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Evil Chris 01-12-2007 08:30 AM

Don't forget JP Morgan.

Possibly if not for him, the US economy would be nowhere near what it is today.

just a punk 01-12-2007 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris (Post 11717929)
Hey wasn't Alexander Graham Bell a Canadian?

That doesn't matter don't you see? :winkwink:

P.S. He wasn't been even a Canadian. Read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Graham_Bell

SmokeyTheBear 01-12-2007 08:31 AM

until you can top "penis melting zionist robot combs" you ain't seen nothin yet.

just a punk 01-12-2007 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 11717939)
If he was, like any good Canadian who wants to make more money, he moved to the United States. :):):)

He was a Scot :)

Kristian 01-12-2007 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 11717900)
ahhhh, permission to carry on from a T shirt salesman is it?
now my life is complete:1orglaugh

Yet more ignorance. :1orglaugh

Yes, I'm a t-shirt salesman. :)

I can't decide if you're arrogant or stupid. I'll play it safe and go with both. :winkwink:

Evil Chris 01-12-2007 08:33 AM

Well, the US can keep Brett Hull... that much I can say with certainty. :)

SmokeyTheBear 01-12-2007 08:34 AM

The phrase refers to a mass panic that swept through Khartoum, the capital of Sudan, in September 2003. The people of Khartoum feared that a Satanic foreigner was going around shaking hands with Sudanese men and thereby causing their penises to melt upwards inside their body. In one case a man reported that he was approached by a stranger at the market. The stranger handed him a comb and asked him to comb his hair. "When he did so, within seconds... he felt a strange sensation and discovered that he had lost his penis." The Sudanese journalist Ja'far Abbas interjected a note of scientific rationality into the growing hysteria by making this observation in his column in the Saudi daily Al-Watan:

No doubt, this comb was a laser-controlled surgical robot that penetrates the skull [and passes] to the lower body and emasculates a man!!
I wanted to tell that man who fell victim to the electronic comb: 'You jackass, how can you put a comb from a man you don't know to your head, while even relatives avoid using the same comb?!' ... That man [i.e. the mysterious stranger], who, as it is claimed, is from West Africa, is an imperialist Zionist agent that was sent to prevent our people from procreating and multiplying.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 01-12-2007 08:36 AM

i always say, if you hate america then stop using american made stuff, because it shows you're a hypocrite

so shut that computer off that was created by bill gates, and turn off those lights that was created by thomas edison, and go use your horse and buggy, because the car can't be used, as henry ford is mad you called him an idiot

emjay 01-12-2007 08:38 AM

The title of this thread is misleading. The American's ignorance of world geography is well known, but let us not forget that this is the country that is the most innovative and productive in the world.

Whilst the Brits may have invented the web, just look at who now dominates it - including our industry.

Anthony 01-12-2007 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cyberxxx (Post 11717978)
He was a Scot :)

A wonderful addiition to the United States of America! :)

Stephen McTowelie 01-12-2007 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 11717991)
The phrase refers to a mass panic that swept through Khartoum, the capital of Sudan, in September 2003. The people of Khartoum feared that a Satanic foreigner was going around shaking hands with Sudanese men and thereby causing their penises to melt upwards inside their body. In one case a man reported that he was approached by a stranger at the market. The stranger handed him a comb and asked him to comb his hair. "When he did so, within seconds... he felt a strange sensation and discovered that he had lost his penis." The Sudanese journalist Ja'far Abbas interjected a note of scientific rationality into the growing hysteria by making this observation in his column in the Saudi daily Al-Watan:

No doubt, this comb was a laser-controlled surgical robot that penetrates the skull [and passes] to the lower body and emasculates a man!!
I wanted to tell that man who fell victim to the electronic comb: 'You jackass, how can you put a comb from a man you don't know to your head, while even relatives avoid using the same comb?!' ... That man [i.e. the mysterious stranger], who, as it is claimed, is from West Africa, is an imperialist Zionist agent that was sent to prevent our people from procreating and multiplying.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh is that for real ? or did you make this up yourself ??
And on of the obvious things you yanks invented doesn't seem to have been mentioned even though without you wouldn't be able to slag Americans off !
Oh well its a pretty funny thread from the outside :2 cents:

just a punk 01-12-2007 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madrox (Post 11718001)
i always say, if you hate america then stop using american made stuff, because it shows you're a hypocrite

I don't think anyone here really hate the USA (as all the America as well). personally I like this country and I making good money selling adult-related products to the US citizens.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madrox (Post 11718001)
so shut that computer off that was created by bill gates

Actually my computer was created by some Chinese guys in Taiwan, but not a Bill Gates :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madrox (Post 11718001)
as henry ford is mad you called him an idiot

I don't remember that some one here has called Mr. Henry Ford an idiot. Could you please point me to that person so I could swear at him(her)?

Cyndalie 01-12-2007 08:44 AM

For most Americans, don't forget, the minute they are in front of a Camera or think they will be on TV, their IQ drops an average 50 points.

just a punk 01-12-2007 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 11718037)
A wonderful addiition to the United States of America! :)

Yep, absolutely.

WarChild 01-12-2007 08:49 AM

America still has, by far, the most Nobel Prizes both in sciences and overall.

Let me share a little secret with you guys. 99% of ALL people are fucking moronic. It's the 1% that count, and you won't find them walking around the streets looking to answer trivia questions in the day.

TheLegacy 01-12-2007 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Cyndalie (Post 11718047)
For most Americans, don't forget, the minute they are in front of a Camera or think they will be on TV, their IQ drops an average 50 points.

that can be said about anyone - not sure about keepng my composure if I had a tv camera stuck in my face with 20 questions firing at me, I may just answer a few wrong myself.

I find it amazing that they find one person out of many who I am sure they first went through and answered correctly = and because of that one person, everyone jumps on it as though he represents the whole of america.

For all we know he was born in canada and moved to the usa on a work visa LOL

SmokeyTheBear 01-12-2007 08:55 AM

america invented those "make fun of americans interviews" ...

actually maybe it was canadians ?

either way americans are obviously not the most idiotic in the world , only an idiot would come to that theory by watching a comedy skit..

First off the term idiot is going to be different depending on who you are.. and what the topic is..

A farmer in nepal might thing you an idiot for not knowing the sowing time for rice or the way to milk a yak . Im sure they would gut themselves laughing watching you do it, as their small children could do it with ease.

So its not so simple as to ask "whats 5 + 5" there are alot of other factors..

Speaking purely about education , america is near the top , not the best but certainly not on the idiot level.

Adultnet 01-12-2007 08:56 AM

star wars is based on a true story true or false :)

L-Pink 01-12-2007 09:00 AM

Thank you, you jealous cock-sucker.

SmokeyTheBear 01-12-2007 09:05 AM

not sure if anyone noticed the irony in the fact they make fun of a few people who get the answers right..

In one clip the guy asks " do you know who is in the coalition of the willing(in iraq)?" , and the man reply's "afghanistan, kuwait?" hahaha oh wait , THEY WERE in the coalition of the willing. so who is the idiot.. the guy who had no prep and was asked a question and got it right or the guy attempting to poke fun at americans who had plenty of time to check the facts and still got it wrong lol

escorpio 01-12-2007 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 11718122)
americans are obviously not the most idiotic in the world , only an idiot would come to that theory by watching a comedy skit..

Exactly. The truly amusing thing about this is that some people are so desperate to feel superior to the U.S. they make a film like that so morons on the internet can site it as proof Americans are idiots.

Adult Search Results 01-12-2007 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 11716609)
if they had TV in your country, things would look worse.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

SxDx 01-12-2007 09:17 AM

......gfy!!

sherie 01-12-2007 09:19 AM

That guy is a fraud, he totally stole a lot of that material from Rick Mercer, formerly from 'This Hour Has 22 mins'. Not to mention the entire concept!

OMG! Did you hear that women refer to turbin wearers as "Diaper Heads?". Jesus!

Adultnet 01-12-2007 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 11718195)
Exactly. The truly amusing thing about this is that some people are so desperate to feel superior to the U.S. they make a film like that so morons on the internet can site it as proof Americans are idiots.

yeah no smart:pimp

sherie 01-12-2007 09:25 AM

Here is a link to a segment of the show "Talking to Americans";

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BhTZ_tgMUdo

Dood 01-12-2007 09:27 AM

I'm pretty sure the reason why the US doesn't go to other countries to find people saying dumb things like this is because we don't care. We don't concern ourselves with your problems, this may be why we are happy people.

The fact that other countries try to make fun of America like this says a lot about their extreme inferiority complex.

seeric 01-12-2007 09:31 AM

you mean to tell me that india is its own country?

fuck, stop ruining my dreams!!!!!!!

12clicks 01-12-2007 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cyberxxx (Post 11717935)
Did Bill Gates created something new? Hmm... didn't know about that :disgust

nor did you know the statement I was responding to:
"""Actually almost all very smart persons who made the USA number one were foreigns"""

Quote:

Originally Posted by cyberxxx (Post 11717935)
P.S. He even purchased the code for 1st release of MS-DOS from a 3rd person.

he created microsoft. that trumps any silly argument you care to make.:thumbsup

12clicks 01-12-2007 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristian (Post 11717980)
Yet more ignorance. :1orglaugh

Yes, I'm a t-shirt salesman. :)

I can't decide if you're arrogant or stupid. I'll play it safe and go with both. :winkwink:

I plead guilty to being ignorant of the unimportant.

please son, sing your own praises. I'd love to know what you do.

sherie 01-12-2007 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dood (Post 11718308)
I'm pretty sure the reason why the US doesn't go to other countries to find people saying dumb things like this is because we don't care. We don't concern ourselves with your problems, this may be why we are happy people.

The fact that other countries try to make fun of America like this says a lot about their extreme inferiority complex.

Oh on the contrary my friend. The US DOES concern themselves with problems that are not their own, thus why many people have issues with the USA.

With that being said, some Americans are stupid as with the rest of the world. There are stupid people everywhere, deal with it.

xlogger 01-12-2007 09:47 AM

Ok first of all, you are the one thats stupid if you think all Americans are like this. They obviously interviewed like shit load of people but only put the stupid people on the show.

bobby666 01-12-2007 09:47 AM

all idiots a spread equaly over the world
not so the idiotic presidents

L-Pink 01-12-2007 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sherie (Post 11718381)
Oh on the contrary my friend. The US DOES concern themselves with problems that are not their own, thus why many people have issues with the USA.

With that being said, some Americans are stupid as with the rest of the world. There are stupid people everywhere, deal with it.

Regarding problems not our own ..... After being dragged into and saving European-ass in two world wars give us a break for attempting to nip problems in the bud.

Kristian 01-12-2007 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 11718359)
I plead guilty to being ignorant of the unimportant.

please son, sing your own praises. I'd love to know what you do.

There lies one of the many differences between you and I : You'd love to know more about me, but I'll have forgotten all about you the moment I click "submit reply."

:1orglaugh

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 01-12-2007 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sherie (Post 11718381)
Oh on the contrary my friend. The US PRESIDENT DOES concern HIMSELF with problems that are not HIS own, thus why many people have issues with the USA.

With that being said, some PRESIDENT BUSH IS stupid as with the rest of the world. There are stupid people everywhere, deal with it.

i corrected your statement

Ssv 01-12-2007 10:22 AM

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Regarding problems not our own ..... After being dragged into and saving European-ass in two world wars give us a break for attempting to nip problems in the bud.
Im from Europe, and I hate to say this, but you are absolutely right!!!

sherie 01-12-2007 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madrox (Post 11718738)
i corrected your statement

LOL - Fair enough.

L-Pink, I am not taking anything away from that. The past is what it is and you can't change it, but can't live in it either.

Anthony 01-12-2007 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sherie (Post 11718819)
LOL - Fair enough.

L-Pink, I am not taking anything away from that. The past is what it is and you can't change it, but can't live in it either.

Love of my life...

"He who does not learn from the past, is doomed to repeat it."

Bryan G 01-12-2007 10:34 AM

Alexander Gram Bell

Not American....He was Scottish

Dood 01-12-2007 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sherie (Post 11718381)
Oh on the contrary my friend. The US DOES concern themselves with problems that are not their own, thus why many people have issues with the USA.

With that being said, some Americans are stupid as with the rest of the world. There are stupid people everywhere, deal with it.

The American public doesn't worry over other countries problems. Our government puts their nose in all kinds of foriegn stuff they have no business doing, but the American people normally don't care.

That's why it's strange to us to see so many foreigners overly obsessed and know every detail about the US when we don't even care.

Also it seems that a lot of European contries know exactly what was invented in their country and what food they create and so on, while again it doesn't make a difference to us who invented what.

L-Pink 01-12-2007 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ssv (Post 11718762)
Im from Europe, and I hate to say this, but you are absolutely right!!!

The US was extremely isolationist at one point.

he-fox 01-12-2007 10:40 AM

correct would be ¨some of the Americans are among the most idiot ppl in the world, together with some of the Europeans, Africans, Asians and so on¨

Tanker 01-12-2007 10:57 AM

what did they interview 20 people of 300 million

EZRhino 01-12-2007 11:23 AM

Say what you will. To bad America runs everything.
BTW I'm looking to shoot some duoble anal triple vag gang bang. I'll $50 dollars, sending me your European daughters, I know EU fathers pay them less for the same thing.

BigCashCrew 01-12-2007 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 11718081)
America still has, by far, the most Nobel Prizes both in sciences and overall.

Let me share a little secret with you guys. 99% of ALL people are fucking moronic. It's the 1% that count, and you won't find them walking around the streets looking to answer trivia questions in the day.

great point.

12clicks 01-12-2007 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristian (Post 11718473)
There lies one of the many differences between you and I : You'd love to know more about me, but I'll have forgotten all about you the moment I click "submit reply."

:1orglaugh

as I said, T shirt salesman. :1orglaugh

Shakula 01-12-2007 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cyberxxx (Post 11717625)
Actually almost all very smart persons who made the USA number one were foreigns. E.g. Eienstein, Sikorsky, Von Braun and many many many others.

OFCOURSE, WHAT ELSE? AMERICA IS BUILT ON FOREIGNERS AND IF SOMEONE TELLS YOU OTHERWISE THEY ARE AS STUPID AS THE PEOPLE ON THIS VIDEO.

But americans dont know their own history. Americans arent a ethnic GROUP.
Americans are definied by 1 thing and 1 thing only, you have a AMERICAN PASSPORT. You can have any ethnic group!

Anyone can become a american, but not everyone can become a german, swede, iranian, chinese...

Ive said it before and will say it again, america has A LOT of idiots, for being such a rich country they are probably the ones who have the highest procent of idiots in the world.

Shakula 01-12-2007 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 11718438)
Regarding problems not our own ..... After being dragged into and saving European-ass in two world wars give us a break for attempting to nip problems in the bud.


HAHA. What do you think of yourself? IT WAS IN THE AMERICAN INTREST to stop Hitler. Hitler was superior, do you really think that america ALONE would stand a chance against the almighty german army? Ofcourse not. Do you think Hitler would have stoped with only europe? Ofcourse not, read his book about third reich.

If america had a intelligence test for getting passport for the US, not even 70% on this board would be successful.
That makes me laugh.

Shakula 01-12-2007 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 11718122)
america invented those "make fun of americans interviews" ...

actually maybe it was canadians ?

either way americans are obviously not the most idiotic in the world , only an idiot would come to that theory by watching a comedy skit..

First off the term idiot is going to be different depending on who you are.. and what the topic is..

A farmer in nepal might thing you an idiot for not knowing the sowing time for rice or the way to milk a yak . Im sure they would gut themselves laughing watching you do it, as their small children could do it with ease.

So its not so simple as to ask "whats 5 + 5" there are alot of other factors..

Speaking purely about education , america is near the top , not the best but certainly not on the idiot level.

You said it yourself, im sure the majority thought that Borat was for real in teh US when they saw the movie.
Enough said.


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