Anyone here old enough to remember The Happy Hooker? - GoFuckYourself.com

JFK · 01-08-2007, 02:31 PM

She, Xaviera Hollander, goes all the way back to the 70's. Used to create quite a stir way back then. Just found out, from reading the Torornto Sun, she is running a bed and breakfeast in Amsterdam

It might be a great place to visit next time WMA is there

http://jam.canoe.ca/Books/2007/01/02/3134903-ap.html
She also has a site at
xavierahollander.com check it out

TurboAngel · 01-08-2007, 02:34 PM

From the 70's

I don't think there's many people here who will remember her.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-08-2007, 02:36 PM

My parents had that book. Damn, what a turn-on reading it when I was a young teen...

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RuthB · 01-08-2007, 02:38 PM

trippy, I just picked up a copy of that book from a used bookstore, haven't had a chance to read much of it yet cos I just moved, sounds like she had a lot of fun though!

JFK · 01-08-2007, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by TurboAngel

From the 70's

I don't think there's many people here who will remember her.

well, she used to write a column for Penthouse as well, some people may remember that

Sveindt Beindt · 01-08-2007, 02:40 PM

Lol remember her dont read her book but a lot of other stories about her

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-08-2007, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK

well, she used to write a column for Penthouse as well, some people may remember that

It was named "Call Me Madam" (you know how some people have a photographic memory...well, I have a pornographic memory).

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tony286 · 01-08-2007, 02:42 PM

man went to her site she didnt age gracefully.

SmokeyTheBear · 01-08-2007, 02:42 PM

http://smokeycash.com/myvideo/the-happy-hooker.html

Techie Media · 01-08-2007, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

She, Xaviera Hollander, goes all the way back to the 70's. Used to create quite a stir way back then. Just found out, from reading the Torornto Sun, she is running a bed and breakfeast in Amsterdam

It might be a great place to visit next time WMA is there

http://jam.canoe.ca/Books/2007/01/02/3134903-ap.html
She also has a site at
xavierahollander.com check it out

I remember, you're making me feel old bro..

eZe · 01-08-2007, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK

well, she used to write a column for Penthouse as well, some people may remember that

I rememer her column in Penthouse.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 01-08-2007, 02:46 PM

Found it in my moms secret spot.. along with fredericks of hollywood catologs. She was quite the madam.

Lee · 01-08-2007, 02:48 PM

Ya, I knew her more from Penthouse, at the time I was more into the pics though (well you are at that age lol).

JFK · 01-08-2007, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404

man went to her site she didnt age gracefully.

the Sun article does quote her saying, "I am quite a big woman now - the size of a female football player"

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 01-08-2007, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404

man went to her site she didnt age gracefully.

yeah..sucks when you are in your 70's and look like you are in your 70's

TheLegacy · 01-08-2007, 02:50 PM

remember reading that book as well back then - extreme turn on.

thanks for the heads up jfk - always love hearing about idols

JFK · 01-08-2007, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday

yeah..sucks when you are in your 70's and look like you are in your 70's

Life's a bitch, aint it

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-08-2007, 03:55 PM

Original cover...

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Sarah_Jayne · 01-08-2007, 03:58 PM

I remember sneaking downstairs to watch the soft porn movie version of her book on cinemax ;)

_Richard_ · 01-08-2007, 03:58 PM

what the hell? i've never heard of it, or her

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JFK · 01-08-2007, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Original cover...

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Looks well appreciated

baddog · 01-08-2007, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Original cover...

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That is the cover of the one I read . . . did not recognize the pink.

I would be willing to bet I still have that book stashed somewhere.

Spunky · 01-08-2007, 08:35 PM

I remember reading that book when I was a teen

mikeyddddd · 01-08-2007, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK

Anyone here old enough to remember The Happy Hooker?

Unfortunately, yes.

JFK · 01-08-2007, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by mikeyddddd

Unfortunately, yes.

dont be so hard on yourself, at least you are here to talk about it

cj_purve · 01-08-2007, 09:56 PM

that was the first ever piece of porn material I read when I was about 9 years old!!!! i remember thinking how much fun it sounded to be a high end call girl!!! lol

i was born after it was written though ;-)

mikeyddddd · 01-08-2007, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK

dont be so hard on yourself, at least you are here to talk about it

I guess so. I didn't think I'd make it to 18. I was surprised I made it to 21. Everything since then has been gravy.

bausch · 01-08-2007, 10:06 PM

I read about her when I was like 9 or 10... I was born in 1978. I was very precocious and smart as a child, already reading articles at such a young age!!!!
(rather questionable material though) I didn't know exactly what she did, bu I think I had an idea that it was "something bad".

directfiesta · 01-09-2007, 12:09 AM

sure do ...

rubed a few out reading her book ( reading .. ) when I was a kid...

It was a big thing at the time...

directfiesta · 01-09-2007, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

That is the cover of the one I read . . . did not recognize the pink.

I would be willing to bet I still have that book stashed somewhere.

The pink is the sequel ...

Not as best-seller, but more into what at the time was considered graphic sex ...

MichaelP · 01-09-2007, 12:47 AM

I read 3 or 4 books from her back then... Madam, Xaviera and some other titles I don,t remeber

That was good reading ;)

Marie · 01-09-2007, 01:01 AM

I read "the happy hooker" when I was 18 or 19. I loved it! Xaviera is on national TV about every time someone needs a quote about hookers or sex. She is really cool. Isn't she a sex therapist now or something?

donkevlar · 01-09-2007, 03:15 AM

I'm not old enough to remember, but i AM however cool enough to own the happy hooker on vinyl

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-09-2007, 03:18 AM

Boneprone fucked her...and she paid him.

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JFK · 01-09-2007, 04:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Marie

I read "the happy hooker" when I was 18 or 19. I loved it! Xaviera is on national TV about every time someone needs a quote about hookers or sex. She is really cool. Isn't she a sex therapist now or something?

She runs a bed and breakfeast

JimmiDean · 01-09-2007, 04:39 AM

I remeber the pic of her lips and the dick lipstick in Penthouse years back.
She did the sexual advice section.
See I did read the articles.

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