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  • Stephen McTowelie
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    • Nov 2006
    • 734

    #61
    Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
    The phrase refers to a mass panic that swept through Khartoum, the capital of Sudan, in September 2003. The people of Khartoum feared that a Satanic foreigner was going around shaking hands with Sudanese men and thereby causing their penises to melt upwards inside their body. In one case a man reported that he was approached by a stranger at the market. The stranger handed him a comb and asked him to comb his hair. "When he did so, within seconds... he felt a strange sensation and discovered that he had lost his penis." The Sudanese journalist Ja'far Abbas interjected a note of scientific rationality into the growing hysteria by making this observation in his column in the Saudi daily Al-Watan:

    No doubt, this comb was a laser-controlled surgical robot that penetrates the skull [and passes] to the lower body and emasculates a man!!
    I wanted to tell that man who fell victim to the electronic comb: 'You jackass, how can you put a comb from a man you don't know to your head, while even relatives avoid using the same comb?!' ... That man [i.e. the mysterious stranger], who, as it is claimed, is from West Africa, is an imperialist Zionist agent that was sent to prevent our people from procreating and multiplying.
    is that for real ? or did you make this up yourself ??
    And on of the obvious things you yanks invented doesn't seem to have been mentioned even though without you wouldn't be able to slag Americans off !
    Oh well its a pretty funny thread from the outside
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    • just a punk
      So fuckin' bored
      • Jun 2003
      • 32393

      #62
      Originally posted by Madrox
      i always say, if you hate america then stop using american made stuff, because it shows you're a hypocrite
      I don't think anyone here really hate the USA (as all the America as well). personally I like this country and I making good money selling adult-related products to the US citizens.

      Originally posted by Madrox
      so shut that computer off that was created by bill gates
      Actually my computer was created by some Chinese guys in Taiwan, but not a Bill Gates

      Originally posted by Madrox
      as henry ford is mad you called him an idiot
      I don't remember that some one here has called Mr. Henry Ford an idiot. Could you please point me to that person so I could swear at him(her)?
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      • Cyndalie
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2002
        • 3615

        #63
        For most Americans, don't forget, the minute they are in front of a Camera or think they will be on TV, their IQ drops an average 50 points.
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        • just a punk
          So fuckin' bored
          • Jun 2003
          • 32393

          #64
          Originally posted by Anthony
          A wonderful addiition to the United States of America!
          Yep, absolutely.
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          • WarChild
            Let slip the dogs of war.
            • Jan 2003
            • 17263

            #65
            America still has, by far, the most Nobel Prizes both in sciences and overall.

            Let me share a little secret with you guys. 99% of ALL people are fucking moronic. It's the 1% that count, and you won't find them walking around the streets looking to answer trivia questions in the day.
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            • TheLegacy
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              • Apr 2003
              • 18077

              #66
              Originally posted by Cyndalie
              For most Americans, don't forget, the minute they are in front of a Camera or think they will be on TV, their IQ drops an average 50 points.
              that can be said about anyone - not sure about keepng my composure if I had a tv camera stuck in my face with 20 questions firing at me, I may just answer a few wrong myself.

              I find it amazing that they find one person out of many who I am sure they first went through and answered correctly = and because of that one person, everyone jumps on it as though he represents the whole of america.

              For all we know he was born in canada and moved to the usa on a work visa LOL
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              • SmokeyTheBear
                ►SouthOfHeaven
                • Jun 2004
                • 28609

                #67
                america invented those "make fun of americans interviews" ...

                actually maybe it was canadians ?

                either way americans are obviously not the most idiotic in the world , only an idiot would come to that theory by watching a comedy skit..

                First off the term idiot is going to be different depending on who you are.. and what the topic is..

                A farmer in nepal might thing you an idiot for not knowing the sowing time for rice or the way to milk a yak . Im sure they would gut themselves laughing watching you do it, as their small children could do it with ease.

                So its not so simple as to ask "whats 5 + 5" there are alot of other factors..

                Speaking purely about education , america is near the top , not the best but certainly not on the idiot level.
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                • Adultnet
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                  • Sep 2003
                  • 8713

                  #68
                  star wars is based on a true story true or false


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                  • L-Pink
                    working on my tan
                    • Mar 2005
                    • 39151

                    #69
                    Thank you, you jealous cock-sucker.

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                    • SmokeyTheBear
                      ►SouthOfHeaven
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 28609

                      #70
                      not sure if anyone noticed the irony in the fact they make fun of a few people who get the answers right..

                      In one clip the guy asks " do you know who is in the coalition of the willing(in iraq)?" , and the man reply's "afghanistan, kuwait?" hahaha oh wait , THEY WERE in the coalition of the willing. so who is the idiot.. the guy who had no prep and was asked a question and got it right or the guy attempting to poke fun at americans who had plenty of time to check the facts and still got it wrong lol
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                      • escorpio
                        I love to racism, bro!
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 23487

                        #71
                        Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                        americans are obviously not the most idiotic in the world , only an idiot would come to that theory by watching a comedy skit..
                        Exactly. The truly amusing thing about this is that some people are so desperate to feel superior to the U.S. they make a film like that so morons on the internet can site it as proof Americans are idiots.
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                        • Adult Search Results
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                          • Sep 2006
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                          #72
                          Originally posted by 12clicks
                          if they had TV in your country, things would look worse.
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                          • SxDx
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                            • Mar 2006
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                            #73
                            ......gfy!!
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                            • sherie
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                              • Feb 2002
                              • 7020

                              #74
                              That guy is a fraud, he totally stole a lot of that material from Rick Mercer, formerly from 'This Hour Has 22 mins'. Not to mention the entire concept!

                              OMG! Did you hear that women refer to turbin wearers as "Diaper Heads?". Jesus!
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                              • Adultnet
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                                • Sep 2003
                                • 8713

                                #75
                                Originally posted by escorpio
                                Exactly. The truly amusing thing about this is that some people are so desperate to feel superior to the U.S. they make a film like that so morons on the internet can site it as proof Americans are idiots.
                                yeah no smart


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