Damnit! It Was The Alcohol and the Weed! Please Believe Me! (pics)

**HorseShit** · 01-01-2007, 09:23 AM

what the fuck is that thing

**polish_aristocrat** · 01-01-2007, 09:27 AM

Originally posted by dougeetx

I fucked her!

**ePorn** · 01-01-2007, 09:30 AM

damn dude, there couldn't be enough alcohol OR weed to make THIS do-able!

Take a hot shower,...more than one and get some lysol on your ass.

**The Other Sweetie** · 01-01-2007, 09:45 AM

God damn man. You coulda at least lied about it or posted a fake pic. I'm not one to be cruel, but that's fucken hideous.

**CaptainHowdy** · 01-01-2007, 09:47 AM

Originally posted by ePorn

damn dude, there couldn't be enough alcohol OR weed to make THIS do-able!

!!

**Boobs** · 01-01-2007, 09:47 AM

**Dragar** · 01-01-2007, 09:51 AM

Originally posted by dougeetx

I fucked her! I can't believe it! I called over the girl that someone here has so justifiably named "hahahahahahahahaha" over last night. She was hideous but I was drunk and high! She swallowed and we fucked! Damnit! I can't believe I did that! WTF was I thinking! Shite!! She even said that she doesn't normally fuck black men b/c of our penis size but she thought I was cool! WTF is that about! Ugly ass hoes not fucking black men! She went on to say that she does fuck Mexicans b/c they are so exotic! Bitch please!!

Fuck that! That's it for me! No more drinking and no more weed (hydro, that is....regular weed is ok! )

cum on she is hot stuff

**Scottish Guy** · 01-01-2007, 09:54 AM

**Vendzilla** · 01-01-2007, 09:59 AM

that's just so wrong

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 01-01-2007, 10:00 AM

ADG Webmaster

**comeplay** · 01-01-2007, 10:00 AM

bump so more people see this

**mattz** · 01-01-2007, 10:01 AM

hahaha thanks for a good laugh

**dougeetx** · 01-01-2007, 10:06 AM

**VicD** · 01-01-2007, 10:12 AM

oh shit!

**scottybuzz** · 01-01-2007, 10:15 AM

lollllll

**Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 01-01-2007, 10:20 AM

wtf, was she mauled by a cheetah?

**Bigfuck** · 01-01-2007, 10:26 AM

I think it was more "she fucked you"

**Wagerboy** · 01-01-2007, 10:39 AM

I really hope your kidding. If not, did you fuck her in that nice ass?

**dougeetx** · 01-01-2007, 10:45 AM

Originally posted by Wagerboy

I really hope your kidding. If not, did you fuck her in that nice ass?

Unfortunately bro, I'm not! Her real name is Monica. Roxie is her ho name. To make it even worse, I KISSED HER SEVERAL TIMES!!!

**bareskin** · 01-01-2007, 10:49 AM

That is nasty shit, I would Shoot myself this morn so I wouldn't have to vomit the rest of the day. But on another note hey to each there own and even fat ugly ass hippos need loving 2

**HeadPimp** · 01-01-2007, 10:52 AM

Need to go get yourself some of that Snakepeel body wash. You know.. The stuff they advertise to wash away the shame of a bad hookup...

Might want a big bottle of it...

**DeadFidel** · 01-01-2007, 10:52 AM

I'd hit it.

**Jarmusch** · 01-01-2007, 10:53 AM

**Wagerboy** · 01-01-2007, 11:02 AM

Originally posted by HeadPimp

Need to go get yourself some of that Snakepeel body wash. You know.. The stuff they advertise to wash away the shame of a bad hookup...

Might want a big bottle of it...

LOL..snakepeel...Was she at least good?

**tASSy** · 01-01-2007, 11:10 AM

you're a dick.

**Adultnet** · 01-01-2007, 11:14 AM

ahh a new year you won't forget

**wyldworx** · 01-01-2007, 11:16 AM

If u got footage i can sell that shit! Black Fro's and dirty hoes! I have fucked worse in my earlier days, but am glad to have settled down, so as not to have to wake up to hideous mistakes like this. I am sure she is a lovely girl, but that is a face terrorised by its own existance!

**Vigilante** · 01-01-2007, 01:31 PM

Isnt she the one from that Escort service someone posted a few days a?

**Sosa** · 01-01-2007, 01:34 PM

sucks for you lol

**Martin3** · 01-01-2007, 01:49 PM

Originally posted by dougeetx

I fucked her! I can't believe it! I called over the girl that someone here has so justifiably named "hahahahahahahahaha" over last night. She was hideous but I was drunk and high! She swallowed and we fucked! Damnit! I can't believe I did that! WTF was I thinking! Shite!! She even said that she doesn't normally fuck black men b/c of our penis size but she thought I was cool! WTF is that about! Ugly ass hoes not fucking black men! She went on to say that she does fuck Mexicans b/c they are so exotic! Bitch please!!

Translation: You're a black dude with a little dick that fucks ugly white women

**pornguy** · 01-01-2007, 01:50 PM

Just chew your arm off.

**Wagerboy** · 01-01-2007, 01:56 PM

Originally posted by Martin3

Translation: You're a black dude with a little dick that fucks ugly white women

Thats just harsh...

**KingK7** · 01-01-2007, 01:58 PM

oink oink

That being said, I'd probably fuck her too if I was drunk

**DraX** · 01-01-2007, 02:00 PM

LOL ugly is the name of the game

**alexg** · 01-01-2007, 02:00 PM

wtf is that?!?

**madawgz** · 01-01-2007, 02:03 PM

thats fucked

**Klen** · 01-01-2007, 02:04 PM

I dont remember what i was doing at new year.I have 5 hours memory hole.My friend says i drinked 20 jamaica-votka hehe

**starpimps** · 01-01-2007, 02:06 PM

wow thats terrible, shes one porker

**free4porn** · 01-01-2007, 02:37 PM

wont hit it

**TimBlaze** · 01-01-2007, 02:38 PM

why would anyone take pictures of that thing

**dougeetx** · 01-01-2007, 03:03 PM

Originally posted by Martin3

Translation: You're a black dude with a little dick that fucks ugly white women

Translation! Puff puff gives makes you do some stuff you wouldn't do...including fucking black dues with BIG DICKS! Ask your wife! She knows about me!

**colocation** · 01-01-2007, 03:07 PM

Only if you would have smoked the good old medical MJ, this would not happen to you.

**Martin3** · 01-01-2007, 03:10 PM

Originally posted by dougeetx

Translation! Puff puff gives makes you do some stuff you wouldn't do...including fucking black dues with BIG DICKS! Ask your wife! She knows about me!

Weed makes alot of women horny. Up your standards and quit smoking alone

**dougeetx** · 01-01-2007, 03:18 PM

Originally posted by Martin3

Weed makes alot of women horny. Up your standards and quit smoking alone

I am upping my standards. I'm calling this one tonight and when she gets over, THEN SMOKING! Not that hydro shite, though. Heck no! That stuff makes you do to much fucked up stuff. I just want plain old weed!!

http://dallas.backpage.com/adult/cla...2&name=escorts

If this is someone else's pics, let me know.

**dougeetx** · 01-01-2007, 03:23 PM

Dang!! On second thought, I think this will be my toy for tonight!

http://dallas.backpage.com/adult/cla...2&name=escorts

**Martin3** · 01-01-2007, 03:23 PM

Originally posted by dougeetx

I am upping my standards. I'm calling this one tonight and when she gets over, THEN SMOKING! Not that hydro shite, though. Heck no! That stuff makes you do to much fucked up stuff. I just want plain old weed!!

http://dallas.backpage.com/adult/cla...2&name=escorts

If this is someone else's pics, let me know.

Same phone number as the girl you posted
http://dallas.backpage.com/adult/cla...6&name=escorts

Good luck

**dougeetx** · 01-01-2007, 03:30 PM

Originally posted by Martin3

Same phone number as the girl you posted
http://dallas.backpage.com/adult/cla...6&name=escorts

Good luck

Oooooooooooooooh shite! Good looking out kid!! I'm not drunk and high right now so fuck that!

**reynold** · 01-01-2007, 04:04 PM

Good thing you survived the brawl..

Damnit! It Was The Alcohol and the Weed! Please Believe Me! (pics)

Damnit! It Was The Alcohol and the Weed! Please Believe Me! (pics)

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