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Don't forget JP Morgan.
Possibly if not for him, the US economy would be nowhere near what it is today. |
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P.S. He wasn't been even a Canadian. Read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Graham_Bell |
until you can top "penis melting zionist robot combs" you ain't seen nothin yet.
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Yes, I'm a t-shirt salesman. :) I can't decide if you're arrogant or stupid. I'll play it safe and go with both. :winkwink: |
Well, the US can keep Brett Hull... that much I can say with certainty. :)
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The phrase refers to a mass panic that swept through Khartoum, the capital of Sudan, in September 2003. The people of Khartoum feared that a Satanic foreigner was going around shaking hands with Sudanese men and thereby causing their penises to melt upwards inside their body. In one case a man reported that he was approached by a stranger at the market. The stranger handed him a comb and asked him to comb his hair. "When he did so, within seconds... he felt a strange sensation and discovered that he had lost his penis." The Sudanese journalist Ja'far Abbas interjected a note of scientific rationality into the growing hysteria by making this observation in his column in the Saudi daily Al-Watan:
No doubt, this comb was a laser-controlled surgical robot that penetrates the skull [and passes] to the lower body and emasculates a man!! I wanted to tell that man who fell victim to the electronic comb: 'You jackass, how can you put a comb from a man you don't know to your head, while even relatives avoid using the same comb?!' ... That man [i.e. the mysterious stranger], who, as it is claimed, is from West Africa, is an imperialist Zionist agent that was sent to prevent our people from procreating and multiplying. |
i always say, if you hate america then stop using american made stuff, because it shows you're a hypocrite
so shut that computer off that was created by bill gates, and turn off those lights that was created by thomas edison, and go use your horse and buggy, because the car can't be used, as henry ford is mad you called him an idiot |
The title of this thread is misleading. The American's ignorance of world geography is well known, but let us not forget that this is the country that is the most innovative and productive in the world.
Whilst the Brits may have invented the web, just look at who now dominates it - including our industry. |
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And on of the obvious things you yanks invented doesn't seem to have been mentioned even though without you wouldn't be able to slag Americans off ! Oh well its a pretty funny thread from the outside :2 cents: |
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For most Americans, don't forget, the minute they are in front of a Camera or think they will be on TV, their IQ drops an average 50 points.
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America still has, by far, the most Nobel Prizes both in sciences and overall.
Let me share a little secret with you guys. 99% of ALL people are fucking moronic. It's the 1% that count, and you won't find them walking around the streets looking to answer trivia questions in the day. |
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I find it amazing that they find one person out of many who I am sure they first went through and answered correctly = and because of that one person, everyone jumps on it as though he represents the whole of america. For all we know he was born in canada and moved to the usa on a work visa LOL |
america invented those "make fun of americans interviews" ...
actually maybe it was canadians ? either way americans are obviously not the most idiotic in the world , only an idiot would come to that theory by watching a comedy skit.. First off the term idiot is going to be different depending on who you are.. and what the topic is.. A farmer in nepal might thing you an idiot for not knowing the sowing time for rice or the way to milk a yak . Im sure they would gut themselves laughing watching you do it, as their small children could do it with ease. So its not so simple as to ask "whats 5 + 5" there are alot of other factors.. Speaking purely about education , america is near the top , not the best but certainly not on the idiot level. |
star wars is based on a true story true or false :)
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Thank you, you jealous cock-sucker.
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not sure if anyone noticed the irony in the fact they make fun of a few people who get the answers right..
In one clip the guy asks " do you know who is in the coalition of the willing(in iraq)?" , and the man reply's "afghanistan, kuwait?" hahaha oh wait , THEY WERE in the coalition of the willing. so who is the idiot.. the guy who had no prep and was asked a question and got it right or the guy attempting to poke fun at americans who had plenty of time to check the facts and still got it wrong lol |
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......gfy!!
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That guy is a fraud, he totally stole a lot of that material from Rick Mercer, formerly from 'This Hour Has 22 mins'. Not to mention the entire concept!
OMG! Did you hear that women refer to turbin wearers as "Diaper Heads?". Jesus! |
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Here is a link to a segment of the show "Talking to Americans";
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BhTZ_tgMUdo |
I'm pretty sure the reason why the US doesn't go to other countries to find people saying dumb things like this is because we don't care. We don't concern ourselves with your problems, this may be why we are happy people.
The fact that other countries try to make fun of America like this says a lot about their extreme inferiority complex. |
you mean to tell me that india is its own country?
fuck, stop ruining my dreams!!!!!!! |
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please son, sing your own praises. I'd love to know what you do. |
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With that being said, some Americans are stupid as with the rest of the world. There are stupid people everywhere, deal with it. |
Ok first of all, you are the one thats stupid if you think all Americans are like this. They obviously interviewed like shit load of people but only put the stupid people on the show.
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all idiots a spread equaly over the world
not so the idiotic presidents |
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L-Pink, I am not taking anything away from that. The past is what it is and you can't change it, but can't live in it either. |
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"He who does not learn from the past, is doomed to repeat it." |
Alexander Gram Bell
Not American....He was Scottish |
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That's why it's strange to us to see so many foreigners overly obsessed and know every detail about the US when we don't even care. Also it seems that a lot of European contries know exactly what was invented in their country and what food they create and so on, while again it doesn't make a difference to us who invented what. |
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correct would be ¨some of the Americans are among the most idiot ppl in the world, together with some of the Europeans, Africans, Asians and so on¨
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what did they interview 20 people of 300 million
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Say what you will. To bad America runs everything.
BTW I'm looking to shoot some duoble anal triple vag gang bang. I'll $50 dollars, sending me your European daughters, I know EU fathers pay them less for the same thing. |
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But americans dont know their own history. Americans arent a ethnic GROUP. Americans are definied by 1 thing and 1 thing only, you have a AMERICAN PASSPORT. You can have any ethnic group! Anyone can become a american, but not everyone can become a german, swede, iranian, chinese... Ive said it before and will say it again, america has A LOT of idiots, for being such a rich country they are probably the ones who have the highest procent of idiots in the world. |
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HAHA. What do you think of yourself? IT WAS IN THE AMERICAN INTREST to stop Hitler. Hitler was superior, do you really think that america ALONE would stand a chance against the almighty german army? Ofcourse not. Do you think Hitler would have stoped with only europe? Ofcourse not, read his book about third reich. If america had a intelligence test for getting passport for the US, not even 70% on this board would be successful. That makes me laugh. |
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Enough said. |
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