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crockett 12-28-2006 10:47 PM

Oh damn I thought they all wanted coke..

Bake 12-29-2006 12:35 AM

Getting sex is easy
The real fun is in the Challenge and the chase.
When you get real good at it wemon chase you and beg for sex.

Quotealex 12-29-2006 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 11610654)
Oh damn I thought they all wanted coke..

You thought wrong.

DarkJedi 12-29-2006 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex from Montreal (Post 11608227)
The number one rule is: ENJOY THE AIDS.

Fixed it.

Pete-KT 12-29-2006 07:07 AM

haha nice one :)

Holly 12-29-2006 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 11608276)
Then couldnt you just like leave out a small pile or something of hard candy, I mean all girls seem to like candy right? I figure they would talk with you some so they can grab some candy.

Ok maybe I am just dense when it comes to strippers.

I have no idea if you're joking or not, but I can't stop laughing. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh My mother called me a few minutes ago and I could barely talk to her. I keep imagining those old cartoons where Elmer Fudd (or whatever hunter) uses a box with bait.

You could set it up on a table at the strip club, prop the box up with a stick, tie a string to the stick, and then put the candy pile underneath and wait over behind the stage with the other end of the string. Then, when a stripper sashays over- yank the string and you've got her!! :pimp

ajrocks 12-29-2006 07:33 AM

Not a bad idea, but who the hell wants to talk to a stripper? Take the dances at least you get something instead of mindless chat.

ADL Colin 12-29-2006 07:35 AM

Man, I disagree with this. I pretty much only date strippers and I pay for dances.

ADL Colin 12-29-2006 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 11610654)
Oh damn I thought they all wanted coke..

Even more than money

ADL Colin 12-29-2006 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by MaskTVMaura (Post 11610642)
It's just kinda sad that that's the sex you brag about -- cold, impersonal, manipulative.

We're guys. We don't care. Hell, we just stare at tits or the ass and hit it until we're done.

Quotealex 12-29-2006 07:44 AM

Fifty strippers dating rules:thumbsup

bDok 12-29-2006 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 11608241)
easiest way is to tell em "yo i got a kilo of columbian marching powder at my place, why dont you and your 4 friends cum over" this way you can have a orgy

truth be told. :thumbsup

Quotealex 12-29-2006 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ajrocks (Post 11612495)
Not a bad idea, but who the hell wants to talk to a stripper?

How you going to get a take-out if you dont talk to her?

starpimps 12-29-2006 07:33 PM

#1 rule is dont date a stripper

it will end up sihtty in the end


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