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jimmy3way · 07-26-2002, 10:43 AM

You guys are a serious buncha haters...shit if every crew was as respectable as the LS Crew this industry would be in the Wall Street Journal.

Except for the Marleylike bowls they smoke that is...

vegasdude · 07-26-2002, 10:44 AM

the ROI on overture is cool.... 3% conversion and I make 35% profit

SteveLightspeed · 07-26-2002, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]

Im just bustin yer balls. Im bored.

Congrats. I wouldnt cry if I was in your shoes thats for sure.

maybe you are tense, maybe you need a massage at Internext

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...threadid=69404

Zyber · 07-26-2002, 10:49 AM

Whats so special about her? The name perhaps?

She looks like an ordinary college slut. Doesnt get me hard

jammyjenkins · 07-26-2002, 10:53 AM

Out of 2, I'd give her 50%

Fletch XXX · 07-26-2002, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimmy3way
Except for the Marleylike bowls they smoke that is...

I thought the LS crew only drank Red Bull? Now they're big time smokers? hehehe

Sheeeet man, Ill smoke a bowl with Lightspeed, last night we put an eighth in a hooka, aint one of you topping that Marley like bowl. Wish I woulda grabbed pics. Too bad stopped going to Conventions during CES or I'd smoke you fools out.

hahahaha

nocostporn · 07-26-2002, 10:54 AM

I think if you guys just put the info down about her search engines results and didnt slap down her site and your program url nobody would have called it spam

looks good though

Pipecrew · 07-26-2002, 12:55 PM

There are no haters in this thread, only people just saying how it is.. I think i like labret more and more each day hahaha.... seriously though, if one day she woke up and realized how much she could be making and say walked away from lightspeed or whatever, she'd be making alot more money then 5k a month and 500 worth of clothes.... Hell it wouldnt be hard for her to put it together, even a little webcam site would make bank!

SteveLightspeed · 07-26-2002, 02:26 PM

The point here is this:

Tawnee doesn't have any skills, she can't even type, let alone market her own website to the scale that we have done.

She was working as a waitress when we met her...

LS

Sly_RJ · 07-26-2002, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
The point here is this:

Tawnee doesn't have any skills, she can't even type, let alone market her own website to the scale that we have done.

She was working as a waitress when we met her...

LS

I hear ya...

I'm not bashing models here (Nina is one smart chick), but I can't imagine much of them are web/business savvy. I've talked to several great looking models who even have their own site, it didn't do shit because they don't know what the hell they're doing.

TheApostate · 07-26-2002, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
The point here is this:

Tawnee doesn't have any skills, she can't even type, let alone market her own website to the scale that we have done.

She was working as a waitress when we met her...

LS

Exactly

cherrylula · 07-26-2002, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

I hear ya...

I'm not bashing models here (Nina is one smart chick), but I can't imagine much of them are web/business savvy. I've talked to several great looking models who even have their own site, it didn't do shit because they don't know what the hell they're doing.

It depends a lot of the girl was a model first, or a webmaster first. Thats what I think anyhow.

I give much credit to the girls who can do both, its way more work than I can deal with.

Marcus · 07-26-2002, 02:42 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ

By the way, if you spell Briana right, you get over 100000. So, Briana Banks + Brianna Banks = 105000+.

316731 jenna jameson

Sly_RJ · 07-26-2002, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

By the way, if you spell Briana right, you get over 100000. So, Briana Banks + Brianna Banks = 105000+.

Apparently, I need to go back to second grade and learn how to add. The above result is supposed to be 150000+, not 105000+.

Kimmykim · 07-26-2002, 02:50 PM

Ah, the world turns.

Morgan · 07-26-2002, 02:53 PM

I dont get it. she's not that hot. does she have like 3 clits or something????

Marcus · 07-26-2002, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
I dont get it. she's not that hot. does she have like 3 clits or something????

She has an amazing smile, makes her look very warm and friendly. Like she's so nice she'd actually go on a date with one of her disgusting surfers.

I think that's why they have her smile in almost every picture. Young and sweet girl next door

btw what's an idea...win a date with Tawny Stone. In order to win a surfer has to be a member of her site for 3 months per entry. Your site will be flooded with signups :)

kmanrox · 07-26-2002, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
I dont get it. she's not that hot. does she have like 3 clits or something????

it's also been said that Pablo Picasso was not modern day art's BEST artist, only that he was a master at MARKETING himself to be thought of in this light...

same with Lightspeedcash.com they are masters of marketing, i bet they could make Shrimping a household sex move like missionary if they put their mind to it =)

Sly_RJ · 07-26-2002, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marcus

btw what's an idea...win a date with Tawny Stone. In order to win a surfer has to be a member of her site for 3 months per entry. Your site will be flooded with signups

I doubt they're willing to risk her life...

payrollpete · 07-26-2002, 03:04 PM

"if you were smart youd be out there bidding on those keywords,"

lets not talk about smart

mr. emptied accounts lol

Marcus · 07-26-2002, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

I doubt they're willing to risk her life...

They chaperone (sp?) her.
Hell they follow them with 2 videos cameras and put the vid on their site for their pay members. The winner just gets a good night kiss or something.

Houston did that on Stern for one of his listeners, she went on a date with a highschooler to his prom. I never heard of her until she did the win a date thing.

Cheshire · 07-26-2002, 03:09 PM

I know a guy who brough Tom Green to his prom... not as a date, just 'cause he could.

Marcus · 07-26-2002, 03:15 PM

or better yet...Win a Date with Cheshire :)

Sly_RJ · 07-26-2002, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marcus
or better yet...Win a Date with Cheshire

I'd be afraid of her kicking my ass. Have you seen those pipes?!

John D · 07-26-2002, 03:32 PM

Congratulations LightSpeed!

I would have to agree that it is at LEAST 70% marketing. I am sure that you could have taken another young looking model and done the same with her.

Let me put it this way, I once knew a gal who was very attractive and looked very young. The guys were all lined up to score with her.

She use to come into my friends bar and pick out a new guy every weekend night, and he would buy her drinks all night and then get to go home and fuck her.

Problem was, everyone had fucked her, and no one wanted much more than the 1 time, and she was so damn dumb that she sold herself for a few beers.

Moral: She marketed herself as a cheap beer slut, and that's all she'll ever be.

jammyjenkins · 07-26-2002, 04:47 PM

After what labret said I can't even jerk off to Tawnee any more. I tried and feel like a complete sicko.

Thanks labret.

[Labret] · 07-26-2002, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
The point here is this:

Tawnee doesn't have any skills, she can't even type, let alone market her own website to the scale that we have done.

She was working as a waitress when we met her...

LS

ahahahaah awesome. ahahahah

Was it a chain like a Denny's?

Funbrunette · 07-26-2002, 04:56 PM

OMG! People do you realize how much you complain and bitch about everything? How about being happy for other people! Geez, such miserable lives out there!

beemk · 07-26-2002, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
The point here is this:

Tawnee doesn't have any skills, she can't even type, let alone market her own website to the scale that we have done.

She was working as a waitress when we met her...

LS

i doubt she would be where she is today if it wasnt for you guys anyways.

Dugmor · 07-26-2002, 05:09 PM

http://www.overture.com/d/search/?ty...eywords=Dugmor

How do I see how popular I am ?

Kimmykim · 07-26-2002, 05:51 PM

You guys should realize that it doesnt matter who you are -- without the traffic and the marketing you don't make the money.

Dawgy · 07-26-2002, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
Running the ooooooo program ;)

i love your sig kim

Socks · 07-26-2002, 06:35 PM

Look at all you fucking haters.. You think Tawnee sells herself?!

dirtyone · 07-26-2002, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
I heard she bought a new hi-rise apartment in Georgia with her riches.

I think that place is down the road from me

Wait! Tawnee has a boyfriend? Well damnit! Thanks alot. Thats the only reason I got into this. To meet Tawnee. This has ruined my whole day.

Oh and thanks for the checks LS

Bake · 07-26-2002, 08:46 PM

Those that cant do criticize

Sly_RJ · 07-26-2002, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bake
Those that cant do criticize

I always said "those who can't, teach". Maybe yours holds merit, too.

TheFLY · 07-26-2002, 09:08 PM

Well I'm glad Danni Ass is ranked so low... I got real tired of hearing about her in the media. Same w/ that Cindy Margolis or whatever. That most downloaded woman crap cracks me up.

As for Tawnee -- Labret of course you have a point -- but do you really think she could go mainstream? What kind of work could she do off the net? I'm not sure if she could make it -- I could only really imagine her as an extra on Dawson's Creek. Honestly I think she has a sweet deal -- she works 1 day and the rest of the month she can do whatever she wants. Sounds a lot like my job ;)

TheFLY · 07-26-2002, 09:11 PM

You got to wonder what will happen to her eventually?

My hope is she moves to hardcore porno until she's 30 -- then she can hang out w/ Howard Stern and make her living signing autographs...

Kimmykim · 07-26-2002, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
You got to wonder what will happen to her eventually?

My hope is she moves to hardcore porno until she's 30 -- then she can hang out w/ Howard Stern and make her living signing autographs...

ROFL

Lensman · 07-26-2002, 10:26 PM

Pure spam.

$1,000 says that "amateur pages" returns more matches.

Steve, your sig is too big...

Chris R · 07-26-2002, 10:47 PM

Phrase Matches Cindy Margolis 4,700 impressions
Phrase Matches Cindy Crawford 8,900 impressions
Phrase Matches Brianna Banks 1,100 impressions
Phrase Matches Danni Ashe 5,900 impressions
Phrase Matches Tawnee Stone 0 impressions

searches per day from google (rounded to the nearest 100). Don't know when they last updated it...

Oh and..
Phrase Matches Amateur Pages 3,000 impressions

From findwhat:

cindy margolis 9305
cindy crawford 4362
brianna banks 3561
danni ashe 2827
tawnee stone 8280

amateur pages 4798

From wordtracker:

tawnee stone 8249
amateur pages 7517
cindy margolis 4788
brianna banks 3844
danni ashe 3176
cindy crawford 2670

^R3K^ · 07-27-2002, 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lensman
Pure spam.

$1,000 says that "amateur pages" returns more matches.

Steve, your sig is too big...

Your a fucking dick..

$1,000 says 90% of the people that read your post now realizes that.

Fletch XXX · 07-27-2002, 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Chris R

Phrase Matches Tawnee Stone 0 impressions
searches per day from google (rounded to the nearest 100). Don't know when they last updated it...

Bullshit Ive had a couple hundred Google hits for tawnee since Midnight, and its only 3 am here.

Chris R · 07-27-2002, 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX

Bullshit Ive had a couple hundred Google hits for tawnee since Midnight, and its only 3 am here.

A couple hundred actual visitors in three hours?

I am #1 on google for several top adult terms and don't get that many visitors on some of them.

Like I said - I don't know how old that is, but it is what google is currently serving up. The other ones seem to place her nicely - so either Google is late or someone is keyword spamming the engines to get on lists...

From other stats I have seen from them - they screen out identical users making the same search requests when showing numbers. This was not a normal stat, but some project I saw...

Not sure if that is what they are doing here. The numbers they give vs. actual visitors are way off - I get about 2500 visitors a day for a term they give figures of over 150,000.

Or maybe she is just much more popular than she was a month ago.

MikeyBoy · 07-27-2002, 05:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ^R3K^

Your a fucking dick..

$1,000 says 90% of the people that read your post now realizes that.

No Lensmain ain't no fucking dick! He is right! This post wasn't made to me informative it was made as a spam in order to get more attention to the LightSpamCash program
Anyone who can't see that is a dick!

[Labret] · 07-27-2002, 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ^R3K^

Your a fucking dick..

$1,000 says 90% of the people that read your post now realizes that.

Oh my. Mr 3K is feeling frisky today.

Pipecrew · 07-27-2002, 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ^R3K^

Your a fucking dick..

$1,000 says 90% of the people that read your post now realizes that.

No, I think you're a moron, You attempt to defend everyone by kissing ass and it gets you nowhere!

SteveLightspeed · 07-27-2002, 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lensman
Pure spam.

$1,000 says that "amateur pages" returns more matches.

Steve, your sig is too big...

Hey Lensman, $1000 says you looked it up before you posted that....

--- Is that a fair comparison, since you would also get results from people looking for ANY amateur page?

Man, you sound tense, let us hook you up with a massage at internext.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...threadid=69404

I'll fix the sig, i threw it together too quickly

Steve

Libertine · 07-27-2002, 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
The point here is this:

Tawnee doesn't have any skills, she can't even type, let alone market her own website to the scale that we have done.

She was working as a waitress when we met her...

LS

I guess the respect you have for your models is what gets them to stay with ya, eh?
Goddamn... "no skills"... If I was her I'd be gone tomorrow (and she doesn't need skills to find other companies willing to pay nicely).

Gary · 07-27-2002, 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by punkworld

I guess the respect you have for your models is what gets them to stay with ya, eh?
Goddamn... "no skills"... If I was her I'd be gone tomorrow (and she doesn't need skills to find other companies willing to pay nicely).

How would she find another job? She cant type, i doubt she can work a telephone. Face it, she's stuck with lightspeed

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07-26-2002, 10:54 AM	#57
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07-26-2002, 04:56 PM	#78
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07-26-2002, 05:09 PM	#80
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07-26-2002, 10:44 AM	#52
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07-26-2002, 10:49 AM	#54
Zyber Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 832	Whats so special about her? The name perhaps? She looks like an ordinary college slut. Doesnt get me hard

07-26-2002, 10:53 AM	#55
jammyjenkins So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,371	Out of 2, I'd give her 50%

07-26-2002, 12:55 PM	#58
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	There are no haters in this thread, only people just saying how it is.. I think i like labret more and more each day hahaha.... seriously though, if one day she woke up and realized how much she could be making and say walked away from lightspeed or whatever, she'd be making alot more money then 5k a month and 500 worth of clothes.... Hell it wouldnt be hard for her to put it together, even a little webcam site would make bank!

07-26-2002, 02:26 PM	#59
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	The point here is this: Tawnee doesn't have any skills, she can't even type, let alone market her own website to the scale that we have done. She was working as a waitress when we met her... LS

07-26-2002, 02:50 PM	#65
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	Ah, the world turns.

07-26-2002, 02:53 PM	#66
Morgan Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Corona Del Mar, CA Posts: 10,520	I dont get it. she's not that hot. does she have like 3 clits or something????

07-26-2002, 03:04 PM	#70
payrollpete Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,527	"if you were smart youd be out there bidding on those keywords," lets not talk about smart mr. emptied accounts lol

07-26-2002, 03:09 PM	#72
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	I know a guy who brough Tom Green to his prom... not as a date, just 'cause he could.

07-26-2002, 03:15 PM	#73
Marcus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,472	or better yet...Win a Date with Cheshire :)

07-26-2002, 04:47 PM	#76
jammyjenkins So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,371	After what labret said I can't even jerk off to Tawnee any more. I tried and feel like a complete sicko. Thanks labret.

07-26-2002, 05:51 PM	#81
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	You guys should realize that it doesnt matter who you are -- without the traffic and the marketing you don't make the money.

07-26-2002, 06:35 PM	#83
Socks Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 8,475	Look at all you fucking haters.. You think Tawnee sells herself?!

07-26-2002, 08:46 PM	#85
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07-26-2002, 09:08 PM	#87
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	Well I'm glad Danni Ass is ranked so low... I got real tired of hearing about her in the media. Same w/ that Cindy Margolis or whatever. That most downloaded woman crap cracks me up. As for Tawnee -- Labret of course you have a point -- but do you really think she could go mainstream? What kind of work could she do off the net? I'm not sure if she could make it -- I could only really imagine her as an extra on Dawson's Creek. Honestly I think she has a sweet deal -- she works 1 day and the rest of the month she can do whatever she wants. Sounds a lot like my job ;)

07-26-2002, 09:11 PM	#88
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	You got to wonder what will happen to her eventually? My hope is she moves to hardcore porno until she's 30 -- then she can hang out w/ Howard Stern and make her living signing autographs...

07-26-2002, 10:26 PM	#90
Lensman GFY Chaperone Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Adult.com Posts: 9,846	Pure spam. $1,000 says that "amateur pages" returns more matches. Steve, your sig is too big... Last edited by Lensman; 07-26-2002 at 10:28 PM..

07-26-2002, 10:47 PM	#91
Chris R Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Baltimore, MD USA Posts: 1,151	Phrase Matches Cindy Margolis 4,700 impressions Phrase Matches Cindy Crawford 8,900 impressions Phrase Matches Brianna Banks 1,100 impressions Phrase Matches Danni Ashe 5,900 impressions Phrase Matches Tawnee Stone 0 impressions searches per day from google (rounded to the nearest 100). Don't know when they last updated it... Oh and.. Phrase Matches Amateur Pages 3,000 impressions From findwhat: cindy margolis 9305 cindy crawford 4362 brianna banks 3561 danni ashe 2827 tawnee stone 8280 amateur pages 4798 From wordtracker: tawnee stone 8249 amateur pages 7517 cindy margolis 4788 brianna banks 3844 danni ashe 3176 cindy crawford 2670