You baby is not cute, it looks like an alien!

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  • MetaMan
    I AM WEB 2.0
    • Jan 2003
    • 28682
    #1

    You baby is not cute, it looks like an alien!

    ok so you have a kid? who cares
    you think your kid is cute? you are wrong
    does your kid have a big alien head and look like your wife/girlfriend/hoe was implanted by an alien gene? now you are getting it

    babies are not cute, i just do not get it, they look like aliens.
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    • MetaMan
      I AM WEB 2.0
      • Jan 2003
      • 28682
      #2
      whoops spelt "your baby" and "you baby" in the title, it must be my half black side acting up again.

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        • StuartD
          Sofa King Band
          • Jul 2002
          • 29903
          #3
          Generally I'd agree with you.... but you'll find that outlook changes somehow once you have one of your own.
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            • MetaMan
              I AM WEB 2.0
              • Jan 2003
              • 28682
              #4
              Originally posted by StuartD
              Generally I'd agree with you.... but you'll find that outlook changes somehow once you have one of your own.
              i do not see how an alien looking creature with a giant serpent cord popping out of my wife/girlfriend/hoes vagina as it bursts with blood can somehow be cute.

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                • Cyndalie
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2002
                  • 3615
                  #5
                  Originally posted by MetaMan
                  i do not see how an alien looking creature with a giant serpent cord popping out of my wife/girlfriend/hoes vagina as it bursts with blood can somehow be cute.
                  You made it. Don't blame the baby.
                  Cyndalie
                  Marketing Director
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                    • Mr Pheer
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 22083
                      #6
                      you characters on gfy just fuckin kill me sometimes

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                        • wyldblyss
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2003
                          • 5779
                          #7
                          my first born was simply beautiful....my son on the other hand was the ugliest baby I have ever seen in my life..he looked like a skinny, wrinkled old man...thankfully he grew into a handsome young man

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                            • AZSarah
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2006
                              • 1651
                              #8
                              Babies are CUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!
                              (I like to pinch them)
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                                • aico
                                  Moo Moo Cow
                                  • Mar 2004
                                  • 14748
                                  #9
                                  You need to exercise more, when you are bothered of people thinking their babies are cute, you have serious anger issues that need to be relieved.

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                                    • CaptainHowdy
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Dec 2004
                                      • 94743
                                      #10
                                      That random hate is hilarious...

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                                        • reynold
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 51271
                                          #11
                                          She's still your neice. Get over it, mate.

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                                            • MetaMan
                                              I AM WEB 2.0
                                              • Jan 2003
                                              • 28682
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by aico
                                              You need to exercise more, when you are bothered of people thinking their babies are cute, you have serious anger issues that need to be relieved.
                                              who the fuck are you dr phil? or his annoying wax looking wife, shut the fuck up.

                                              i workout daily, i am 9.5 on a scale of 9.5. my cock hangs from the side of my leg like a large branch on a tree trunk, when people walk by they are like "is that a snake in your pants" i then proceed to pull a snake out of my pants but with a closer look they realise it is my penis cleverly decorated like a boa constrictor.

                                              i am sure you probably have an ugly baby right now in its crib, plotting to take over the world with its mutant genetics.
                                              Last edited by MetaMan; 12-28-2006, 04:39 PM.

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                                                • Chris
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • May 2003
                                                  • 27880
                                                  #13
                                                  my daughter is crying now
                                                  thnx
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                                                    • MetaMan
                                                      I AM WEB 2.0
                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                      • 28682
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Chris
                                                      my daughter is crying now
                                                      thnx
                                                      nothing a shot of whiskey wont fix.

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                                                        • BigBen
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                          • 2299
                                                          #15
                                                          http://www.uglybabycontest.com/

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