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do any of you have a real life "girl next door"?
are girls next door just a myth or do any of you actually have a hot girl living next door?
ive only had one once but it was in 7th grade which was an akward time ![]() im 18 now and will be moving out this year, im hoping that there is a hot girl next door who i can see changing through the window, make some casual chat while getting the mail, etc., and eventually she will invite me over to fix something and remark at how manly i am and i will then fuck her brains out. ![]()
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we did when we lived at the loft she was really hot
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Make STACK$
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i wish....dammit
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Do Fun Shit.
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I live with my hot girl next door...
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"Assassins"
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I had a girl next door that was real hot and it drove me nut because she had a nerdy boyfriend that was always hanging around.
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A freakin' legend!
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In the past, a bunch of times.
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i have a girl living next door... but she is damn ugly... wouldn't hit her if you threatened me to kill me....
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#8 |
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: downunder
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I sure do have a girl next door!!
Unfortunately shes about 85 and lives with her husband.....luckily I cant see into their bathroom in the morning! |
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yes... your mother... she's calling me, gotta go
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Show Yer Tits!
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A lotta hotties in this neighborhood...
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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my apartment building is loaded with hotties.. and they are all on the 5th floor.. damnit.. why do I have to be on the 8th..
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: portland, OR
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My neighbor is a gay guy, however, down the street is a super hot babe that I've seen jogging around the neighborhood.
I lost my virginity to the girl next door...kind of. It was actually the girl next doors best friend. |
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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I had one in Livermore California years ago - lived up stairs with her father. She was nineteen. Tall, perfect body, beautiful face, huge rack! I asked her if she was interested in opening a pay site with me and she throught I was creepy - until she lost her job and ran out of money. We shot an entire site together - my first real site.
Didn't make a dime but what I learned from doing it was worth it's weight in gold.
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Location: Everville
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I have a ton of HOT neighbours
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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No real hot neighbours here...
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#17 |
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It's always like this. Some lucky bastards fuck stunning hotties next do but it never happened to me. She was either ugly or fat or too old. WTF?
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Location: Washington State
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My neighbor was hot when I was in highschool, we used to fuck all the time.
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#19 |
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Yeah. I used to have one. A real one.
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#21 |
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Location: Cleveland
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does she count?
The one on the left?
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sex is good
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Carman, MB Canada
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I have one living next door to me. I am the landlord of an apt building.
she is a tenent and is nice and hot, friendly, single and going to university, but I haven't had the chance talked to her much unless it had something to do with her apt. Yet! |
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I have one , but she looks like shit!
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TheHun's Yellow Pages!
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No, but I do have a nice MILF across the street
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Married ones. I think I am the only single guy on my entire street.
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i dont know my neighbors too well lol
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My neighbor is a single hot 42 year old. I will have her legs wrapped around my head in the coming months.
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I'M the girl next door. Hahaha ;)
One of my ex-neighbors is still convinced we're meant to be. I don't even know why. Every so often he'll resurface, drunk as shit, and remind me that "you and I would be better than anyone else in the world, ever" or something. ????????? |
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I need a beer
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I don't consider old asian ladies as the girl next door type
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just move to an upscale apt complex and you will see hot girls all the time, they are usually tenants or hang with tenants
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In Kentucky, I have an Asian girl, Korean I think, that lives next to me. She is so fucking hot she should be in Playboy. Has some scrub boyfriend that hangs around and fucks her so hard we can hear her next door when our windows are open.
I have jerked many times to that sound. |
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Good luck with your believes ...
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fuck yeah, im living in a condo - girl next door 9th floor one of the hottest pieces of ass Ive ever seen
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Newp.....
But there is a 17-18 year old girl across the street that over the last year of living across from my house must have had 100 guys over in the last year and its always once her parents go out. Every single night / day / afternoon ...there is a new dick. You could set your watch to the dicks showing up for her each day. There are cars here 7 nights a week with WAY older guys, young guys, black,asian, spanish, white, and probably aliens at this point. I didnt know this many guys let alone people lived around here. The guys with cars all do the "drop at the end of the block" routine away from her house for whatever reason. I assume that she wants to play the "Innocent" angle ....but all the neighbors see the deal. Most of the people around me are in their 60's where I live. She's not all that great looking, quite average... Typical chick. She must suck one hell of a cock to have this many dicks lining up for her each night of the week to take her out. |
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