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Old 01-10-2007, 02:33 PM   #1
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Ever have a friend drive into your yard & fall out of it with a needle in his arm?

.........while the cops were after him?


Someday soon I will tell this story.
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Old 01-10-2007, 02:34 PM   #2
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I meant to say, crash into your yard and fall out of the car with a needle in his arm......

not enough room in there to type all that.
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Old 01-10-2007, 02:53 PM   #3
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DWB - hasnt happened yet but i think thats cause you dont have my address..
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Old 01-10-2007, 02:55 PM   #4
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so what happened?

now you got us looking
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Old 01-10-2007, 02:57 PM   #5
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Pfft ... If I had a dollar for everytime that happened
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Old 01-10-2007, 02:58 PM   #6
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Happens everyday around here.

I try to shoot them down before they actually enter my yard.
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Old 01-10-2007, 03:00 PM   #7
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thats why I prefer not to have friends LOL

that would be an interesting story - glad to see that when your friend is in real big trouble he knows where to go for help.
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Old 01-10-2007, 03:14 PM   #8
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I don't want friends like that...it would only bring me down.
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Old 01-10-2007, 03:15 PM   #9
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So this tool that I knew from way back and have not seen in years drives into the middle of the yard honking his horn at 6am.

I have no idea WTF is going on so I grab my shotgun (sawed off with a tactical grip - yeehaaaw, this is Kentucky) and head to the door to see if some drunk is going to rush my house. I was in full "defend the house" mode.

There I see the door open to the car and a body laying in the grass next to the car. So now I think they are hurt and turn to call 911, when I hear him say my name.

I run over and it's __________ laying there, totally fucked out of his skull with a fucking needed in his arm.

He says the police were behind him, but they never made it to my house. Not sure if in his dazed drug induced state he imagined them or actually lost them, but they never came. He said he knew I would help him so he came to my place.

I was fucking livid that this dip shit would come to MY HOUSE, drive into the yard while shooting up!!!

I put him into the backseat of the car, drove it into the street and parked it, and went back inside to sleep. He was gone when I woke up this afternoon.

The last time I helped anyone like this, I ended up with a "tampering with evidence" & a "receiving stolen property" charge on me. But that is another story...
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Old 01-10-2007, 04:48 PM   #10
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Never known that smurfs are in things like this
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Old 01-10-2007, 05:19 PM   #11
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Never known that smurfs are in things like this
Man, those little blue fuckers are into all kinds of shit.

Never trust a smurf or men named Shelia.
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Old 01-10-2007, 05:31 PM   #12
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That's so ... Pulp Fiction.
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Old 01-10-2007, 06:46 PM   #13
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Old 01-10-2007, 06:48 PM   #14
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Thankfully haven't had the pleasure of that..seen a few od's in my time though
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Old 01-10-2007, 06:56 PM   #15
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That's so ... Pulp Fiction.
One of the all time best movies!!!!!!
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