Help find my secretary a rich husband (PICS)! - GoFuckYourself.com

Buddy · 01-17-2007, 06:13 AM

Ok, this morning my secretary informed me that I had to help her find a rich husband.
So I decided I would take the search to GFY which has the highest ratio of millionaires per post of any board on the net.

This is her:

She is looking for a rich husband. She would prefer an American husband, but will consider anyone that is rich and meets the following criteria:
A tall guy, approx 180cm.
All of his teeth (I asked her if it was ok if he had a grill, she didn?t seem too keen on it)
Nice firm body (That eliminates most of us )
Speaks more the one language
And of course he needs to be rich

What she doesn?t want:
Someone who?s bald or starting to get bald.
Someone that smells funny.
Someone that takes a lot of drugs.
Someone that just wants to play around.

About her:
She is 22 years old from Sweden living in Barcelona.
She likes to travel a lot and likes exploring other cultures.
When she?s not working she likes to cook or go horseback riding.

Ok, the rules of the game are as follows:
Post below and tell her why you are the guy for her. Make sure you meet her criteria above, and she wants you to post a pic of yourself.
Every 25th post wins a Tramp Stamp Studios T-shirt (post 25, 50, 75, 100, etc). If by some miracle she decides to meet one of you guys I will buy the first dinner. Don?t break any GFY rules. Don?t be an ass, this is all in good fun.

Klen · 01-17-2007, 06:15 AM

I dont know but somehow she is ugly.Plus she ask toomuch.After all there is a lot of girls which want same thing.

Lazonby · 01-17-2007, 06:16 AM

Sounds like exactly the kind of girl to stay away from.

CaptainHowdy · 01-17-2007, 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buddy

She is looking for a rich husband. She would prefer an American husband, but will consider anyone that is rich and meets the following criteria:
A tall guy, approx 180cm.
All of his teeth (I asked her if it was ok if he had a grill, she didn?t seem too keen on it)
Nice firm body (That eliminates most of us )
Speaks more the one language
And of course he needs to be rich

What she doesn?t want:
Someone who?s bald or starting to get bald.
Someone that smells funny.
Someone that takes a lot of drugs.
Someone that just wants to play around.

!!

DutchTeenCash · 01-17-2007, 06:22 AM

gotta love this

Every 25th post wins a Tramp Stamp Studios T-shirt

cardinalvices · 01-17-2007, 06:23 AM

Noway, I like girls like that. They are not shining like Paris Hilton. They are shining from inside. She is cool.

I'm tall, I speak several languages, I have all of my teeth.

I wouldn't mind a free dinner, common babe, lets get out and eat, the dinner is on the house

Narfle · 01-17-2007, 06:24 AM

bad mojo man, bad mojo

blazin · 01-17-2007, 06:27 AM

She's a hottie.... but sounds like a gold digger

Bhunter · 01-17-2007, 06:29 AM

Damn, these biaches ask way too much these day's. They live in a fantasy world or something.
Isn't a guy with a job and a dick just enough for them?

StarkReality · 01-17-2007, 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lazonby

Sounds like exactly the kind of girl to stay away from.

Exactly my thoughts

Agent 488 · 01-17-2007, 06:34 AM

you know the only idiots that will fall for this will be the ones that fit this profile. right?:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buddy

Someone who?s bald or starting to get bald.
Someone that smells funny.
Someone that takes a lot of drugs.

good luck!

bobby666 · 01-17-2007, 06:35 AM

she should better continue working

DarkJedi · 01-17-2007, 06:36 AM

tell her to get bent.

Egomancer · 01-17-2007, 06:45 AM

When she finds the reta..., err, the guy of her dreams, please let us know! Then she will receive a T-Shirt from me!!!

Egomancer

Tom_PM · 01-17-2007, 07:23 AM

Let her know the way it works is either rich or handsome! Not both, hehehe

Doctor Dre · 01-17-2007, 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cardinalvices

Noway, I like girls like that. They are not shining like Paris Hilton. They are shining from inside. She is cool.

I'm tall, I speak several languages, I have all of my teeth.

I wouldn't mind a free dinner, common babe, lets get out and eat, the dinner is on the house

First of all, Paris aiin't shining at all dumb fuck.

2nd : A gold digger aiin't exactly shining from inside.

Spunky · 01-17-2007, 07:27 AM

Does she like a good rump fuck?

Cyndalie · 01-17-2007, 07:30 AM

Quote:

GFY which has the highest ratio of millionaires per post of any board on the net.

zandre · 01-17-2007, 07:31 AM

rofl

i will pay 126 camels for her

ask her if she doesnt mind living in tent near sahara

Lykos · 01-17-2007, 07:32 AM

Send her my way

RAM · 01-17-2007, 07:39 AM

What is wrong with being BALD

o0o_Lizard_o0o · 01-17-2007, 07:51 AM

i like her... but i'm not rich... hehehe...

Wagerboy · 01-17-2007, 07:54 AM

I fit some of those things...Im not rich though. and I did have 2 wisdom teeth pulled last month. Does that work?

Sarah_Jayne · 01-17-2007, 07:56 AM

tell her she is trying to find a relationship that in the end will be rubbish

o0o_Lizard_o0o · 01-17-2007, 07:56 AM

still i'd hit her! lols

NoWhErE · 01-17-2007, 07:57 AM

She's good in the sack... don't ask me why I know.

Buddy · 01-17-2007, 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by o0o_Lizard_o0o

still i'd hit her! lols

Email Lisa for your t-shirt!

[email protected]

Buddy · 01-17-2007, 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RAM

What is wrong with being BALD

Rammy!!!
Are you in Budapest right now? ICQ me!!

stephane76 · 01-17-2007, 08:02 AM

She take my money, well I'm in need
Yeah she's a triflin friend indeed
Oh she's a gold digger way over time
That digs on me

o0o_Lizard_o0o · 01-17-2007, 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buddy

Email Lisa for your t-shirt!

[email protected]

ok... thanks!

by the way what's her name...

LISA = Secretary??? hehehe...

grumpy · 01-17-2007, 08:10 AM

i can afford her but i dont want her. Does that help?

GoddessCash · 01-17-2007, 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blazin

She's a hottie.... but sounds like a gold digger

You say that like its a bad thing or so uncommon. at least half the fucks out there are bald, ugly and play around. The only thing worthwhile is raping thier wallets. In fact the thought of it makes me wet.

NoWhErE · 01-17-2007, 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoddessCash

You say that like its a bad thing or so uncommon. at least half the fucks out there are bald, ugly and play around. The only thing worthwhile is raping thier wallets. In fact the thought of it makes me wet.

I like the sound of your tune baby.

Hit me up so we can discuss a strictly physical relationship.

Tom_PM · 01-17-2007, 08:19 AM

Invariably once you become jaded and decide to stick it to them before they stick it to you, you learn they really were a decent partner for you, and then it's too late.

Saying you would prefer to marry a rich person isn't a bad thing. It's honest at the very least.

SCORE Ralph · 01-17-2007, 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buddy

What she doesn?t want:
Someone who?s bald or starting to get bald.
Someone that smells funny.
Someone that takes a lot of drugs.
Someone that just wants to play around.

Explain "a lot" of drugs?

Narfle · 01-17-2007, 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom

Saying you would prefer to marry a rich person isn't a bad thing. It's honest at the very least.

And goes without saying.

Whats being said here, however, is that she would ONLY want to marry a rich person, along with a lot of other criterias.

This whole thing kinda reminds me of the high school dropout whining about the lack of interesting jobs available.

The initial post was entirely about what demands the secretary has set, nothing about what she can offer. Its the stupidest sales pitch ever in this setting. Maybe it would have worked better if this wasnt a forum for pornographers.

But here theres talk (and pics) about how much girls way hotter than her costs per day and if she does ass to mouth.

crazyforyou · 01-17-2007, 08:34 AM

she doesn't has problem to find husband

Adultnet · 01-17-2007, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazyforyou

she doesn't has problem to find husband

The woman got some needs..

Rufchild · 01-17-2007, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoWhErE

She's good in the sack... don't ask me why I know.

Why do you know?

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 01-17-2007, 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buddy

What she doesn?t want:

Someone that takes a lot of drugs.

too bad about my cocaine and heroine addiction

AssPirate · 01-17-2007, 09:02 AM

Does she have a weird syndrome? Is her face distorted due to hormones?

AssPirate · 01-17-2007, 09:03 AM

She's the type of girl who wishes everything in a man, I wonder what she can put on the table. She looks like one of those vain girls. Next!

CDSmith · 01-17-2007, 09:11 AM

I predict 3, maybe 4 divorces in her future.

Good luck.

pussyluver · 01-17-2007, 09:36 AM

Not my type.

Besides mom won't let anyone else move into the basement..

Oh, what does she bring to the table? You left out a lot. Education for one?

Boobs · 01-17-2007, 09:37 AM

cranki · 01-17-2007, 09:42 AM

she doesn't look too swedish to me ?! *confused*

GoddessCash · 01-17-2007, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoWhErE

I like the sound of your tune baby.

Hit me up so we can discuss a strictly physical relationship.

Sure after you send me your bank statements and a HIGH limit credit card in YOUR name for about a week.

Brad · 01-17-2007, 09:46 AM

that's a lot of requests. why doesn't she just pull an anna nichole smith if she just wants money.

ps. there are way hotter girls in sweden, that place is a gold mine for hot ladies, and they all have the natural thing going for them. I don't know about this one though.

One more thing... if youare trying to find a rich man, shouldn't you at least sell yourself a little bit? 3 pics isn't going to cut it. I'm not saying i need to see her nude, or even any more pics...maybe some info about yourself. Every girl likes to ride horses and travel and most cook so wtf? how about what her interests are, is she a retard? does she like chicks? what are her aspirations?

Rui · 01-17-2007, 09:47 AM

she needs to re-evaluate herself and see she is way way way overestimating her worth...

tskk tskk

Cassie · 01-17-2007, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cardinalvices

Noway, I like girls like that. They are not shining like Paris Hilton. They are shining from inside. She is cool.

I'm tall, I speak several languages, I have all of my teeth.

I wouldn't mind a free dinner, common babe, lets get out and eat, the dinner is on the house

how would your wife feel about that? just curious since she probably has crazy hormones due to the fact that she's pregnant.

01-17-2007, 06:13 AM	#1
Buddy Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: FlashCa$h Headquarters Posts: 1,828	Help find my secretary a rich husband (PICS)! Ok, this morning my secretary informed me that I had to help her find a rich husband. So I decided I would take the search to GFY which has the highest ratio of millionaires per post of any board on the net. This is her: She is looking for a rich husband. She would prefer an American husband, but will consider anyone that is rich and meets the following criteria: A tall guy, approx 180cm. All of his teeth (I asked her if it was ok if he had a grill, she didn?t seem too keen on it) Nice firm body (That eliminates most of us ) Speaks more the one language And of course he needs to be rich What she doesn?t want: Someone who?s bald or starting to get bald. Someone that smells funny. Someone that takes a lot of drugs. Someone that just wants to play around. About her: She is 22 years old from Sweden living in Barcelona. She likes to travel a lot and likes exploring other cultures. When she?s not working she likes to cook or go horseback riding. Ok, the rules of the game are as follows: Post below and tell her why you are the guy for her. Make sure you meet her criteria above, and she wants you to post a pic of yourself. Every 25th post wins a Tramp Stamp Studios T-shirt (post 25, 50, 75, 100, etc). If by some miracle she decides to meet one of you guys I will buy the first dinner. Don?t break any GFY rules. Don?t be an ass, this is all in good fun. __________________ -165486536 Disce quotidie * Ride quotidie * Ama quotidie * Cresce quotidie FlashCa$h Who the hell am I?

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