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  • edgeprod
    Permanently Gone
    • Mar 2004
    • 10019

    #101
    Originally posted by baddog
    We are talking about Paul here.
    Well, all I'm saying is that *I* wouldn't want to be in the shoes of *someone* who posted what is, in effect, a spam post disguised (thinly) as something informative .. who was then revealed to have been bragging about joins when, in fact, joins were not possible.

    I'm not specifically talking about any ONE particular individual who may or may not have misrepresented success or sales, and I ESPECIALLY wouldn't find it amusing, considering their "I'm so much better than EVERYONE and you SUCK for not being me" attitude. Not me, no.

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    • candyflip
      Carpe Visio
      • Jul 2002
      • 43069

      #102
      Originally posted by Axeman
      Gotta be a tight profit margin on $5 non recurring sales. How hard are you upselling inside?
      I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't have any aside from those referring to his "big paysite".

      Remember who you're talking to here.

      Spend you some brain.
      Email Me

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      • edgeprod
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        • Mar 2004
        • 10019

        #103
        Originally posted by baddog
        someone has WAY too much time on their hands
        You know that you can change that to suit your tastes, yes? i.e.:

        http://baddog.justgotowned.com

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        • borked
          Totally Borked
          • Feb 2005
          • 6284

          #104

          For coding work - hit me up on andy // borkedcoder // com
          (consider figuring out the email as test #1)



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          • edgeprod
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            • Mar 2004
            • 10019

            #105
            Originally posted by candyflip
            I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't have any aside from those referring to his "big paysite".

            Remember who you're talking to here.
            Paul wouldn't lie!

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            • baddog
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2001
              • 107089

              #106
              Originally posted by Theo The Theologian
              Not only do you spam but you ask a question, then disagree with nearly every valid response simply because it conflicts with the answer you were *trying* to lead people to in the first place.

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              • baddog
                So Fucking Banned
                • Apr 2001
                • 107089

                #107
                Originally posted by wyldblyss
                for Paul yes...for MonsterPartners....we went one step further....we didn't even make a site...and our ratios are even better than Pauls
                Zen and the Art of Porn.

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                • baddog
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 107089

                  #108
                  Originally posted by edgeprod
                  You know that you can change that to suit your tastes, yes? i.e.:
                  I really didn't think you had the time to do it, I was referring to whomever initially went to the effort.

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                  • edgeprod
                    Permanently Gone
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 10019

                    #109
                    Originally posted by baddog
                    I really didn't think you had the time to do it, I was referring to whomever initially went to the effort.
                    I didn't think that you meant ME .. although I *do* have the time .. I don't have to sing for my supper any longer, as the case may be. I'm moving to the lake in March, so let the leisure begin!

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                    • borked
                      Totally Borked
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 6284

                      #110
                      Originally posted by edgeprod
                      I didn't think that you meant ME .. although I *do* have the time .. I don't have to sing for my supper any longer, as the case may be. I'm moving to the lake in March, so let the leisure begin!

                      ABP has been good to/for you.
                      Nice one

                      For coding work - hit me up on andy // borkedcoder // com
                      (consider figuring out the email as test #1)



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                      • Paul Markham
                        Too old to care
                        • Jun 2001
                        • 52942

                        #111
                        Originally posted by baddog
                        I think I will go to bed
                        I expect you will be back though.



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                        • Paul Markham
                          Too old to care
                          • Jun 2001
                          • 52942

                          #112
                          Does the Webstream link work?

                          http://www.5dollarsporn.com/petra/join.php

                          Do the CCBILL and the Webstream links work?

                          http://www.5dollarsporn.com/christine/join.php

                          http://www.5dollarsporn.com/kay/join.php

                          http://www.5dollarsporn.com/grace/join.php

                          My God I wish I was as clever as some of the guys here.



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                          • Doctor Dre
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Jan 2001
                            • 51692

                            #113
                            Once again you owned yourself ! another funny thread brought you you by Paul Markham
                            Originally posted by rayadp05
                            I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                            • StuBradley
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 2625

                              #114
                              paul...why the fuck are you in here posting and not fixing the goddamn ccbill link? it's not that tough. someone of your great industry knowledge should have had it fixed after the first reply pointing it out. you are letting this become the funniest thread of 2007 and youre losing what very little respect you had with some of us.

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                              • baddog
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Apr 2001
                                • 107089

                                #115
                                Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                Does the Webstream link work?

                                http://www.5dollarsporn.com/petra/join.php
                                Simply amazing . . . 50% isn't bad I guess

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                                • AdultDeals
                                  Registered User
                                  • Jan 2007
                                  • 70

                                  #116
                                  Simple / basic porn sites have worked for years, you just have to get lucky and find the design that has the charm. Same goes for pricing, people will buy anything if you price/promote it properly and convince them it's impossible to live without.

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                                  • Doctor Dre
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Jan 2001
                                    • 51692

                                    #117
                                    Originally posted by baddog
                                    someone has WAY too much time on their hands
                                    http://baddog.justgotowned.com/

                                    I had too much time in my hands
                                    Originally posted by rayadp05
                                    I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                    • Matiz
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2004
                                      • 1740

                                      #118
                                      This thread delivers!
                                      Last edited by Matiz; 01-04-2007, 11:47 AM.
                                      ...

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                                      • Shoehorn!
                                        Die With Your Boots On
                                        • Oct 2003
                                        • 22872

                                        #119
                                        Principal Skinner is an old man who lives at the school.

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                                        • Paul Markham
                                          Too old to care
                                          • Jun 2001
                                          • 52942

                                          #120
                                          Originally posted by borked
                                          Then take down your revshare webmasters link
                                          Why should I do that?

                                          Affiliates might click on it and fancy pushing the main site or the SE spiders will see it and crawl over the main site.

                                          Mind you if you are an affiliate of ours I might listen to you.

                                          StuBradley would this of got the attention it did without that broken link?

                                          I could of fixed it this morning, now I'm off to bed.

                                          Originally posted by baddog
                                          Simply amazing . . . 50% isn't bad I guess
                                          You suck at maths as bad as I suck at programming, the way I see it it's only 12.5% assuming those who go to the broken link leave without trying the other link.

                                          Thanks for the bumping, can you keep it up over night, I'm off to bed now.



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                                          • StuBradley
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jul 2002
                                            • 2625

                                            #121
                                            Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                            Thanks for the bumping, can you keep it up over night, I'm off to bed now.
                                            When all else fails pretend that you want the thread to keep going.

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                                            • baddog
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 107089

                                              #122
                                              Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                              http://baddog.justgotowned.com/

                                              I had too much time in my hands
                                              you should try reading more

                                              http://Doctor_Dre.justgotowned.com

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                                              • baddog
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Apr 2001
                                                • 107089

                                                #123
                                                Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                                You suck at maths as bad as I suck at programming, the way I see it it's only 12.5% assuming those who go to the broken link leave without trying the other link.
                                                Funny, that site has 2 links, one for ccbill and one for webstream. Only one works. That equals 50%

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                                                • StuBradley
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                  • 2625

                                                  #124
                                                  Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                                  So one link does not work and the surfer will not go back and try the other one.

                                                  Wow I'm really learning a lot here.
                                                  Well that's a pretty fucking important link don't you think? Surfers aren't idiots. They see a broken link on your join page and that raises some red flags. They figure if you're too lazy to fix the link then you're probably too lazy to update the member's area. Fuck, who knows if your link to the member's area even works. It seems like a gamble.

                                                  You obviously don't know what you're doing and this thread is showing your affiliates that you really don't care. Maybe you should have stuck with shooting content.

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                                                  • shekinah
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                                                    • May 2006
                                                    • 8452

                                                    #125
                                                    I love this Thread!

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                                                    • vvq
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                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                      • 2732

                                                      #126
                                                      Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                                      OK the traffic is very low as we have not really started to promote but ratios are outstanding.
                                                      Who cares about results from small samples of data? Push through a few million hits and then maybe you'll have some accurate ratios.

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                                                      • edgeprod
                                                        Permanently Gone
                                                        • Mar 2004
                                                        • 10019

                                                        #127
                                                        Originally posted by borked
                                                        ABP has been good to/for you.
                                                        Nice one
                                                        Man, you aren't kidding. Our users rock! And heeeeeere comes BLIGGO!

                                                        Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                                        You suck at maths as bad as I suck at programming
                                                        And, apparently, English.

                                                        Originally posted by StuBradley
                                                        You obviously don't know what you're doing and this thread is showing your affiliates that you really don't care. Maybe you should have stuck with shooting content.
                                                        Pretty much. Although I'm not wild about crackwhore content, either.

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                                                        • Paul Markham
                                                          Too old to care
                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                          • 52942

                                                          #128
                                                          Originally posted by StuBradley
                                                          Well that's a pretty fucking important link don't you think? Surfers aren't idiots. They see a broken link on your join page and that raises some red flags. They figure if you're too lazy to fix the link then you're probably too lazy to update the member's area. Fuck, who knows if your link to the member's area even works. It seems like a gamble.

                                                          You obviously don't know what you're doing and this thread is showing your affiliates that you really don't care. Maybe you should have stuck with shooting content.
                                                          No surfers are not idiots and I've always respected them and argued we treat them badly.

                                                          They are intelligent enough to know that site is not updated, you missed it though.

                                                          As for whether my existing affiliates are happy maybe you should ask them. They are not here moaning.

                                                          As for sticking to shooting content, why? Opening a paysite and making it profitable is not as tough as shooting good porn. Proof is in the number of paysites and the number of good pornographers.

                                                          Do you think that's why I'm successful? The surfer sees the good porn and not worried about a broken link. Maybe the surfer thinks like a surfer and not a webmaster.



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                                                          • Theo The Theologian
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Mar 2005
                                                            • 1099

                                                            #129


                                                            I'm a hate-fuelled umbrella-wielding photographer with a winning smile, and a way with the ladies.

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                                                            • edgeprod
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                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                              • 10019

                                                              #130
                                                              Originally posted by Theo The Theologian

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                                                              • StuBradley
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jul 2002
                                                                • 2625

                                                                #131
                                                                Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                                                They are intelligent enough to know that site is not updated, you missed it though.
                                                                I didn't miss anything dickwad. Nowhere on your tour does it say that the site is NOT updated. Granted it does not say that it IS, but you and I both know that surfers will assume that it is. I couldn't help but notice that you haven't fixed that broken link yet. Would you like me to fix it for you? Shoot me the login info for your server it should take me about 30 seconds.
                                                                Last edited by StuBradley; 01-04-2007, 08:47 PM.

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                                                                • Sausage
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                  • 3012

                                                                  #132
                                                                  This is just a classic thread !!!!!

                                                                  Paul gets sent to coventry on netpond because of multiple complaints and excessive spamming, and then not even a week later owns himself in this thread! Oh and Paul ... did you ever think why you got cut by NP ??

                                                                  GFY sometimes delivers gems like this Paul Markham trully is an epic scale idiot. He hasn't yet realised that its better to just admit it when found out rather than fighting and trying to twist and turn to get out of it without having to admit he was bullshitting and making shit up again.

                                                                  Why don't you try to fix your broken shit rather than spending days attempting to worm out of a situation you created yourself ? Oh and don't forget to add those traffic leaks to your tours you are famous for !
                                                                  IW
                                                                  Skype : blance8888
                                                                  Icq : 15567120

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                                                                  • baddog
                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                    • Apr 2001
                                                                    • 107089

                                                                    #133
                                                                    Originally posted by Sausage
                                                                    This is just a classic thread !!!!!

                                                                    Paul gets sent to coventry on netpond because of multiple complaints and excessive spamming, and then not even a week later owns himself in this thread! Oh and Paul ... did you ever think why you got cut by NP ??

                                                                    GFY sometimes delivers gems like this Paul Markham trully is an epic scale idiot. He hasn't yet realised that its better to just admit it when found out rather than fighting and trying to twist and turn to get out of it without having to admit he was bullshitting and making shit up again.

                                                                    Why don't you try to fix your broken shit rather than spending days attempting to worm out of a situation you created yourself ? Oh and don't forget to add those traffic leaks to your tours you are famous for !


                                                                    He got banned there? I got the impression he had a gold card and could spam whenever he wanted.

                                                                    This is too funny.

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                                                                    • edgeprod
                                                                      Permanently Gone
                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                      • 10019

                                                                      #134
                                                                      Originally posted by baddog
                                                                      He got banned there? I got the impression he had a gold card and could spam whenever he wanted.
                                                                      I know I'll be extra vigilent you-know-where from now on, with watching for spam-like threads from him.

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                                                                      • baddog
                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                        • Apr 2001
                                                                        • 107089

                                                                        #135
                                                                        Originally posted by edgeprod
                                                                        I know I'll be extra vigilent you-know-where from now on, with watching for spam-like threads from him.
                                                                        I know he would not desecrate my forum with his presence. But I would love to see him try.

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                                                                        • edgeprod
                                                                          Permanently Gone
                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                          • 10019

                                                                          #136
                                                                          Originally posted by baddog
                                                                          I know he would not desecrate my forum with his presence. But I would love to see him try.
                                                                          Ha, it'd be worth keeping him around, a-la cat and mouse.

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                                                                          • Sausage
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                                            • 3012

                                                                            #137
                                                                            Originally posted by baddog


                                                                            He got banned there? I got the impression he had a gold card and could spam whenever he wanted.

                                                                            This is too funny.
                                                                            Not banned ... sent to coventry.

                                                                            Basically his spam and bullshit got so bad, and there were so many complaints, that he was still allowed to post but nobody could see it. So he spent 3 days spamming the fuck out of every thread like usual and nobody saw it. I think thats worse than a ban personally.

                                                                            Was quite funny to watch though
                                                                            IW
                                                                            Skype : blance8888
                                                                            Icq : 15567120

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                                                                            • spooky181
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                              • 2951

                                                                              #138
                                                                              Cant believe the links are still not working...

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                                                                              • Theo The Theologian
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                                                                                • Mar 2005
                                                                                • 1099

                                                                                #139
                                                                                Originally posted by spooky181
                                                                                Cant believe the links are still not working...


                                                                                I'm a hate-fuelled umbrella-wielding photographer with a winning smile, and a way with the ladies.

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                                                                                • Paul Markham
                                                                                  Too old to care
                                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                                  • 52942

                                                                                  #140
                                                                                  Originally posted by Sausage
                                                                                  Not banned ... sent to coventry.

                                                                                  Basically his spam and bullshit got so bad, and there were so many complaints, that he was still allowed to post but nobody could see it. So he spent 3 days spamming the fuck out of every thread like usual and nobody saw it. I think thats worse than a ban personally.

                                                                                  Was quite funny to watch though
                                                                                  Our stuff must be good, even the Bargain Basement content that is cheap as hell and not saturated works well enough to put it on a tour.

                                                                                  Because look what my haters say about it and how well it works on their tours.



                                                                                  Thanks for the glowing endorsement.

                                                                                  Or is it not true?



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                                                                                  • Theo The Theologian
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                                                                                    • Mar 2005
                                                                                    • 1099

                                                                                    #141
                                                                                    ok I wasn't entirely convinced at first but I can now say Paul, without a doubt, you are a fucking retard.


                                                                                    I'm a hate-fuelled umbrella-wielding photographer with a winning smile, and a way with the ladies.

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                                                                                    • Sausage
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                      • 3012

                                                                                      #142
                                                                                      Originally posted by Theo The Theologian
                                                                                      ok I wasn't entirely convinced at first but I can now say Paul, without a doubt, you are a fucking retard.
                                                                                      Without a doubt the motion is carried
                                                                                      IW
                                                                                      Skype : blance8888
                                                                                      Icq : 15567120

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                                                                                      • L-Pink
                                                                                        working on my tan
                                                                                        • Mar 2005
                                                                                        • 39151

                                                                                        #143
                                                                                        Originally posted by Theo The Theologian
                                                                                        ok I wasn't entirely convinced at first but I can now say Paul, without a doubt, you are a fucking retard.
                                                                                        Theo has spoken.

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                                                                                        • Sausage
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                                          • 3012

                                                                                          #144
                                                                                          Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                                                                          Our stuff must be good, even the Bargain Basement content that is cheap as hell and not saturated works well enough to put it on a tour.

                                                                                          Because look what my haters say about it and how well it works on their tours.



                                                                                          Thanks for the glowing endorsement.

                                                                                          Or is it not true?

                                                                                          Thanks for the exposure

                                                                                          Though congratulations ... you have proven you have worked out where the print screen button is, and also how to paste.

                                                                                          If you teach me how to get signups without working join links I promise to teach you how to construct a basic html page next. Deal ?
                                                                                          IW
                                                                                          Skype : blance8888
                                                                                          Icq : 15567120

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                                                                                          • Chio
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                                                            • 8002

                                                                                            #145
                                                                                            Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                                                                            Who says cheap porn sites do not work?
                                                                                            It would seem your cheap porn site doesn't work.

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                                                                                            • edgeprod
                                                                                              Permanently Gone
                                                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                                                              • 10019

                                                                                              #146
                                                                                              Originally posted by Chio
                                                                                              It would seem your cheap porn site doesn't work.
                                                                                              You're just jealous because your models eat from time to time.

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                                                                                              • Himuro
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                                                                                                • Nov 2006
                                                                                                • 934

                                                                                                #147
                                                                                                this is a weird pic fest

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                                                                                                • edgeprod
                                                                                                  Permanently Gone
                                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                                  • 10019

                                                                                                  #148
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Himuro
                                                                                                  this is a weird pic fest
                                                                                                  Paul's content? Yeah, but people buy it. *shrug*

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                                                                                                  • Paul Markham
                                                                                                    Too old to care
                                                                                                    • Jun 2001
                                                                                                    • 52942

                                                                                                    #149
                                                                                                    Originally posted by edgeprod
                                                                                                    Paul's content? Yeah, but people buy it. *shrug*
                                                                                                    The surfer does not give a flying fuck what happens behind the scenes. He's here to jerk off, not be a jerk off.

                                                                                                    Thanks for the bumps guys.

                                                                                                    Fixed the one missing link, amazing how so many see one missing link and think the other 7 don't work fine.

                                                                                                    Unless they were all bust.



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                                                                                                    • edgeprod
                                                                                                      Permanently Gone
                                                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                                                      • 10019

                                                                                                      #150
                                                                                                      Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                                                                                      All your join links are not working.
                                                                                                      WG
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                                                                                      Fixed the one missing link, amazing how so many see one missing link and think the other 7 don't work fine.
                                                                                                      History can't be rewritten just because it's convenient.

                                                                                                      It's funny when JTF or others say "thanks for the bumps," because it's actually conceivable that they're seeing benefit from the bumping. For example, they may collect additional affiliates.

                                                                                                      I'm afraid that the only thing you're collecting from these bumps is an ever-increasing audience of people laughing at you.

                                                                                                      So, you're welcome, I guess.

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