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Phoenix 01-05-2007 10:25 AM

50....useless whores franck loves

nikki99 01-05-2007 10:27 AM

thatīs hot :)

Agent 488 01-05-2007 10:27 AM

pls add polish_bureaucrat.

Martin 01-05-2007 10:35 AM

Ok I just re-read the thread and see where he's going. Frank is a sig whore but I don't consider him one of the "useless" ones. At least Frank can be some what entertaining.

Dirty F 01-05-2007 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin (Post 11662967)
Frank you're one of the biggest sig whores in gfy history. Just admit it, this thread was even started to get sig views.:1orglaugh

If you really think that Martin then you are an idiot. I very very rarely post something just to place a sig. I'm all for total ban of all sigs so dont be stupid just like that idiot Rawalex.

Agent 488 01-05-2007 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornopete (Post 11663818)
I don't even notice posts from people without sigs unless somebody quotes them.

you are one deranged sheep ba ba baa.

Martin 01-05-2007 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornopete (Post 11663818)
You need a sig bro. It's so fucked up seeing a post without a sig. I don't even notice posts from people without sigs unless somebody quotes them.

How's this?

Agent 488 01-05-2007 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornopete (Post 11663832)
The fact that I'm derange cannot be argued. As for being a sheep, well you are completely clueless.

:2 cents:

go eat some grass sig sheep.

baddog 01-05-2007 11:09 AM

Honorable Mention, Lifetime Achievement Award: Paul Markham

-SECCO- 01-05-2007 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Franck (Post 11663694)
I very very rarely post something just to place a sig.

joker:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Lazonby 01-05-2007 11:16 AM

Spunky is the biggest sigwhore by far. 75000 posts of 'I'd hit it', etc.

polish_aristocrat 01-05-2007 11:26 AM

on another note, one of the very top GFY posters postcount wise is never talked about, but he's been outsourced since 3 years

the guy who originally made the nickname is not using it anymore at all, he just has a long term sig deal with a sponsor (yes, the sponsor is overpaying) and has an outsourced employee post for him for pennies on this and one other board

the guy is literally making like $500 monthly for nothing with that nickname since 3 years

Im not naming the nick, since it belongs to my former close friend though

scottybuzz 01-05-2007 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 11663944)
on another note, one of the very top GFY posters postcount wise is never talked about, but he's been outsourced since 3 years

the guy who originally made the nickname is not using it anymore at all, he just has a long term sig deal with a sponsor (yes, the sponsor is overpaying) and has an outsourced employee post for him for pennies on this and one other board

the guy is literally making like $500 monthly for nothing with that nickname since 3 years

Im not naming the nick, since it belongs to my former close friend though

manowar?

Agent 488 01-05-2007 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 11663944)
Im not naming the nick, since it belongs to my former close friend though

http://www.members.shaw.ca/theocole/pics/jacob.jpg

Dirty F 01-05-2007 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -SECCO- (Post 11663855)
joker:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Big fucking retard.

polish_aristocrat 01-05-2007 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by budsbabes (Post 11663960)

nice picture, is that you?

but what does it have in common with this thread?

Dirty F 01-05-2007 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lazonby (Post 11663888)
Spunky is the biggest sigwhore by far. 75000 posts of 'I'd hit it', etc.

Yeah how could i forget him and Vitasoy.

CaptainHowdy 01-05-2007 11:34 AM

Late sig spot...

Dirty F 01-05-2007 11:34 AM

Updated list:

CaptainHowdy
Cristie
4man
ToplistBlog_Com
Stacey_joinrightnow
-SECCO-
Spunky
Vitasoy

MetaMan 01-05-2007 11:34 AM

His name starts with an "F" and end with a "K" here is another clue, more gay guys hit on him than women because he has a homosexual haircut.

Martin 01-05-2007 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornopete (Post 11663838)
Better, but incomprehensible. 'What IN the fuck?'

I guess you don't get Trailer Park Boys out there in.... Where ever the hell you are again.

Agent 488 01-05-2007 11:38 AM

founder of the vic 20 polish webmaster club:

http://home.freeuk.com/markaldridge/...-men-00018.jpg

pornguy 01-05-2007 11:39 AM

I wonder how many in the list are on the ignore list of the people complaining. Or do you find it more interesting to see what the asshats have to say.

Huggles 01-05-2007 11:44 AM

That's nice

borked 01-05-2007 11:45 AM

Let's not all lose sight of the title of the thread folks
Let's make the ultimate "totally useless sigwhores list"


A big majority of GFY users post to expose their sig - there are ones that post to interact and by doing so expose their sig, and there are ones that post simply shite to expose their sig.

IMHO, anyone with an average post count count of >25 posts per day is a useless sig whore (or just damn bored or sad)

alexg 01-05-2007 11:47 AM

I'm surprised you didn't mention Vitasoy on that list...

borked 01-05-2007 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 11664025)
I wonder how many in the list are on the ignore list of the people complaining. Or do you find it more interesting to see what the asshats have to say.

I don't know why, but I find the ignore option even more annoying and in-your-face than not ignoring them...

"This person is in your ignore list"

or whatever it says stands out far greater than the drabble they post and makes me check who it is which gets me frustrated.

A far far better option would be to hack the software to totally erase the table row showing their post.... :2 cents:

polish_aristocrat 01-05-2007 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by borked (Post 11664070)
IMHO, anyone with an average post count count of >25 posts per day is a useless sig whore (or just damn bored or sad)

that would be the following people (top posters sorted by daily number of posts -- the list is 2 months old though )


squishypimp = 130.95
madawgz = 92.39
Manowar = 59.57
Cristie = 50.26
Spunky = 46.14
Vitasoy = 44.93
Juicy D. Links = 43.28
MaddCaz = 35.53
Pete-KT = 34.70
xclusive = 34.69
scottybuzz = 34.30
Madrox = 33.89
KlenTelaris = 33.80
reynold = 32.28
notabook = 29.74
u-Bob = 27.66
Fletch XXX = 27.61
A1R3K = 26.30
CamsLord = 25.18

Dirty F 01-05-2007 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 11663999)
His name starts with an "F" and end with a "K" here is another clue, more gay guys hit on him than women because he has a homosexual haircut.

Do you ever think and realize how fucked up it is that you can stop talking about my hair? I mean really, its kinda freaky dude. For a year now you have been talking about my hair. In my threads but also non relevant threads you out of nowhere start talking about my hair. Besides being amazingly stupid and simple you really have some fucked up issues you need need to take care of dude. Im not joking.

borked 01-05-2007 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alexg (Post 11664093)
I'm surprised you didn't mention Vitasoy on that list...

it is...
I think the point is to make a non-exhaustive list

Dirty F 01-05-2007 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 11664110)
that would be the following people (top posters sorted by daily number of posts -- the list is 2 months old though )


squishypimp = 130.95
madawgz = 92.39
Manowar = 59.57
Cristie = 50.26
Spunky = 46.14
Vitasoy = 44.93
Juicy D. Links = 43.28
MaddCaz = 35.53
Pete-KT = 34.70
xclusive = 34.69
scottybuzz = 34.30
Madrox = 33.89
KlenTelaris = 33.80
reynold = 32.28
notabook = 29.74
u-Bob = 27.66
Fletch XXX = 27.61
A1R3K = 26.30
CamsLord = 25.18

Wtf is camslord? 25 posts a day and i never seen his name?

borked 01-05-2007 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 11664110)
that would be the following people (top posters sorted by daily number of posts -- the list is 2 months old though )


squishypimp = 130.95
madawgz = 92.39
Manowar = 59.57
Cristie = 50.26
Spunky = 46.14
Vitasoy = 44.93
Juicy D. Links = 43.28
MaddCaz = 35.53
Pete-KT = 34.70
xclusive = 34.69
scottybuzz = 34.30
Madrox = 33.89
KlenTelaris = 33.80
reynold = 32.28
notabook = 29.74
u-Bob = 27.66
Fletch XXX = 27.61
A1R3K = 26.30
CamsLord = 25.18

I meant 25/day counting their join date...
I think I did more than 25/day these last few days, but that's because I'm stuck at home feeling like shit and so, count me in the bored category.

But yeah, that list looks good - it's obviously not a foolproof method, but a good rule of thumb (well, for me)

borked 01-05-2007 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Franck (Post 11664122)
Wtf is camslord? 25 posts a day and i never seen his name?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

gfy police category?

MetaMan 01-05-2007 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Franck (Post 11664114)
Do you ever think and realize how fucked up it is that you can stop talking about my hair? I mean really, its kinda freaky dude. For a year now you have been talking about my hair. In my threads but also non relevant threads you out of nowhere start talking about my hair. Besides being amazingly stupid and simple you really have some fucked up issues you need need to take care of dude. Im not joking.

did i say "Dirty Franck" i think you have a hard on for me thinking i am talking about you.

how does it feel to admit you have a homosexual hairstyle?

i think you should probably come out of the closet soon, society is much more accepting of gays compared to years ago (it is like that in canada im not sure about how the dutch are)

you will find life much more enjoyable accepting who you really are. it is not like you are fooling anyone on here except yourself. Im not joking.

Huggles 01-05-2007 12:04 PM

Congrats

Dirty F 01-05-2007 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 11664185)
did i say "Dirty Franck" i think you have a hard on for me thinking i am talking about you.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh god you are truly a pathetic piece of shit. I feel sorry for you...

polish_aristocrat 01-05-2007 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by borked (Post 11664160)
I meant 25/day counting their join date...

thats what i posted. the list was posted by TD 2 months ago.

MetaMan 01-05-2007 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Franck (Post 11664232)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh god you are truly a pathetic piece of shit. I feel sorry for you...

feel sorry for me? no no Franck do not feel sorry for me.

I think we as a community feel very sorry for you, it must be depressing living life not being able to come out and admit who you truly are.

I bet most of your friends and family alreay realise your homosexual tendencies and most will still love you once you finally come out of the closet.

there is nothing wrong with being gay, and maybe your parents raised you that there was thus you are afraid to admit it. i understand, i am here for you man.

lets point out the obvious:
Your original nickname was "Battus" sounds like "Battass" sounds like "Batt in my Ass"
you spell "Frank" with a "c" "Franck"
You get hit on by more gay guy than women
You have a haircut that may as well be a bullseye on your ass cheeks.

do not feel sorry for me, we should be feeling sorry for you, i will pray for you tonight, just be who you really are man, quit the act, we all know it, and obviously you know it. :2 cents:

-SECCO- 01-05-2007 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Franck (Post 11663979)
Big fucking retard.

you seem such a cute and innocent boy on pictures...


but once you get going on the big bad internet you are:

INVINCIBLE, STRONG and POWERFUL:1orglaugh


poor you!

nick3131 01-05-2007 12:26 PM

congrats to all winners

starpimps 01-05-2007 12:40 PM

add me to the list, i am a major signwhohre

tranza 01-05-2007 12:43 PM

See sig?!

borked 01-05-2007 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 11664237)
thats what i posted. the list was posted by TD 2 months ago.

Shit! given the length of time some of those have been registered then there are people with some serious social problems out there, sigwhores or not.


Come on TD - you da man for the job, can we have some serious GFY stats?


A general distribution curve showing average posts/day, to give us the median


maybe some other shit, but mainly:

to find the biggest sigwhore...



avg posts per day (total posts / days registered)

divided by

avg #posts per thread (total posts / number of threads posted in)




Go on TD, I know you'll love spending the time writing the code to find him/her :winkwink:

polish_aristocrat 01-05-2007 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by borked (Post 11664513)
Shit! given the length of time some of those have been registered then there are people with some serious social problems out there, sigwhores or not.


Come on TD - you da man for the job, can we have some serious GFY stats?


A general distribution curve showing average posts/day, to give us the median


maybe some other shit, but mainly:

to find the biggest sigwhore...



avg posts per day (total posts / days registered)

divided by

avg #posts per thread (total posts / number of threads posted in)




Go on TD, I know you'll love spending the time writing the code to find him/her :winkwink:

good idea, but you should make a new thread about it, I doubt TD will read all 98 posts in this thread to see your post :winkwink:

jryan89 01-05-2007 01:03 PM

i wish i was on that list....lol

gimo33 01-05-2007 01:04 PM

100 useless sigwhores....

borked 01-05-2007 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by borked (Post 11664513)
Come on TD - you da man for the job, can we have some serious GFY stats?


A general distribution curve showing average posts/day, to give us the median


maybe some other shit, but mainly:

to find the biggest sigwhore...



avg posts per day (total posts / days registered)

divided by

avg #posts per thread (total posts / number of threads posted in)




Go on TD, I know you'll love spending the time writing the code to find him/her :winkwink:

oops didn't mean to bump it

madawgz 01-05-2007 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by borked (Post 11664611)
oops didn't mean to bump it

i wouldnt mind seeing that :upsidedow

wjxxx 01-05-2007 02:49 PM

good idea

Snake Doctor 01-05-2007 02:50 PM

congrats

see sig


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