

true. In Europe only women drive automatics

eZe · 01-16-2007, 06:54 PM

I drove a manual with a broken right collar bone. This was in the days before cel phones or I probably would have had one of those too. LOL

These days I own two hybrids (prius and highlander). They don't make those with manual transmissions.

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Brad Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,510	learn to multitask. you have a cup holder or between you legs for your beer, a shoulder and ear for you phone, a knee for steering if you need and a hand to make the shifts. That still leavs an extra hand to do whtever you want. Oh i forgort the smoke...that goes in your mouth. if slash can play guitar and smoke and chad smith can play the drums and smoke, etc. then I'm sure you can drive and smoke too. ps. Automatic makes driving boring as hell. __________________ Affiliate Manager/Media Buyer ICQ 376 978 529 Skype: bradleyjwscott [email protected]

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NoWhErE Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 10,385	The downside of having a manual car is everytime I need to shift, I need to ask the hooker to stop blowing me for a sec so I can reach the gear shift __________________ skype: lordofthecameltoe

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Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	I actually wanted my son to have a manual when he turned 16 BECAUSE it makes you pay more attention to driving. But I got too sweet a deal on an automatic Maxima to pass it up

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01-16-2007, 06:54 PM	#21
eZe Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 360	I drove a manual with a broken right collar bone. This was in the days before cel phones or I probably would have had one of those too. LOL These days I own two hybrids (prius and highlander). They don't make those with manual transmissions.