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AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 12-27-2006 03:10 PM

I resolve to get the 50th post - just once...

EDIT: My work is done = )

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WiredGuy 12-27-2006 03:32 PM

My resolution is to try my best to not steal anymore of Alan's girls. I'll try but no promise! LOL
WG

Fizzgig 12-27-2006 03:34 PM

I resolve to make the 53rd post in this thread.

TroubleTonya 12-27-2006 03:42 PM

My new years resolutions:

1) Talk shit to more unsuspecting victims than I did this year
2) Peddle more porn
3) Watch more porn
4) Meet more hotties like Sunny Leone and Tassy *DROOLS*
5) Drink more alcohol in less time

Now those are resolutions I can keep! :) Happy and Safe New Years to everyone! :) :wetkiss

newbiz 12-27-2006 03:47 PM

OK this is getting good! The 100th post on this thread gets 4 VIP Passes to the Players Ball FREE at Internext in Las Vegas!!

Lets keep this going and get naughty with these resolutions you freaks!

Newbiz

vod 12-27-2006 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newbiz (Post 11602410)
Hey GFY!

CapitalBucks has two passes to the XBIZ Hollywood and Awards show! We want to give them to you!

Tell us what your new years resolution is and who ever has the best, funniest, REAL resolution wins them. Tell what your plans are ,lets have fun with this fuckas!

Newbiz

my new years resolution is to Pump CapitalBucks with traffic and joins...

:pimp :pimp :thumbsup

Imortyl Pussycat 12-27-2006 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vod (Post 11603492)
my new years resolution is to Pump CapitalBucks with traffic and joins...

:pimp :pimp :thumbsup

"Pump CapitalBucks" that's hawt Robbie!!!!!!! xoxoxo

newbiz 12-27-2006 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vod (Post 11603492)
my new years resolution is to Pump CapitalBucks with traffic and joins...

:pimp :pimp :thumbsup

Rob we need to meet in Vegas man!

lol its been to long!

Newbiz

Honez 12-27-2006 05:11 PM

Mine is to spend all of my future birthdays with Newbiz having chats outside the ladys room at a cowboy bar before I "ride the bucking bronc". I love you Alan.

Hell, I am not even trying to win anything. I would rather see pics of Rocki in a bikini.

Vegas Ken 12-27-2006 05:23 PM

My Resolution is to Jack Off less and Work More :)

AZSarah 12-27-2006 05:46 PM

I think I need to get in on this...
I resolve to have another foot photo shoot w/Rocki & once again send those pictures straight to you Alan!

Seriously though, I do want to take a ballroom dance and I'm not going to curse so fucking much:thumbsup

Honez 12-27-2006 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by P. Nash (Post 11602428)
Bring on the funny shit! Whos giving up what?

In all honesty, I will give up lusting after your woman. This pains me. Please, do not look in my closet during our UFC party. Seriously. If you do, I am not signing anything.

P.S. If you two (Newbiz and you) make it out to the party, ask to see the pics we took. You have the cutest buns especially when "you know who" is patting them.

P.S.S. Capital Bucks was my nomination for our replacement as Xbiz's "Up and Coming Affiliate of the Year". Send them traffic. If you do, I will show you my topless bikini pics.

newbiz 12-27-2006 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honez (Post 11603738)
Mine is to spend all of my future birthdays with Newbiz having chats outside the ladys room at a cowboy bar before I "ride the bucking bronc". I love you Alan.

Hell, I am not even trying to win anything. I would rather see pics of Rocki in a bikini.


HAHAHA I love you back Hun-Hottie! XOOXOX

HAPPYPEEKERS 12-27-2006 07:48 PM

great contest!

I am more than ready for Xbiz :-)

baddog 12-27-2006 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat (Post 11602618)
I resolved not to fall in love again in another thread. Let me take that further here. My resolution is not to be alone, it's to find someone to engage in a "big girl" relationship. I want a MAN to have unadulterated, debaucherous fun with and teach me everything I ever wanted to know but was too afraid to ask. I want someone who can handle my fetishes, cravings and sexually adventurous requests without reservation. Wish me luck! :winkwink:

It sounds like you need an older guy in your life.


I resolve to help Imortyl Pussycat keep her resolution.

Cyndalie 12-27-2006 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honez (Post 11603909)
P.S.S. Capital Bucks was my nomination for our replacement as Xbiz's "Up and Coming Affiliate of the Year". Send them traffic. If you do, I will show you my topless bikini pics.

Dammit woman, why didn't you tell me about those pics sooner?

:winkwink:

sweetums 12-27-2006 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyndalie (Post 11604406)
Dammit woman, why didn't you tell me about those pics sooner?

:winkwink:

I was thinking the same thing!

Honneeeeeeez....I think you should share with Cyndalie & I anyway :winkwink:

My new year's resolution....I'm resolving not to make any freakin resolutions :upsidedow

Cyndalie 12-27-2006 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweetums (Post 11604416)
I was thinking the same thing!

Honneeeeeeez....I think you should share with Cyndalie & I anyway :winkwink:

My new year's resolution....I'm resolving not to make any freakin resolutions :upsidedow

I love having hot female on female back up :1orglaugh
You rock sweetums!
Hony........:)

sweetums 12-27-2006 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyndalie (Post 11604427)
I love having hot female on female back up :1orglaugh
You rock sweetums!
Hony........:)


Heh....yeah...I'm good like that...

You know I always got your back, Cyn :winkwink:

WiredGuy 12-27-2006 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honez (Post 11603909)
If you do, I will show you my topless bikini pics.

Time to fire up that old account Alan! LOL
WG

newbiz 12-27-2006 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honez (Post 11603909)
In all honesty, I will give up lusting after your woman. This pains me. Please, do not look in my closet during our UFC party. Seriously. If you do, I am not signing anything.

P.S. If you two (Newbiz and you) make it out to the party, ask to see the pics we took. You have the cutest buns especially when "you know who" is patting them.

P.S.S. Capital Bucks was my nomination for our replacement as Xbiz's "Up and Coming Affiliate of the Year". Send them traffic. If you do, I will show you my topless bikini pics.


What woman, whos woman? What party Honez? I want to go!

I WOULD LOVE TO SEE Those topless bikini pics of you, you sexy beatch!

THanks for VOTiNg for me, that is worth a hair pull and an tongue lasshing!

xo Newbiz

newbiz 12-27-2006 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by APMSarah (Post 11603890)
I think I need to get in on this...
I resolve to have another foot photo shoot w/Rocki & once again send those pictures straight to you Alan!

Seriously though, I do want to take a ballroom dance and I'm not going to curse so fucking much:thumbsup


I love da toes! Sarahs biting isnt bad either!

xoox

newbiz 12-27-2006 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 11604576)
Time to fire up that old account Alan! LOL
WG

LOL yeah Chuck the women are getting spicy in here!

yum!

newbiz 12-27-2006 09:44 PM

Almost at 100 posts! Who will win the Players Ball VIP tickets! WHO WILL WIN!

Did i mention our table will have about 25 strippers for my webmasters make AND female to play with? TWeNTY FIVE girls who like to be naked! As is Naked without their clothes on?

WHO WILL BE ThE 100the POST!

SCOOTER 12-27-2006 09:52 PM

I will help out .. see who wins

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 12-27-2006 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newbiz (Post 11604775)
Almost at 100 posts! Who will win the Players Ball VIP tickets! WHO WILL WIN!

Did i mention our table will have about 25 strippers for my webmasters make AND female to play with? TWeNTY FIVE girls who like to be naked! As is Naked without their clothes on?

WHO WILL BE ThE 100the POST!

You are convincing...

I find naked girls without clothes on, much preferrable to 25 fully-clothed naked girls, the same way I prefer "LIVE NAKED GIRLS" over "live naked semi-conscious/dead girls".

I hope I win (see post #51)...

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madawgz 12-27-2006 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rattlehead (Post 11602466)
Mine is boring. This time I am going to quit smoking! Dammit!

thats great, ive already quit for 1 month now and i feel better

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 12-27-2006 10:34 PM

I resolve to provide free videographic services to Spannow and Belinda to have sex, while Donny and Sleazy Dream mutually masturbate in the background, interrupted only briefly with a short commercial message by Juicy and Ramos on behalf of Fleshlight, as a humanitarian gesture for the betterment of the entire GFY community. :pimp

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Honez 12-28-2006 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyndalie (Post 11604406)
Dammit woman, why didn't you tell me about those pics sooner?

:winkwink:

I only use them for 'special' occassions. Besides, you got something better than pics. Your hands got to play 'boulder holders' :1orglaugh

Klen 12-28-2006 10:11 AM

My resolution is to get daily epassporte mail regarding my account :)

P. Nash 12-28-2006 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honez (Post 11603909)
In all honesty, I will give up lusting after your woman. This pains me. Please, do not look in my closet during our UFC party. Seriously. If you do, I am not signing anything.

P.S. If you two (Newbiz and you) make it out to the party, ask to see the pics we took. You have the cutest buns especially when "you know who" is patting them.

P.S.S. Capital Bucks was my nomination for our replacement as Xbiz's "Up and Coming Affiliate of the Year". Send them traffic. If you do, I will show you my topless bikini pics.

Im a little confused by this one... You talking about my buns?? Was there heavy drinking involved or am I just drawing a blank?

Im gonna have to see some pictures to clear this up.. And not of my buns, damnit!

sweetums 12-28-2006 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by P. Nash (Post 11606854)
...Im gonna have to see some pictures to clear this up.. And not of my buns, damnit!


Speak for yourself....Honez now you have to get me the pics of you topless and of Nash's buns :winkwink:

Honez 12-28-2006 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by P. Nash (Post 11606854)
Im a little confused by this one... You talking about my buns?? Was there heavy drinking involved or am I just drawing a blank?

Im gonna have to see some pictures to clear this up.. And not of my buns, damnit!

Yes, your buns :) I was going through the pics from Atlantis last year. Don't worry. You had clothes on. :winkwink:

newbiz 12-28-2006 11:45 AM

COME ON people, we are almost at 100 posts! Who will win the Players Ball VIP tickets! WHO WILL WIN!

WHO WILL BE ThE 100the POST!

Guess Paul and I will have to play with the strippers by ourselves!

stickyfingerz 12-28-2006 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newbiz (Post 11607145)
COME ON people, we are almost at 100 posts! Who will win the Players Ball VIP tickets! WHO WILL WIN!

WHO WILL BE ThE 100the POST!

Guess Paul and I will have to play with the strippers by ourselves!

I never win... And you are about to have YOUR 100th post. :winkwink: Congrats. :thumbsup

Honez 12-28-2006 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newbiz (Post 11607145)
COME ON people, we are almost at 100 posts! Who will win the Players Ball VIP tickets! WHO WILL WIN!

WHO WILL BE ThE 100the POST!

Guess Paul and I will have to play with the strippers by ourselves!

You say that like it is a bad thing :winkwink:

kristin 12-28-2006 12:08 PM

I didn't win this yet?

Pfftt...

P. Nash 12-28-2006 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honez (Post 11607225)
You say that like it is a bad thing :winkwink:

Im only good for 4 or 5 strippers at a time. Alan can probably handle the rest but we would hate for any to go to waste!!

o0o_Lizard_o0o 12-28-2006 12:33 PM

:pimp I will try my very best to eat as little food as my wife can cook for me....:helpme :pimp

Honez 12-28-2006 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by P. Nash (Post 11607289)
Im only good for 4 or 5 strippers at a time. Alan can probably handle the rest but we would hate for any to go to waste!!

I just got this mental image of a room full of strippers with "Best if Used By" dates stamped on their foreheads.

I think this cold medicine is making me loopy.

SCOOTER 12-28-2006 12:37 PM

only 10 to Go .. Who wants it ?

P. Nash 12-28-2006 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honez (Post 11607316)
I just got this mental image of a room full of strippers with "Best if Used By" dates stamped on their foreheads.

I think this cold medicine is making me loopy.

LOL. I think you can tell when a stripper goes bad. No need for the stamp.

SCOOTER 12-28-2006 12:39 PM

Quote:

Honez

Will you runaway with me :thumbsup

SCOOTER 12-28-2006 12:41 PM

Hey Nash ... Is that a Mexico hooker ?

SCOOTER 12-28-2006 12:44 PM

So if I keep posting .....The # keeps getting closer..Then the Bots will turn on?

stickyfingerz 12-28-2006 12:45 PM

Are we there yet? :thumbsup

stickyfingerz 12-28-2006 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SCOOTER (Post 11607365)
So if I keep posting .....The # keeps getting closer..Then the Bots will turn on?


Turning mine on now!

P. Nash 12-28-2006 12:46 PM

I think the same goes for Mexican Hookers, but im not sure. My rule is that if they have more fingers than teeth or if they can touch their nipples together behind their backs, its time to retire.

SCOOTER 12-28-2006 12:47 PM

Did you know ....Capitalbucks.com is a sponsor of the PPT ?

http://www.pornpokertour.com

stickyfingerz 12-28-2006 12:47 PM

Ok someone else post now... :1orglaugh

Woot I win right?


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