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D_Nell · 07-24-2002, 12:37 AM

INVESTMENT ADVICE

If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00. With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

START SAVING THOSE CANS AND BOTTLES!

beemk · 07-24-2002, 12:52 AM

i'm two steps ahead of you, except i dont drink budweiser... that shit is nasty.

volante · 07-24-2002, 01:03 AM

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