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Make Me Giggle?
I need a good laugh, anyone up to the challenge?
Keep in mind I'm easily amused, so it really shouldn't be too difficult.
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I just farted
It smells like lettuce
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I found this pretty amusing...
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Dario Argento eve dared to put this joke in one of his best movies: Deep Red (Profondo Ross)
- Why Australian salesman never make any money? Because the merchandise always returns to them.
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I'd post over a few jokes from my site, but some are cheesy and some are just terrible. Take a look see at some of these though, some will amuse you!
http://www.dailyhumor.net/index.php/jokes/gender/ PS: No ads there, so I'm not trying to make money off of anybody.
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I've got an even better one somewhere. Animated, stick chick is giving head. Funny as hell.
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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Wine her, Dine her, Call her, Hug her, Hold her, Surprise her, Compliment her, Smile at her, Laugh with her, Cry with her, Cuddle with her, Shop with her, Give her jewelry, Buy her flowers, Hold her hand, Write love letters to her, Go to the end of the earth and back again for her. HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN Show up naked. Bring beer. |
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Sly then you'll like this http://www.sexonwheels.com
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Coochy coochy coo...
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I'm here for SPORT
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<img src=http://www.xxxlaugh.com/images/king/s015.jpg>
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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog. |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Classic...
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this made me laugh... http://a772.g.akamai.net/5/772/51/74...feiss_m480.mov
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Cheshire: What do gay horses eat?
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<img src=http://www.xxxlaugh.com/images/king/s058.jpg>
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anyone else notice that Hoax's pants seem a little stuffed in that pic...
or is that his nutsack...? |
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"Roses are red, violets are blue; The pussy says miauw and the cow says moooo"
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This is definitely NOT going to make you laugh. You need to be able to hear the music, that is the best part:
CLick here -Rev
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that's dumb
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I was thinking of you....
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the brain?
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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<img src=http://69khz.com/images/kmanrides.gif>
I can watch Kman go in circles all day.
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HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
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I'm putting that on my desktop
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The tile effect is really quite hypnotic...
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Animated Kman tiles scare me. |
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dude, that is making me nautious... can i stamp it and use it??
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Here's the original pic I found online to use.
<img src=http://www.petwebsite.com/pics/wheel1.jpg>
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dangerous indeed
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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You can use it all you like bro, as long as I get to use this.
<img src=http://www.69khz.com/images/kmanrides2.gif border="1">
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I'm giggling like a circus freak ova' here!
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INVESTMENT ADVICE
If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00. With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. START SAVING THOSE CANS AND BOTTLES!
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There's an idea, I do tend to giggle when I drink... I also get very loud hiccups from Mexican beer ~ just ask Senior Rox
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Q: What do you get when you cross breed an elephant and a bird???
GIVE UP??? A: A lot of broken telephone wires! ahahahahaha |
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pr0's goat screwed me
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You guys may have already seen this... I saw it yesterday and Died laughing!
Check out the one titled Tubby Bob Blows Load. Classic! http://boygirlbang.com -Errol
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OMG
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