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  • alias
    aliasx
    • Apr 2001
    • 19010

    #1

    Signatures that suck

    use this thread to narc out all the lamers that don't want to follow the sig rules
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  • alias
    aliasx
    • Apr 2001
    • 19010

    #2
    i'll start with archer [exceeds size guidelines]
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    • Trax
      [----------------------]
      • Aug 2001
      • 14486

      #3
      i double that.. archer for having gay shit in his sig
      looks like a hpa

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      • MiLo
        Confirmed User
        • May 2002
        • 2970

        #4
        My signature rules!
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        • alias
          aliasx
          • Apr 2001
          • 19010

          #5
          also "lev" with this one:
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          • Terenzo
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2002
            • 971

            #6
            please vote!!!!!!
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            • RodneyXXX
              Registered User
              • Jul 2002
              • 69

              #7
              Huh?
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              • nocostporn
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2002
                • 5228

                #8
                Originally posted by alias
                also "lev" with this one:

                ahaha that shit is grusome
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                • SykkBoy2
                  Jesus loves bacon
                  • Feb 2001
                  • 19969

                  #9
                  I hate muthafuckers who aren't sporting Dark Dollars buttons in their sig...........
                  Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

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                  • Terenzo
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2002
                    • 971

                    #10
                    Originally posted by SykkBoy2
                    I hate muthafuckers who aren't sporting Dark Dollars buttons in their sig...........

                    i hate motherfuckers also. let's start a poll whether people like motherfuckers or not!
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                    • .:Frog:.
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 2123

                      #11
                      Originally posted by SykkBoy2
                      I hate muthafuckers who aren't sporting Dark Dollars buttons in their sig...........
                      Might be useful if you made your banner clickable. I love gothic girls, how are your conversions doing so far?
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                      • 3Xguru
                        Confirmed User
                        • Sep 2001
                        • 1281

                        #12
                        My sig is cool!
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                        • .:Frog:.
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 2123

                          #13
                          Originally posted by 3Xguru
                          My sig is cool!
                          All I see a white rectangle.
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                          • TomasDean
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 2292

                            #14
                            LOL

                            Originally posted by .:Frog:.


                            All I see a white rectangle.

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                            • XXXPaysiteDesign
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2002
                              • 2201

                              #15
                              Originally posted by .:Frog:.


                              All I see a white rectangle.

                              and what's not cool about a white rectangle?
                              SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                              • .:Frog:.
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 2123

                                #16
                                Originally posted by XXXPaysiteDesign



                                and what's not cool about a white rectangle?
                                He could have drawn little tits in the middle of the rectangle but he left it blank, bland & boring.
                                Maybe I should just install the flash required to view his sig.
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                                • SykkBoy2
                                  Jesus loves bacon
                                  • Feb 2001
                                  • 19969

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by .:Frog:.


                                  Might be useful if you made your banner clickable. I love gothic girls, how are your conversions doing so far?
                                  um, oops, damn programmers ;))


                                  conversions are decent overall...so far looks like Alternativegirls is leading the pack, but so far it's about 99% our own tarrgeted traffic...it'll be interesting to see what happens when the TGP traffic and such starts rolling in....
                                  Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

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                                  • mastamindz
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Feb 2002
                                    • 3547

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by SykkBoy2
                                    I hate muthafuckers who aren't sporting Dark Dollars buttons in their sig...........
                                    Then Im glad I've got DarkDollars in my sig
                                    If you click here, you will make money.

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                                    • XXXPaysiteDesign
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2002
                                      • 2201

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by SykkBoy2


                                      um, oops, damn programmers ;))
                                      You have programmers to link buttons for you?

                                      Uh.. are you hiring?
                                      SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                                      • hahmike
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • May 2002
                                        • 2488

                                        #20
                                        today i'm going to nark out:

                                        Ripp

                                        here is an extract from his sig:




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                                        • B40
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 7020

                                          #21
                                          Mine's for rent.

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                                          • 3Xguru
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Sep 2001
                                            • 1281

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by .:Frog:.


                                            All I see a white rectangle.
                                            Do you have the Flash plugin installed?

                                            Is there anyone else that does not see my sig? Do you only see a white rectangle?
                                            Last edited by 3Xguru; 07-23-2002, 01:34 PM.
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                                            • funkmaster
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Sep 2001
                                              • 7938

                                              #23
                                              ... I have the flash plugin installed too ... and I only see a white rectangle ... so I guess something is fucked up with your sig ... but I kinda like it ... do a screenshot and tell the rest of the world what we are supposed to see ...

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                                              • 3Xguru
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Sep 2001
                                                • 1281

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by funkmaster
                                                ... I have the flash plugin installed too ... and I only see a white rectangle ... so I guess something is fucked up with your sig ... but I kinda like it ... do a screenshot and tell the rest of the world what we are supposed to see ...

                                                I'LL CHECK THE PROBLEM RIGHT NOW!

                                                Last edited by 3Xguru; 07-23-2002, 01:58 PM.
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                                                • funkmaster
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Sep 2001
                                                  • 7938

                                                  #25
                                                  ... thanks ... now I finaly know how your sig looks like ... but to be honest ... I prefer the white recangle !!

                                                  :-))

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                                                  • Kat - Fast
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Feb 2001
                                                    • 2303

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by funkmaster
                                                    ... thanks ... now I finaly know how your sig looks like ... but to be honest ... I prefer the white recangle !!

                                                    :-))
                                                    LMAO!

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                                                    • SykkBoy2
                                                      Jesus loves bacon
                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                      • 19969

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by XXXPaysiteDesign


                                                      You have programmers to link buttons for you?

                                                      Uh.. are you hiring?
                                                      no, we just blame everything on the programmers ;)
                                                      Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

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                                                      • funkmaster
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • Sep 2001
                                                        • 7938

                                                        #28
                                                        "LMAO!"
                                                        let me correct ... LM"MF"AO

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                                                        • 3Xguru
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Sep 2001
                                                          • 1281

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by funkmaster
                                                          ... thanks ... now I finaly know how your sig looks like ... but to be honest ... I prefer the white recangle !!

                                                          :-))
                                                          You should see the motion too!

                                                          I'm just curious if anyone would click on a white rectangle
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                                                          • alias
                                                            aliasx
                                                            • Apr 2001
                                                            • 19010

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by 3Xguru


                                                            You should see the motion too!

                                                            I'm just curious if anyone would click on a white rectangle
                                                            its not that great really, looks like just a swish generated text effect.
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                                                            • Fletch XXX
                                                              GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                              • 60840

                                                              #31
                                                              fucking flash banners that keep asking for a plug in i already have suck ass.

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                                                              • tree
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Nov 2001
                                                                • 1601

                                                                #32
                                                                ARCHER for SURE!

                                                                im tired of seeing some fags playin ass darts on half the posts. i dont wanna be an asshole but archer...that shit makes me fucking sick...if you wanna be a pin-cushion thats fine, but i dont need to see it on every third post i read.

                                                                and dont go comparing it to straight porn sigs...thats the normal..how YOU were conceived...the Natural thing to do!
                                                                your dad didnt get you by sticking his shlong into some hairy doods ass now did he!

                                                                anyway just my
                                                                Last edited by tree; 07-23-2002, 03:28 PM.

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                                                                • Just the Village Idiot
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Apr 2002
                                                                  • 581

                                                                  #33
                                                                  My sig sucks!

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                                                                  • Kimmykim
                                                                    bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                                    • Jun 2001
                                                                    • 16015

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Mine is broke, but only Lens can fix it...

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                                                                    • RW316
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                      • 1103

                                                                      #35
                                                                      lol

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                                                                      • archer
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Jul 2002
                                                                        • 1721

                                                                        #36
                                                                        this post is just for tree!

                                                                        i don't talk about your mother getting buttfucked by your father..... so why bring my parents into it?

                                                                        u complain too much..that usually indicates latent homosexuality.
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                                                                        • alias
                                                                          aliasx
                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                          • 19010

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by archer
                                                                          this post is just for tree!

                                                                          i don't talk about your mother getting buttfucked by your father..... so why bring my parents into it?

                                                                          u complain too much..that usually indicates latent homosexuality.
                                                                          dude can you resize your sig banner to 120 x 60
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                                                                          • CDSmith
                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                            • May 2001
                                                                            • 51460

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by alias
                                                                            dude can you resize your sig banner to 120 x 60
                                                                            How about 1x6?
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                                                                            • cyberpunk
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                                              • 1377

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by SykkBoy2
                                                                              I hate muthafuckers who aren't sporting Dark Dollars buttons in their sig...........
                                                                              \
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                                                                              • alias
                                                                                aliasx
                                                                                • Apr 2001
                                                                                • 19010

                                                                                #40
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                                                                                • zip
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                  • 567

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  I dislike the gay ones.. eeeeeeuuuiiihhh

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                                                                                  • RedShoe
                                                                                    赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
                                                                                    • Feb 2001
                                                                                    • 14831

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    wait until I figure out how to use photoshop, then I'll make a sig of my own.

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                                                                                    • archer
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                                      • 1721

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      damn. I thought this thread had run its course.

                                                                                      If it keeps up, i'll have to put a buttfucking pic back up.
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                                                                                      • Socks
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • May 2002
                                                                                        • 8475

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        I wanna get mine to line up but it doesn't seem to work right, anybody wanna help me fix that shit for the benefit of ALL GFY users? hehe

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                                                                                        • pr0
                                                                                          rockin tha trailerpark
                                                                                          • May 2001
                                                                                          • 23088

                                                                                          #45
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                                                                                          • GFED
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • May 2002
                                                                                            • 8121

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by funkmaster
                                                                                            ... I have the flash plugin installed too ... and I only see a white rectangle ... so I guess something is fucked up with your sig ... but I kinda like it ... do a screenshot and tell the rest of the world what we are supposed to see ...
                                                                                            I see a grey rectangle.
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                                                                                            • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                              There can be only one
                                                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                                                              • 39075

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              i would click a white rectangle...
                                                                                              SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                                              • cherrylula
                                                                                                lol
                                                                                                • Jan 2002
                                                                                                • 15969

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by archer
                                                                                                damn. I thought this thread had run its course.

                                                                                                If it keeps up, i'll have to put a buttfucking pic back up.
                                                                                                How about some pretty boy oral sex. A blowjob is a blowjob, right?

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                                                                                                • Kimmykim
                                                                                                  bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                                                  • 16015

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by archer
                                                                                                  damn. I thought this thread had run its course.

                                                                                                  If it keeps up, i'll have to put a buttfucking pic back up.
                                                                                                  Make sure it's animated.

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                                                                                                  • Fletch XXX
                                                                                                    GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                                    • Jan 2002
                                                                                                    • 60840

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by 3Xguru


                                                                                                    Do you have the Flash plugin installed?

                                                                                                    Is there anyone else that does not see my sig? Do you only see a white rectangle?
                                                                                                    How many times have I told you this now?

                                                                                                    Yes its only a white triangle, I have the plug in your sig asks for, I dont even know why it asks for a flash plug in, I surf sites all day not one asks me for a plug in, but whatever fucking thread you post in asks me for a flash plug in, I figure after the third time in telling you this, you mighta guessed it.


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