Seriously dude..

Guys who post their stats when not asked?

PUSSYS..

HUGE PUSSYS..

GIGANTIC CLOSET QUEERS.

You have something you're trying to compensate for?

I always find the funniest thing is when i run into somebody who *thinks* they're big shit.. who thinks they're makin the bigtime... only to find out that they really arent making shit.

read: i make less money than you.

and as we all know. that's all that matters ;)

please keep calling me a pussy though. that's some hard shit for me to deal with...

And do i know how to work photoshop?

Yeah.. i did once.. but now i just hire designers to do that shit for me.

And when i'm bored cause i have a cold i post on the boards to have fun with closet cases like you.

closet cases who make more money than you. it's very obvious that the fact bothers you.

aaaah.. you're one of *those* people?

one of those people who thinks that me not sharing the company income for a privately held corporation is an indication of our income?

cmon dude.. if you are half as smart as you say you are then you know better than that.

i could care less how much you make.. really.

I'm calling you a pussy for hiding.. not for anything else.

If the word pussy doesnt bug you than perhaps a more appropriate word like "coward" or "spammer" would be appropriate?

fact is that i didnt ASK how much you make..

wanna know why?

same reason i dont ask anybody... cause its just none of my business

bottom line is that you felt the need to interject your stats into this thread without any reason.

did you just learn photoshop?

You know who you are?

You're that guy that likes to interrupt a good conversation to say something witty like "i just took the biggest shit.. you guys wanna see it?"

hahaha

kettle, pot, and something black?

Hang on.. i just woke up a designer to design me some $20 a months stats so that i could be cool like you and share fake stats.

yes, you just wanted to contact me as soon as you saw my stats. here's my icq. here's my email. let's talk. lol. you so funny hooper.

We dont email at all..

"those who know me know what i do.. and those who know me know where i go.. and those who know me know what i know.. but only if they know those who really really know"

cmon you pussy..

so i'm an unejucated hick from the heart of mississippi.... i dont have a dollar to my name... and i just fucked my cousin.

So now make my day.. answer my question. stop being a coward.

What do you do?

new translation: i make less than you do. AND, i feel inferior.

Other than post your stats?

And you do biz? Too old skool for icq?
hahahahaha

let me guess... you're the same kind of idiotic dinosaur who thought that the motor car was a losing idea?

did i ask you to contact me? sure.. tried to make a friend with some poor idiot who clearly wanted me to pay attention to how much he makes.

should i quote you earlier in this thread where you ask me to contact you on icq lol, and then when i tell you i don't do icq, you give me your email addy? lol?
i have fun with people like you...

if you must put it to rest you idiot.. we make quite a bit more than your post-a-stats say you do.

so now that we're over who has a bigger dick.. why dont you come clean about where your :2 cents: comes from?

How many more pages do i have to play with this moron before i get a free jacket?

man, those free jackets.

yes, you and your 'affiliate program'. so, after the 50+% you should be paying your webmastes, how much do you take home. homie. lol.

that's what i thought.

100?

yes, asking for one is a sure fire way to get one.

i'm actually just hoping that lens will give me a kiss in florida.. but dont tell quiet... he might get jealous..


.its ok though quiet.

in my 4 days on the internet i've learned that even the most confused posters such as yourself can be brought to see the light that is class and up fron honesty.

when you fee like answering some simple questions feel free to answer the "what do you do" question...

til then?

go away you fuckin gypsy

And in the spirit of the thread:

Hi... i used to use a windows system.. but it turns out that i coudnt get image editing software that really did what i wanted.

So i bought an overpriced laptop and was so lonely that i took pictures of it for other people to see.

Now, I can post my stats & show people pictures of my pretty computer.

My name is Quiet.
I'm a lonely loser.

yet you can't figure out how to post some simple stats. did you need to wake someone up to figure it out?

finally, something funny.

what's final cut pro?

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yet you can't figure out how to post some simple stats
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so now you're laughing because i hired the best designer on the internet to come and work full time for me?


kinda a ripoff of the woody allen quote:


those who do... get rich & finally hire people to do it for them.

those who can't do post their stats at every possible opportunity in hopes that they can get a job with those who do.

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what's final cut pro?
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EXACTLY!

I imagine its some video editing software but was trying to make friendly conversation :-)

Now see quiet.. this could have ended up so much better for you.

You could have made a friend, made a business contact and not looked like an idiot in front of your peers.

I still hold out hope for you.. cause deep down inside...
I like you quiet!

505 posts to go.

Fuck.. i need some fresh blood.

okay, remind me again who's bragging?
third read (beyond obvious now): i still make can't avoid the fact i make less money than you. so i will try to steer around that fact.

and if you're hiring, please icq me. if you don't hav icq, please email me. lol

i don't need business contacts. if i wasn't sucessful, i guess i might...

hahahahaha..

so lets get your story straight and on record:

1) You're really really successful
2) You're too cool to tell anybody what you do
3) You like sharing screenshots of html documents with us
4) You are too successful to make business contacts

Sounds to me like a case of somebody with their head in their own ass.

Perhaps.. just perhaps i grant the possibility that you are one of those idiot perverts who managed to make a buck in this biz for no reason other than pure luck (read, its clearly not for your people skills or your desire to make contacts).

In all reality though i think you are probably a lonely twenty something who has regrets about not having made better choices with regards to illicit drugs and pizza delivery... but you've got your baby.. your pride and joy.. your Mac T4x9552 V2.3... and with it you can create your own reality.

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i don't need business contacts. if i wasn't sucessful, i guess i might...
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It's a sure sign of decline when you're no longer seeking growth through relationships.

Take my advice newbies... follow in "cool guy's" steps and you'll be as lonely as he is and as broke as he will be (or in all likelihood already is)"

:thumbsup

150.

are you trying to make me feel bad? try posting some gay porn instead.

i make more money than you, i don't need to suck other webmasters cocks, and i'm retiring in a year. and this makes me happy.

Man.. i just got told it was 1000!

What the fuck?

I quit.

Quiet.. i submit to your all powerful photos of your computer.

But i'm still not too cool to make new contacts, listen to new ideas and just be cool to people i dont know :-)

See ya'll tomorrow & look forward to seeing everybody in Florida... (except for quiet of course cause he's probably too cool to come to trade shows)

:glugglug

actually, i have a vip invite on the 'elite' cruise lol. just ask sleazy. i am good friends with cybercat.

about time you submitted though.

congrats dude..

i'm fairly certain you dont have an invite to the super duper elite cruise though.

NAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....

I'm TOO COOL FOR THAT!

If you're gonna be in Florida quiet, then join me & the clickfeel crew on a 10 boat deep sea fishing expedition.... i PROMISE i wont push you off :)

thats right.. limos to the fishing boats, prizes for the biggest fish and a fun ass party boat back that gets you right to the hotel just in time to crash the players ball :-)

And then there is the oooooo dinner that only the super duper freaky deaky elite are getting to go to.... but that's not really public.. so i'll just post stats about it afterwards :-)

l8r dude... i seriously have to go to bed or i'm gonna be in trouble with the lil lady.

translation (three parts):

(1) i can't compete with you in a monetary sense. so i will dazzle you with some boats and stuff
(2) i give up trying to argue with quiet.
(3) relax a bit. i post on gfy for entertainment. and i will fuck with you all night long. it helps pass the long hours of editing in fcp (what's that) and compressing in cleaner...

you purchased a MAC and that is the reason that you kick ass:thumbsup
but you will need the compatible for gallery submission and shit like that